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	Victoria's Secret hope to diversify to a wider customer base. 07/03/23 20:04:35	6


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Dear Mr SchrodingerI got bored, so I'm sure you'll understand why I escaped from the box ages agoI figured you wouldn't notice as you were probably trying to prove a point as per usual. Anyway, I've moved on to sunnier ... --Glyn Evans

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Yes, it is tragic, especially when we put up these childrens' missing posters and then caption them.When is too far too far? - Oops, I believe it's too late for that. --Glyn Evans

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	"We're simply the best in the U.S., period." 09/10/21 19:00:08	6

	"See, you've got to really drive the shovel underneath it. It's all about momentum; you zookeepers don't know what a real snowfall is, you would understand if you spent any time in Siberia like me, I remember one time..." 23/09/21 19:03:39	6


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	"I actually can't stomach captioneer-meat. Too gamey." 05/04/21 19:02:14	6


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	. "Tigger, I'm ... quite certain this is ... not how you play ... . Pooh Sticks." . . . . . 14/10/20 7:00:07	6


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I didn't notice it was missing until I saw this and checked! --Molly R
	That's one big mother Fokker. 01/10/20 19:00:18	6


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	"Fck off, crows!! Yeh motherfckin' c*nts!" -Swearcrow 13/09/20 16:58:09	6


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Dear the people of the United States, If you don't like the way things are, why not change it? - Is going backwards really the way forwards? - I'd weigh up your options and figure the best course of action. The American Constitution ... --Glyn Evans

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	The sex is good, but people give us nasty looks when I take her on a date. 27/06/20 7:22:19	6


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	I had felt invincible, like I could accomplish anything, so I decided to renovate the bedroom. Turns out that having a caption with 20 votes is not an indicator of future life success. 30/03/20 19:01:58	1 6
Past life success is not an indicator of having a caption with 20 votes. --Willie Johnson

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	"We're not taking any more of your sh*t." 20/01/20 20:04:22	6

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Yes, it's only when you see it on a mobile that you can see what it says. --Welsh Rarebit
	"My boyfriend is fun, but sometimes he's a bit of a pain in the arse." 16/10/19 19:00:10	6


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	Handy Smurf was looking forward to his birdwatching honeymoon, when he would finally see some blue tits. 03/06/19 19:01:00	6


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	Due to the riots at the previous match, the pitch was surrounded by copse. 17/10/24 19:08:50	5

	Looks like my houseplant has gone to steed. 03/04/24 19:16:34	1 5

	"Seems like a lot of effort just to try to explain the offside rule." 16/03/24 22:25:15	5

	“I can't believe I'm giving Frankenstein a light!” “Well, in actuality, you're not giving Frankenstein a light, per se. _Doctor_ Frankenstein is in the next room, whereas MY correct name would be-” “Let me guess, they got your brain from a dead captioneer.” 21/02/24 20:02:35	5

	Wanted: Administrative Assistant, must be able to type 450 words per minute. Two keyboards will be provided. 26/01/24 20:09:00, edited: 26/01/24 20:36:44	5

	"Thanks for listening to me sing for the past three hours. Here's your 45 pence." 06/12/23 21:44:37	5

	Pieces of Kate 08/11/23 20:05:17	5

	"Mr Spock, tell Scotty the transporter is broken again." 24/10/23 19:03:39	5

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	Who is this clever man, shrouded in mistery? 16/10/23 19:41:23	5

	"Do you enjoy working in my sludge factory?" "I can't complain." 10/10/23 19:59:04	5

	"Some mornings I wake up covered in special sauce." 22/09/23 19:00:54	5

	"Fine, one bag of peanuts, but you mustn't tell anyone that you can talk." "Two bags, and I don't tell anyone what you did with the banana last night." 21/09/23 19:02:16	5

	"Don't move! I'm getting Channel 5." 19/09/23 19:07:12	5

	"It's bad enough that you've been following me for the last hour, but do you have keep humming the theme from Jaws the entire time?" 01/09/23 19:02:27	5

	Jane found a clever way of preventing Dave spending all evening on his phone in the loo. 25/08/23 19:10:57	5


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	"As an actor the most challenging, and ultimately the most satisfying, part was entering the body of Karen Gillan." 16/03/23 20:12:22	5


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	"Do these actually work?" "I doughnut know." 04/03/23 20:01:26	5


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	The bad news is he didn't fix the aircon; the good news is there was a rather nice breeze by the time he reached terminal velocity. 10/02/23 20:00:26, edited: 12/06/23 18:38:30	5

	"We prefer to think of it as a 'Unique Photo Opportunity'," said the thalidomide marketing department. 12/01/23 20:01:10	5


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🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]