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Crikey Anon, please fact check before sending the boys around. "Gotten" is an acceptable form of the past participle of "get", and it is commonly used in America, Canada, and my home country, New Zealand. Sorry if it doesn't conform to your p... --James Lennox

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	Ellen, Molly, Karen, Al, and Willie have high hopes for this year's caption.me Halloween party. 26/10/22 19:00:11	7 4
Erm. In that order? --Mr Dome
	"They call me a Trumpkin." "Because you're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and thrown out in November?" "No, because my mouth looks like something sh*t comes out of." 21/10/22 19:00:17	1 4

	"For the thousandth time, Mum, this is better than a job, it's gonna make me rich! Now please, I can't talk any more, I have to put on my headphones or I'll miss the chime when my caption gets a vote." 17/10/22 19:00:09, edited: 17/10/22 19:05:48	1 4
Yes, you can tell that it's all about the money on here. I mean, nobody reinvests their cash prize into the site or gives it away :-)It all changed when Chris got sponsorship from those big multinational conglomerates and that's when... --Glyn Evans
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	"I'm ready to share with the world my secret to self-hypnosis." 24/09/22 19:00:23	4


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You're juicing that now 🤣 --Biggy L
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	"It'll only be a momentary window of opportunity when he stands up; they'll be dangling within reach and vulnerable to attack..." 25/05/22 21:07:53	4


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	The music is terrible, but as a self-accompanied stripper he's quite talented. 12/05/22 19:03:07	4

	"With everything going wrong in Russia, you must feel a right tit." "Yes, and left tit. Is very nice." 20/04/22 19:00:12	4


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	"I love you, Davey! Let's make some babies and be the hippest parents ever!" "Yes! You can photograph me as I teach them to sit on a hot stove, drink beer, and buy guns!" "Yes! And then I'll use it to get full custody!" "Yes! Wait, what?" 10/09/21 14:05:12	1 4
That is sound parenting advice..it makes me feel that they could have been excellent parents too if they hadn't been staying at Camp Crystal. --Glyn Evans
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	GOATEE? 7 points. 07/07/21 19:00:31	4

	Sales were... 'disappointing' for the first Ann Summers sex robot. 06/07/21 19:00:30	4

	"Wanna go back to our hotel room and, I dunno,... rub our pelvises against each other?" 27/06/21 19:01:16	4

	Greetings from the island of Barbie-dos. 27/06/21 19:00:06	4

	After a whole day on the links stealing golf balls, I was knackered. 13/06/21 20:48:20	4


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	"I've seen bigger. You ever been to The Humpback?" 27/05/21 7:08:54	4

	"Everyone is always talking about my right arm, but no one ever mentions how difficult it is having two left hands." 15/05/21 15:13:18, edited: 14/09/23 23:50:18	1 4
Very observant. Like it...smiles. --Ellen Duncalf

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	From right to left, there's Rosaline, Caroline, Clementine, and Elephantine. 12/04/21 19:01:17	4


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To drive down the population --Tony S
	"Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeze?" 26/03/21 20:00:47	4

	"I prefer to play with myself. Heavy pawn usage helps me to beat the bishop." 13/03/21 20:00:19	4


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He hasn't gotten away with it yet. Stay tuned. --Willie Johnson

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I'm kind of with you there Mauris, but that mightn't be a good thing as I'm a bit of a pedantic prick when it comes to captioning. I always try to write, and hope to read, captions that fully match the details in a photo. But, obviously, this l... --James Lennox

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The ate, full dead. --Willie Johnson
	"When you said you were taking me to a 'stingers party'..." 28/11/20 20:00:51	4


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	"I'm tired of all these jokes. I'm taking my mother's maiden name, so now I'll be William Bates." "And when you get to the High Court you'll be known as Master?" "...... Dammit." 05/11/20 20:06:51	4

	"Why, yes, my mum and dad WERE Captioneers, how did you know?" 05/11/20 20:05:04	4

	Has the lighting in your makeshift garage office got you down? Feeling depressed because you're working from home and can't go down the pub with your mates? Suffering from Zoom Fatigue? Then try our amazing new product, Shut The F*ck Up And Be Grateful You Have A Job And Your Mum's Alive. 30/10/20 20:00:20	2 4
Ace. This should really be a product. :-) --Glyn Evans

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	Sadly, captioneers weren't quite finished with Tina from Doncaster. 19/10/20 19:00:07	4


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	"Don't you DARE use that internet meme about your TV being bigger than your dishwasher!" 06/10/20 19:01:52	1 4


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	"Mudonna Radcliffe at Glastonbury sh*t creek! If I plagiarise all the best captions from last year I'm sure to win!" 13/09/20 19:13:31	4

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	She seemed glad to see him, but he could tell she'd been out all night clubbing. 11/07/20 19:00:35	4

	Thuperglue. Ith juth not thunny anymore. 06/07/20 19:00:45	4


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	I don't mind when my boyfriend stays the night, but I wish he'd keep his bloody hands out of my fridge. 29/06/20 19:04:57	4


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Dial 'M' for Mother & 'D' for Dick Head. --Morgan .
	Which one is the lady and which one's the tramp? 07/06/20 19:00:15	4

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Have you had a test & chase miss? --Woofer 6

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	Whilst Dave was busy pointing at the moon and flirting with Jim, he failed to notice his wife drowning behind him. 02/05/20 21:04:48	4


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🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]