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Maybe Jenuine36 should just 86 it? --Willie Johnson
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Nice try, but no, I still don't get it. Is the lady with the adam's apple the quarterback? --Michael Winner
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The Changing of the Garb is brilliant on its own, drop the rest :) --Michael Winner
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At least he died smiling! --Karyn Harrison
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LOL! That takes me back half a century to my teenage years, when my friends and I all had long hair, Christine Keeler-style, and a couple of half-pints would overset us. Holding a friend's hair back while she called for Ruth and Hughie was a co... --Molly R
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Allow me to show you the door. -Anon --Peter Houle
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Indeed, Molly! Nod to the finite improbability generators and the hostess's undergarments. :-D --Crunchy Chords
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Nod to 8:15:52
6:17pm
comment on caption:
βI refuse the jab because vaccines would infect my brain and make me weird,β said Djokovic. [Crunchy Chords]
π΅ Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...π΅
9:31am
comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]
Encore!!
8:04pm
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
Challenge accepted, Julia.
π΅ βIt's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." π΅
Anyone else want to have a go?
6:03am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
π΅ Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon π΅
6:26am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons
7:45am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
I'm sorry James, but yours put me to sleep
8:03am
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π΅ βIt's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.β π΅ [Crunchy Chords]
It was easy, those sandals you're wearing are stolen.
8:21pm
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"How did you know I was a police informant?" [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to James,
caption.me/740902
8:23pm
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Looks like my houseplant has gone to steed. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to https://forum.caption.me/t/caption-me-website-performance/1373
8:04pm
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βWait, what if I remove a redundant secondary sort from the SQL query? That could give me a massive load performance improvement!β βOhh, I love it when you talk dirty, Chris Beach.β [Crunchy Chords]