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	"Why don't they just change the name of the village?" "That'll be up to the F*cking Council." 16/04/20 19:17:41	4

	"Lord, I know I should stop going down the pub, but how can I give it up unless you give me a f*cking sign?" 16/04/20 19:00:06	4


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	"It reminds me of my first boyfriend." "The size?!" "No, the shape." 31/03/20 19:00:09	4

	Drag Queen 23/03/20 20:00:07	4


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	'Er... No thanks.' 03/03/20 20:00:47	4

	"Right," thought Jenuine36, "I've got all the ingredients for a viral photo on Flickr: something cat-related, an inane platitude, fake sparkles.... I just hope Chris Beach doesn't cock it all up with one of his stupid captions...." 26/02/20 20:34:15	1 4
Maybe Jenuine36 should just 86 it? --Willie Johnson

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	"Nicht gesmoken, or elsen geboomboomen gehappen, und den mit Goebbels, Himmler und Hitler ins Hell gedamnen" 14/01/20 14:51:45	4


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	Same old story: You run yourself ragged just to catch her and ride her, spend your last pennies, then when you're finally inside her, she hardly moves. 01/01/20 21:23:51	4

	My favourite recipe for Boxing Day leftovers: Tur-what-the-f*cken 28/12/19 16:44:41	4


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Nice try, but no, I still don't get it. Is the lady with the adam's apple the quarterback? --Michael Winner

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	lol "When I heard about that caption bloke who won fifty quid after my trip to Belgium, I thought: Why stop there?" 12/09/19 14:56:38	4


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The Changing of the Garb is brilliant on its own, drop the rest :) --Michael Winner

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	Back in the day, it was much more difficult to submit captions. 08/05/19 17:43:43	4

	#MeatToo! 02/05/19 13:52:46	4


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	Photos like this tend to cause maths hysteria. 14/03/19 20:00:14	4


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	His last wish was to put his face between two baps. 19/11/18 20:01:30	1 4
At least he died smiling! --Karyn Harrison

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lol 31/10/18 13:52:43		2 4
LOL! That takes me back half a century to my teenage years, when my friends and I all had long hair, Christine Keeler-style, and a couple of half-pints would overset us. Holding a friend's hair back while she called for Ruth and Hughie was a co... --Molly R
	"If I eat both it might make me Sikh." 14/10/18 16:40:24	4


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	"You've been here for 10 minutes you've already shagged Ginger _and_ Mary Ann?!" 21/11/24 20:07:45	3

	Time to spruce up the wardrobe 13/11/24 20:02:29	1 3

	"It's like magic! He simply thinks of a pun... for example 'Pasta-tively gorgeous'.... Then he types it into the A.I. image generator and... Pesto!" 11/11/24 20:09:38	3

	"Don't worry, we'll plant new ones after we cut. We're re-tree-vers." 11/10/24 19:02:27	3

	Spaghetti Saucerer 16/09/24 19:08:19	3

	As if driven by some ancient instinct, the little hatchlings make their way towards the sea. 21/08/24 19:09:37	3

	Souper clever 13/08/24 19:12:23	3

	"I wear them so that, no matter where I go, I can pretend I'm back home in my garden." "That's lovely, but maybe you could wear some trousers." 23/03/24 20:18:06	3

	Industrial revolution 08/03/24 20:10:41	3

	Boeing celebrate only 73 missing bolts 30/01/24 20:02:14	3

	--Insert male/female life expectancy joke here-- 12/01/24 20:01:51	3

	"Sounds risky, but I'll have a stab at it." 04/01/24 20:03:00	3

	Are YOU pandemic-ready? 28/12/23 20:01:24	3

	Trying to think of a caption that will fill that speech bubble. 21/12/23 20:14:27	3

	"And you'll see in this next slide, instead of a cat I tried using a pun on the word "dog" for my caption...." 15/12/23 20:01:38	3

	Don't tell Norway, but it's always a bit difficult disposing of the Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree. 07/12/23 20:01:24	3

	“I refuse the jab because vaccines would infect my brain and make me weird,” said Djokovic. 17/11/23 18:16:27	1 3

	"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. knock-knock-knock James?!" 09/11/23 20:01:14	3 3

	I'm ready for my next pandemic. 07/11/23 20:01:41	3

	Phwoarridge 26/10/23 19:03:33	3

	She was so excited about the coronation that ciabatta souvenir. 19/10/23 19:18:16, edited: 19/10/23 23:26:33, suggested edits	2 3
Allow me to show you the door. -Anon --Peter Houle
	After considering for a moment, he decided that yes, by now it must be open season for hunting humans. 24/08/23 19:00:49	3


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	"Been working for peanuts all my life." 17/07/23 19:04:11	3


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	"... And this is my best one. See, it's funny because it's a picture of a dog and 'bark' sounds like 'park'!" 09/06/23 19:00:23	3

	"Nurse, there's been an accident with my balloon-tip catheter." 08/06/23 19:02:45	3

	Dave proved he was a racist wanker with his horribly inappropriate parody film, "Godzilla vs Ching Chong". 31/05/23 19:56:34	3


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	"I'm descended from a wolf spider." 20/04/23 19:00:31	3

	clever Bee ambitious. 17/04/23 19:00:08	3

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last comments (total: 273)

🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]