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	"Don't worry about it. It happens to all snowmen!" 16/12/18 9:57:06	7

	She's in Louvre with herself. 08/12/18 20:45:51	7

	🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ... 30/11/18 20:06:30	7

	Whichever way they went they were in a stew. 22/11/18 10:08:37	7

	"I told you to get Toilet DUCK!!!" 15/11/18 12:00:35	7

	Glamour puss 29/10/18 8:00:15	7

	And when he snapped his fingers they all stood up and sang 'Stayin' Alive'. Never share a carriage with Paul McKenna! 24/10/18 7:09:25	7

	Hound barrier 05/09/18 9:39:54	7

	This is from Hundred Acre Wood. It's got Pooh written all over it! 02/09/18 7:46:02	7

	Rover the rainbow 19/08/18 7:04:59	7

	There was no way Derek was paying five pence for a carrier bag. 29/07/18 7:59:36	7

	"Dave, put the camera down. I'm not going on that caption site again!" 14/11/24 20:25:58	6

	Pidgy back 06/11/24 8:02:22, suggested edits	6

	Flight of the Concod 02/11/24 20:03:56	6

	"I wouldn't recommend the prawn omelette." 30/10/24 12:04:32	6

	clever Mud, sweat and tears 21/10/24 19:13:17	6

	"It's a no from me, pet." 25/09/24 19:00:53	6

	Life imitates art 28/08/24 7:29:18	6

	"When I said the car needed sprucing up .. " 24/08/24 11:04:57	6

	Hell for leather 29/07/24 19:13:14	6

	Mother's Pride 25/07/24 19:04:52	6

	The Nightmare Before Christmas 10/07/24 7:03:18	6

	PG Tits 30/06/24 11:00:43	6

	"Eeyore move." 29/06/24 11:23:51	6

	I prefer the canned laughter. 16/05/24 11:20:07	6

	Vegetable Patch 27/04/24 11:07:22	6

	"You might think you look like a peacock in those boots, Dave, but you actually look a bit of a tit." 24/04/24 19:53:36	6

	Bag lady 10/03/24 20:00:27	6

	Poor Lidl guy! 12/01/24 12:26:54	6

	"I knew I should never have seen that shrink." 08/12/23 12:12:35	1 6
Are you sure it was a shrink and not a carnival fortune telling machine called Zoltar? --Glyn Evans
	Furraris 24/11/23 20:02:20	6

	A rare photo of Mabel Lambert and Margaret Butler 10/09/23 11:07:01	6

	Shitish Airways 04/09/23 19:04:14	6

	Yew've been framed. 29/06/22 11:27:42	6

	🎵 Judy in Disguise With Glasses 10/06/22 11:23:23	6

	He's the sleeping partner. 19/05/22 19:21:05	6

	Tandem style 06/05/22 19:06:33	6

	My Massive Pony - Not suitable for children under 36 months. 22/04/22 19:17:47	6

	The Frown 01/02/22 13:09:08	6

	Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes? 01/02/22 12:11:54	6

	It takes two to Tango. 12/01/22 20:17:37	1 6
Or more if you have a Flash Mob but surely a more fizzy drink themed dance would be the Can Can --Glyn Evans
	Peter Pan 09/09/21 11:30:09	6

	"Church mouse ... again?" 26/08/21 11:15:05	6

	He was later arrested by the fashion police for wearing socks with sandals. 23/08/21 11:02:53	2 6
Should he be wearing loafers? --Mr Dome
	The Tortoise and the Mare 21/07/21 19:00:14	6

	"And on tonight's episode of Ramsay's Toilet Nightmares ..." 03/07/21 19:23:08	6

	"It's a no from me pet." 27/05/21 11:10:22	6

	"Just chilling." 08/05/21 7:16:40	6

	Rex and the Single Girl 17/02/21 20:36:35	6

	"Paint me like one of your French girls." 16/01/21 12:54:21	6

	"She's the image of you Linda!" 29/11/20 20:46:56	6

	The first Anons Anonymous meeting was a great success. 26/11/20 8:25:10	6

	Tesco, High Barnet 15/10/20 19:12:44	6

	"Don't stand so close to me!" 29/08/20 19:46:46	6

	'Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts. Don't stare at her breasts.' 27/07/20 11:03:18	6

	Kate's always had a taste for tall vegetarians. 06/07/20 19:44:43	6

	🎵 You're bootiful ... 08/06/20 19:17:27	6

	It was the only way to avoid standing on a used condom. 23/05/20 11:55:55	6

	ðð®ð¦ ð˜¯ð˜°ð˜¶ð˜¯ The buttocks. 23/04/20 19:00:09	6

	Phil and Sebastian are as dull as dishwater but the ampersand is a colourful character. 08/02/20 8:47:01	1 6
I always write it as Ampers& just to be awkward. --Barrie Bullock
	"I'M A POSSUM!!!" 05/02/20 12:37:28	2 6
A vote for your knowledge from an idiot who thought it was a badger. --Dave Bryan
	A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. 19/01/20 8:53:37	2 6
Great caption, although I would think she'd go stale rather quickly. --Willie Johnson
	The Flocky Horror Show 10/12/19 20:00:11	6

	"I'm not supposed to talk to you but I can Wispa." 19/11/19 8:58:39	6

	Bring back the cats! 08/11/19 14:30:52	6

	Ho Ho Ho 03/11/19 8:01:04	6

	Jumping beans 22/10/19 19:00:10	6

	Sorry, can't Cu today. 27/09/19 11:00:47	6

	Our other dog's a bagel. 22/09/19 7:36:23	6

	"Roll over!" 22/09/19 7:14:05	6

	🎵 You can leave your hats on ... 26/08/19 11:00:57	1 6
Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson
	Found this on the bottom shelf. 09/08/19 11:00:24	6

	Seven months on, Prince Philip's car still has nightmares. 03/08/19 13:37:23	1 6

	Apparently she's the fastest thing on ten legs. 29/04/19 19:03:08	6

	🎵 Here we come Drivin' down the street We get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet ... 22/04/19 19:03:54	6

	Spice Girls' reunion cancelled after evidence that Geri has really let herself go. 14/04/19 11:01:54	2 6
That's really great - love it Ha Ha Ha --BAD BOY DENNIS *
	Fulla's just discovered she's expecting another little shit. 07/04/19 19:19:52	6

	.. of cattle prods 05/04/19 11:02:50	6

	"I knew you were a big softie underneath Brian!" 01/03/19 20:00:30	6

	Global warming 17/02/19 20:00:14	6

	Naked lunch 17/02/19 12:09:15	6

	"Ooh George, have you been eating Passion Fruit again?" 13/02/19 12:34:43	6

	Not to scale 11/02/19 15:47:29	6

	clever "Do you like my new slip-ons?" 27/01/19 8:00:32	6

	I can't come up with a knee-caption. 10/01/19 8:09:51	6

	Mule-Ann Rouge 08/01/19 20:38:17	6

	She was murdered in cold mud. 06/01/19 12:05:50	6

	Tails of the Unexpected 30/12/18 20:21:29	6

	He smokes five-a-day. 06/12/18 12:03:21	6

	Pride comes before a ball 30/11/18 12:22:31	6

	As the crow fries 20/11/18 20:00:26	6

	The furry at the bottom of my garden 08/11/18 8:13:29	6

	Never travel with a flatulent bulldog. 05/11/18 20:00:24	2 6
Been there many a time LOL! --Karyn Harrison
	So that's what scared the bears! 02/11/18 12:00:14	6

	It takes a lot of bottle to pull off a top like this! 28/10/18 20:00:26	6

	The last known photo of Chicken Little. 22/10/18 12:58:19	6

	Chest freezer 07/10/18 20:05:10	6

	Beastie boy 18/09/18 11:46:36	6

	Kid Kong 18/09/18 11:06:56	6

	Toad in the roll 11/09/18 11:01:24	6

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last comments (total: 237)

"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm