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Charles Gleason

I can light up a room just by moving away from the window. Comedy is in my blood....I wish it was in my captions.

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	"Let's go home Mary. Ten years camping out here and still no sign of the monster." 26/09/18 7:10:46	22

	The Lion Cling. 15/09/18 7:02:14	3 22
I hadn't thought of that.It Disney really matter to me.Thanks for the input. --Charles Gleason
	"Have you any idea how many people have been looking for you ?" 10/09/18 7:01:18	21

	"I want THAT one...." 18/10/18 7:07:34	19

	creative 🎵 "I fought the slaw and the, slaw won..." 02/10/18 7:30:59	2 19
She'll be breakin rocks in the hot sun soon, --stone face
	Interesting building. How many stories ? 21/10/18 19:02:03	18

	Last hoarders please ! 09/09/18 8:10:31	18

	" Honestly officer....a big ginger cat !" 19/09/18 11:01:06	4 16
HaHaha, To the captioneer: Nice circle-back. --Greg Curtis
	clever I'm outstanding in my field. 06/09/18 7:04:39	15

	"You're gonna need a bigger board." 10/10/18 11:01:39	14

	"Take me to your ladder" 10/10/18 7:16:53	14

	clever Man: "You gotta let me in with me guide dog." Steward: "That's not a guide dog, they're Labradors." Man: "What have they given me then ?" 01/10/18 11:57:36	14

	lol 🎵 "Nothing you could say could tear me away from..." 27/09/18 11:48:09	14

	Fency footwork. 08/11/18 8:03:29	13

	clever "What's wrong with you people ?" Another brilliant caption gets no votes. 07/11/18 8:16:12	12

	There's already too much division in our society. 27/10/18 7:08:44	12

	Jolly Rotten. 14/10/18 19:04:06	12

	On the plus side....they're generous here with the chocolate sprinkles. 14/09/18 19:03:39	12

	Business is grooming. 05/10/18 11:43:53	11

	lol Old finger ! She's the nan...the nan with the China cups....those finer cups.... 21/09/18 19:50:16	3 11
Yes, I've got it stuck in my head now, as well! --Molly Romanov
	Despite the theft of all his props, Punch and Judy man insists : "The show must go on." 07/11/18 8:07:07	10

	"There it goes again...a definite rattling sound.." 11/10/18 20:06:47	10

	Cloth ears. 30/10/18 8:06:34	9

	"Good evening madam. Have you booked ?" 03/11/18 8:15:13	8

	🎵"There's cling ons on the arbor bough....." 02/11/18 8:14:19	8

	Tree huggers. 02/11/18 8:00:44	8

	You see...it IS possible to make new friends on the web. 01/11/18 12:07:03	8

	" Does the 666 stop here ?" 31/10/18 20:02:26	8

	"The last time I saw him he was full of beans..." 31/10/18 12:04:55	8

	"We're gonna need more cats...I can STILL hear that f***ing drummer. 21/10/18 11:14:54	8

	creative Scot of the arse antics. 17/10/18 19:21:35	8

	creative "I didn't see you at camouflage practice !!!" "I know...I'm good aint I ?" 04/10/18 7:03:07	8

	The day after the Blue Peter item: "how to make your own burka." 30/09/18 7:45:13	8

	"Have you tried turning it off and on again ?" 29/09/18 19:04:54	8

	Hartlepool illuminations. 07/09/18 7:16:31	8

	Headestrian. 29/10/18 20:01:14	7

	Work has begun on Britain's version of Mount Rushmore. Already completed...Gordon Brown. 19/10/18 19:10:53	7 7
They've just started on Stony Blair. --Karyn Harrison
	Hall stones. 12/10/18 11:07:18	7

	Last week it was the Tabby National. 05/10/18 8:04:07	7

	World's slowest walker injured delivering acorn. 03/10/18 7:17:05	1 7
Almost as slow as me...so pleased I eventually got the joke lol --Funny Bean
	White man don't need to jump. 28/09/18 11:52:52	7

	Kevin had no problem doing his ten thousand steps a day. 20/09/18 11:11:50	7

	For a small club, they have a high turnover of players. 06/11/18 20:13:06	6

	I had a car like that once. Doors wouldn't shut. 05/11/18 20:12:56	6

	Best ever Donald Trump likeness....they've even took the brains out ! 01/11/18 8:20:11	6

	A natter of life and death. 31/10/18 20:06:16	6

	"Excuse me...I asked for DIET coke..." 22/10/18 11:10:52	6

	It's Phil Collins ! I can see you coming out the ear tonight... 23/09/18 11:01:40	6 6
Is he looking for a drum? --Dave Bryan
	"Behave, and I'll get you some Werthers". 23/09/18 7:01:52	6

	It started out as a cat flap. 09/09/18 12:06:06	6

	At last Brian was in his own film. 07/11/18 12:12:39	5

	Jacob Rees-Moggy. 04/11/18 12:01:13	5

	My family tree. All the girls called Iris, all the boys called Luke. We don't talk about Glance-a-lot. 22/10/18 19:14:02	5

	The Cake Crusader 21/10/18 7:01:29	5

	"No,YOU tell it to keep off the grass." 13/10/18 7:18:33	5

	At midnight they take on a Fyffe of their own. 12/10/18 7:05:47	5

	"I'm looking for Pie Guy" 29/09/18 7:59:51	5

	April 1986 : The last time Boris went near a salad. 27/09/18 7:08:32	5

	Look at the size of that ****king cobra ! 25/09/18 7:02:42	5

	Rat: "Don't eat the pies." 14/09/18 19:01:29	5

	Samir always liked to give the driver a big tip. 13/09/18 19:01:58	5

	"Mine's a large one." 10/09/18 11:58:54	5

	The Joy Of Six. 06/11/18 20:06:21	4

	In the doorway...I think I've spotted Lord Lucan. 05/11/18 20:03:43	4

	"Don't affect me, I'm on me bike." 05/11/18 12:01:35	4

	Kitteny Spears 29/10/18 8:13:45	4

	Haute catoure. 29/10/18 8:00:33	4

	High street. 25/10/18 11:00:43	4

	🎵 "You can leave your baton" 25/10/18 7:01:31	4

	"It's a nice day luv, I think i'll let me pigeons out. 20/10/18 12:15:12	4

	"Hello luv. How did you get on with your fish pedicure ?" 12/10/18 19:05:54	4

	creative "That's great...now we gotta work on the running and the bike ride..." 11/10/18 12:31:09	4

	🎵 "You're once, twice, three times yodelaydeee." 11/10/18 7:24:00	4

	Tonight's winner gets a big purse. 30/09/18 19:01:43	4

	"I'm getting out now Brian, fetch us a clean trowel." 30/09/18 12:47:02	4

	I know that car...it's Greg's. 27/09/18 11:06:07	4

	Glam post. 21/09/18 8:06:13	4

	"Have you got vertigo ?" "No, I only live round the corner" 16/09/18 7:04:51	4

	When Keith joined the prison library, it opened up a whole new world for him. 02/11/18 20:05:43	3

	A sign of the times. 27/10/18 7:01:17	3

	Dave was smoking up to twenty pens a day...he's a Biro-maniac. 26/10/18 19:26:52	3

	"When we get back to Earth, d'you think we'll get to meet President Truman ?" 24/10/18 19:31:01	3

	I'm going slightly Madge. 20/10/18 19:15:16	3

	clever Jack Wettriano. 19/10/18 11:19:49	3

	"Look at what you could've won !" 19/10/18 7:16:15	3

	There's a time and a place to practice your moonwalk. 17/10/18 11:21:59	3

	Bit of a niche market...the albino vegan cowboy. 16/10/18 19:04:21	3

	Denmark's ban on the veil is having an adverse effect on young bee keepers. 15/10/18 19:09:45	3

	Kerb faller. 03/10/18 7:05:19	3

	Betty Criminal. 02/10/18 7:09:32	3

	Top Gear meets Countdown. 17/09/18 11:00:48	3

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