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23/03/22 8:35:18 |
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19/03/22 12:01:05 |
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17/03/22 8:00:58 |
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...and the winner of the Miss Fukushima competition is... 13/03/22 8:08:40 |
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12/03/22 12:23:17 |
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04/03/22 20:01:48 |
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04/03/22 20:00:14 |
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Santa wears disguise following reports he has given gifts to Putin. 04/03/22 8:25:45 |
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28/02/22 12:00:12 |
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24/02/22 20:00:08 |
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22/02/22 8:01:04 |
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16/02/22 12:22:49 |
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"I'm afraid your daughter's been involved in a terrible crèche." 14/02/22 12:00:19 |
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14/02/22 12:00:10 |
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13/02/22 8:11:05 |
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♪ Hush Lidl baby, don't say a word.. ♪ 11/02/22 12:00:11 |
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10/02/22 12:10:59 |
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10/02/22 12:01:12 |
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10/02/22 12:00:19 |
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09/02/22 8:01:23 |
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Luckily for Dave he'd had a vindaloo the night before. 08/02/22 20:25:23 |
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08/02/22 9:15:09 |
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"Do you mind if I cop a feel?" 07/02/22 20:32:36 |
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06/02/22 12:00:08 |
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♪ You put your right hoof in 05/02/22 8:02:40 |
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"So son, this is what you do when you step in dog shit." 05/02/22 8:00:56 |
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04/02/22 8:31:27 |
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"I appreciate the dinner love but I'd prefer a kiss ", said the prince. 04/02/22 8:06:38 |
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02/02/22 12:59:46 |
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It was going so well until the chicken crossed the road... 02/02/22 12:12:38 |
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Or only got halfway across.
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"Ooh Karen, you're making me steiff." 02/02/22 8:00:13 |
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01/02/22 8:07:41 |
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31/01/22 20:02:10 |
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30/01/22 12:24:29 |
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29/01/22 12:24:11 |
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...you might kill him if you step on him by accident 29/01/22 8:12:55 |
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28/01/22 20:00:50 |
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"What's wrong with him?" 25/01/22 8:01:08 |
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24/01/22 12:18:22 |
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24/01/22 8:49:44 |
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18/01/22 20:27:15 |
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18/01/22 20:10:12 |
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15/01/22 20:16:57 |
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Something old..something blue. 14/01/22 20:00:09 |
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"Hey, would you like to be on our basketball team?" 14/01/22 12:06:12 |
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13/01/22 8:10:34 |
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13/01/22 8:00:06 |
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12/01/22 12:10:14 |
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Great caption. I figure some parents would do this with their extended family or kids. "We've had too many kids, time to go out for a drive. Let's hope our favourite ones hold on for dear life"
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"I'm sorry sir, the doctor has Covid so you're going to have to stitch up your wife yourself." 12/01/22 8:59:44 |
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10/01/22 8:00:20 |
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09/01/22 8:21:00 |
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04/01/22 8:07:42 |
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"I wonder if Mummy will taste better than Daddy", said Damien. 04/01/22 8:02:25 |
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"Nobody's stealing Master Gulliver's sugar lumps on my watch", thought Rex. 03/01/22 20:25:40 |
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03/01/22 8:14:12 |
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"When I asked if you fancied a lift.." 03/01/22 8:00:10 |
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New Year's resolutions: 02/01/22 20:15:16 |
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02/01/22 20:01:41 |
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"It started off as a pink mole on my cheek.." 01/01/22 8:19:04 |
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I'll never understand the rules of croquet. 01/01/22 8:15:12 |
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"Why did you bring a kangaroo to the New Year's Eve party Dave?" 27/12/21 12:36:43 |
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26/12/21 8:00:34 |
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25/12/21 8:00:12 |
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"Are they dead?" 23/12/21 20:00:37 |
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"Would you like to see my other tattoo?" 22/12/21 12:49:24 |
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18/12/21 23:27:16 |
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Lilliput never forgot the day Gulliver caught Norovirus. 14/12/21 12:20:26 |
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10/12/21 12:17:34 |
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The other side reads: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LETTING YOUR DOG SHIT ON MY LAWN! 08/12/21 8:26:20 |
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"What do you think you're doing?" 06/12/21 12:04:29 |
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"I felt a right tit when I was a kid." 06/12/21 12:02:38 |
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05/12/21 20:20:41 |
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Dalektable caption
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05/12/21 8:01:57 |
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Thanks, but you can always do what everyone else does and pretend that you knew all along :)
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"How fast are we going Rex?" 03/12/21 20:01:39 |
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03/12/21 12:10:28 |
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Choir boy training can be pretty brutal. 29/11/21 12:00:10 |
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28/11/21 8:20:42 |
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He only does it when you least expect it... 23/11/21 20:13:49 |
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"What's the maximum length for a caption?" 20/11/21 8:55:28 |
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As a kid I used to lie awake at night thinking about the edge of the universe, and if there is one. If you could go any distance, there's still more beyond that and no matter how far and how many times, you could still go farther. What...
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19/11/21 20:33:52 |
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15/11/21 20:36:31 |
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"Why did you faint, the delivery hasn't even started yet?" 15/11/21 12:46:30 |
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14/11/21 8:48:47 |
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12/11/21 8:07:02 |
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11/11/21 20:14:25 |
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"Rex, why are you biting that poor cow?" 10/11/21 8:19:03 |
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09/11/21 12:03:10 |
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08/11/21 12:00:08 |
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"Quick, cut the umbilical gourd!" 07/11/21 8:00:10 |
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Strippergrans 06/11/21 20:09:52 |
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"Have you seen the life and Saul of the party?" 02/11/21 8:08:15 |
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01/11/21 20:13:12 |
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"It's simple captioneers. If you want to stop seeing me, all you have to do is pay my dad £150,000." 31/10/21 8:26:55 |
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"So it's money you're after? You certainly came to the wrong place to find any"
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31/10/21 8:06:58 |
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"When you said we'd burn the candle at both ends I never expected to have one up my arse." 30/10/21 11:01:33 |
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They'll have blazing saddles if they have
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29/10/21 11:36:40 |
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29/10/21 7:13:49 |
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28/10/21 11:05:35 |
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26/10/21 19:00:06 |
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25/10/21 11:02:41 |
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While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.
10:29am
comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]
I agree it's more of a craption.
7:37am
comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]
The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.
7:38pm
comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]
"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)
8:00pm
comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]
and send them on a trip.
7:20am
comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]
Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?
Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating
In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂
11:17am
comment on caption:
(whisper) Don't tell my wife I'm captioning. [Stephen Bean]
Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.
7:13pm
comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]
There must be a hexam coming up.
12:52pm
comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]
Hay tripper
8:42pm
comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]
"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."
5:15pm
comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]