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	The Thirty-Sign Steps 23/04/23 11:00:15	13

	"I'm ready for any altar-cations." 02/04/23 11:07:18	13

	Four Weddings and a Funeral 02/04/23 11:00:06	13

	"The good news madam is we've managed to rescue your cat..." 20/03/23 12:18:53	13

	"Dave, why is that fat bloke with wings always outside your house?" "Oh, he's my garden angel." 07/03/23 20:02:40	13

	Bed and don't brake fast 06/02/23 20:00:11	13

	The Italian Blob 02/02/23 12:08:39	13

	The Fat and the Furious 02/02/23 12:00:07	13

	How small the South Pole needs to get before everyone believes in global warming. 26/01/23 20:00:06	1 13
They have changed the name to Climate Change so they can claim any natural disaster is CO2 related. The Preachers use Private Jets to attend Climate Conferences around the world. They have no qualms supporting war in Ukraine or blowing up gas pipe... --Neil Mackenzie
	lol "Careful, you'll get Mr Whippylash." 16/01/23 12:00:49	13

	Where's Wally (the early years) 12/01/23 20:14:36	13

	Ash in the Attic 11/01/23 20:06:02	13

	Shark in vested waters 13/12/22 8:04:16	1 13
Great caption! Strength is in the length. Short and funny! --Julia Kinsey
	creative "When I said I had a cottage in the countryside, I might have exaggerated a little." 07/12/22 20:16:16	13

	Snog, marinade, avoid? 12/11/22 8:00:45	13

	Slumdog Pillionaires 10/11/22 20:00:19	13

	"I'll raise you three incontinence pads." 30/10/22 20:08:50	13

	The Hound of the Basketvilles 29/10/22 19:00:05	13

	"My girlfriend struggles to container emotions." 12/10/22 11:00:08, edited: 12/10/22 11:02:17	13

	Early Gurning Centre 04/10/22 11:00:11	13

	Let sleeping dogs lilo 29/09/22 7:00:07	13

	lol "You're so romantic Tony. Where did you get all the flowers from?" "Someone left them lying outside Buckingham Palace." 19/09/22 12:02:13, edited: 19/09/22 19:45:06	1 13
"Mum's the word." --Willie Johnson
	Hand eye coordination 17/09/22 11:00:09	13

	Boot camp 05/08/22 19:00:06	13

	Lady and the Trample 31/07/22 10:05:06	13

	"Rex, have you drunk all the goldfish's water again?" 30/07/22 7:51:39	13

	Shitting duck 28/07/22 11:01:28	13

	"I have to admit love, I didn't think this new rat trap would work." 02/07/22 11:27:14	1 13
It's not going to work. He's going to slip out of their grasp and make a clean getaway. --Willie Johnson
	lol Blind Spot 13/05/22 7:41:46	13

	"So how was your evening with Jesus?" "Great until I put his crown of thorns on." 21/04/22 19:12:43	13

	Napalm Sunday 19/04/22 11:29:11	13

	The Lady and the Trump 13/04/22 11:46:29	13

	Boot camp 11/04/22 7:03:52	13

	clever Dr. Strangeglove 19/03/22 8:00:09	13

	"I live at number 2." 25/01/22 20:00:06	13

	An Apple a day keeps the witchdoctor away. 14/01/22 8:07:44	13

	"We only use fresh ginger." 01/01/22 12:02:22	13

	creative Boiler suit 16/12/21 20:02:05	13

	"When possible please make a ewe-turn." 03/11/21 20:08:00	13

	Look Who's Torquing 22/10/21 11:00:10	13

	There was never a dull moment watching Alex Higgins play snooker. 17/10/21 11:05:34	13

	I suppose there are worse places to shit yourself. 10/10/21 19:00:21	13

	"Lets see, have I got everything? Oxygen cylinder - check Diving mask - check Wheelchair - check Wetsuit - check Cage with 2 inch diameter reinforced steel bars - .... oh crap." 10/10/21 11:00:55	13

	"Sometimes it's nice to sit back, relax and go with the floe." 30/09/21 19:00:06	3 13
Just saw your comment, Cap Auth. Thanks for your encouragement, but there's no need for a duplicate, yours is great. :^) Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
	Early Burning Centre 09/09/21 11:17:51	13

	♪ Just another prick in the wall ♪ 01/08/21 11:00:08	13

	"I'm suffering from irritable vowel syndrome." 07/07/21 19:00:08	3 13
Irritable instead of unusual would get my vote. --Troompa Loompa
	Babe in arms 05/07/21 7:00:06	13

	Defecake 03/07/21 19:00:06	13

	There are lots of dumbos on the roads nowadays. 15/06/21 11:18:37	13

	That's a monumental throw. 13/06/21 7:00:39	13

	lol clever "Hey John, Candy and Melanie are our air stewardesses today. Time to set to auto pilot and invite them into our cock-pit." "It's a good job their husbands in air traffic control don't know what they get up to." 12/06/21 19:00:14	13

	clever Blade Runner 02/06/21 7:01:34	13

	"Go faster, Donkey's right behind us." "How do you know?" "I can hear a hee-haw hee-haw sound." 31/05/21 19:41:07	4 13
I wasn't thinking of anything in particular. It's just that most things that start with "donkey" are or at least sound dirty.*Edit: I think that I was thinking of "donkey punch". --Willie Johnson
	Ideal for back seat drivers. 30/05/21 7:00:06	1 13
It's perfect. I think we should make all back seat drivers sit in one of these, then they can complain to their heart's content about the standard of driving. They'll get nowhere by doing so. --Glyn Evans
	clever "It ain't half hot Ma'am." 29/04/21 11:41:11	13

	clever "We love celebrating Ash Wednesday." 27/04/21 11:19:51	13

	Of Mice and Menu 16/02/21 12:06:41	13

	"Sorry mate, paper beats rock. Now give us your benefit money." 11/02/21 20:00:37	3 13
Who was in The Rock, but that's a different story. --Glyn Evans
	"Get a tomb!" 08/02/21 20:00:05	24 13
Ok, my last addition and then I'm done. Not sure about you lot but I'm ready to put this to bed. I'm a firm believer in change what you can, and don't bother trying to change what you can't. I get all parts of the debate to be honest. Roughly... --The Wolf
	Extreme right winger 14/01/21 20:30:43	3 13
She didn't want to wear a mask. --Willie Johnson
	"The shops around here have been badly affected by the pundemic." 12/01/21 12:28:26	13

	Fortunately ballot paper beats rock. 18/11/20 12:05:03	13

	Reservoir Dog 05/10/20 11:00:08	13

	"Can I join your flock please?" 14/09/20 11:14:30	1 13
"Flock, yes." --Willie Johnson
	Tails of the Unexpected 27/08/20 7:12:52	13

	No bank robbing 23/08/20 11:08:57	13

	"My friends were right." "Getting a rabbit has given my pussy a lot of pleasure." 26/07/20 11:49:29	13

	When you think your caption is amazing but it just stays on zero." 09/07/20 19:15:17	1 13
If you believe in irony, you can go from zero to hero. --Willie Johnson
	Penne pals 07/06/20 19:25:00	13

	lol "The only downside to clapping every Thursday is I get to see more of the neighbours." 21/05/20 19:51:33	13

	"Dr. Livingstoned, I presume?" 19/05/20 19:14:09	13

	Taurus de France 12/05/20 19:00:06	13

	Fluffy the Vampire Sprayer 01/05/20 11:00:12	13

	Number of toilet rolls left on supermarket shelves. 19/04/20 19:05:00	2 13
No shit! --Mr Dome
	Weapon of ass destruction 27/03/20 8:00:37	1 13
Bush was right after all. --Scrijjy Doo
	Teething ring 24/03/20 20:00:05	13

	Spot the Australian 17/03/20 20:00:09	3 13
Isn't Spot the Australian in the last picture? --Willie Johnson
	"F*cking genie, I wished I was surrounded by gold, money and pussy." 09/03/20 12:38:57	13

	clever After losing 8 lives, SchrÃ¶dinger's cat receives huge payout. 09/03/20 12:15:01	1 13
"She was both rich AND poor until I opened the box to take that photo.":^) --Crunchy Chords
	"Jeez, I'm not using that prickly lipstick again!" 04/03/20 8:00:05	1 13
I would have posted this caption, but am a little bit late - only about seven hours. Great caption. --Willie Johnson
	"He was my pest friend." 23/02/20 20:00:04	1 13
Funny! --The Caption Guy
	clever "It took me a while to work out the formula for Pi." 20/02/20 9:31:07	6 13
This sex talk is just ridiculous :) --The Wolf
	"This is the wurst banana split I've ever tasted." 11/02/20 20:06:49	13

	"That's not the sort of child support I'm after Dave." 02/01/20 20:00:10	13

	"How did you get over?" "I volted." 04/11/19 8:24:58	1 13
"He'll fry if he tries to jump back.""How revolting." --Crunchy Chords
	creative These sort of accidents are happening a lot since Thomas Cook collapsed. I think it's because all their jumbos have been grounded. 26/09/19 7:00:15	13

	Toy boy 17/09/19 7:06:41	13

	Knobelisk 14/09/19 11:00:03	13

	Yoga mutt 01/09/19 7:35:26	13

	"He reacts like this every time we go to a filling station." 01/08/19 11:00:18	1 13

	lol creative "Jesus Dave, stop giving the mannequins blueberry juice. They keep pissing on the floor." 15/07/19 11:37:26	13

	"Now we can have as much cake as we like!" 20/06/19 11:17:08	13

	Sssssssselfie 17/06/19 19:00:11	2 13
Ha ha, just pipped me to it. --Troompa Loompa
	"Sh*t, what a time for the batteries in my xray glasses to run out." 09/06/19 7:01:49	13

	Shell shocked 29/05/19 11:00:13	13

	"I'm crap at following instructions from Ikea." 21/04/19 7:41:48	13

	Mother on law 12/04/19 11:05:07	13

	"I've been staring at this photo for 20 minutes... Just noticed the cat." 02/04/19 11:02:50	13

	PÃ©rignon falcon 15/03/19 8:00:06	13

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While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂