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My wife always runs around like this
Snog, marinade, avoid?
“Thank goodness I’m a leg man.”
Alice was struggling after going cold turkey.
"Which came first? The chicken or the legs?"
Brief Hencounter
Poultry in motion.
"Why is salmonella now listed as an STD?"
BBC executive meeting: “Yeah she’ll tick a few boxes but what can we employ her as?”
"Your wife has been in a terrible accident crossing the road. Fortunately we think we've managed to piece her together."
''How long have you been married to Bernard Matthews?''
Venus De Pollo
Miss December.
A serious case of bird flu
Her breasts were tender
It was a right bastard getting it to fit in the baking tray I can tell ya.”
Suddenly "Finger Lick'n Good" sounds a bit pervy.
Miss Chernobyl 2022
Why did the chicken cross with Rhoda?
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