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	Arabog 10/10/21 19:14:20	2

	"Don't worry, the guys on the boat told me you won't feel a thing if I just bite your legs off." 10/10/21 11:02:03	2

	Moomaids 10/10/21 7:00:56	2

	"Ha, you guessed wrong. It wasn't a rabbit, it was a cheese sandwich." 08/10/21 19:02:24	2

	"He was ok when I explained we'd have to make him a different meal because we'd run out of ingredients." "It was when I started to blame Brexit." 08/10/21 11:56:08	2

	Get a ROM! 07/10/21 15:41:18	2

	"Thank you Angela, I was hoping for a Chappie ending." 07/10/21 11:00:18	2

	"So you're the ones who put super glue on this pole!" 06/10/21 19:34:43	2

	"Don't worry, I'll get off your boat when they stop playing that terrible music down there." 05/10/21 19:23:30	2

	"No darling, I said dress fancy." 05/10/21 11:48:19	2

	"Hey Buster, how are we going to finish this film if you keep yelling cut?" 04/10/21 7:00:11	2

	To really enjoy playing a board game with a friend it helps to have the right altitude. 03/10/21 19:00:34	2

	"Dear Jesus, please let me fly like a proper bird." 03/10/21 14:14:21	2

	"Not bad but I'm really here to see Jackson Pollock's work." 03/10/21 11:14:36	2

	"I'm humboldt by the beauty of this painting." 03/10/21 11:00:20	2

	"Every year this perv shows up and films my privates while I lay my eggs. At least he probably doesn't show the film to anyone else." 03/10/21 7:00:18	2

	"I have to say it's a Marvel you're still alive." 02/10/21 7:14:32	2

	The Hound of the Alaskavilles 30/09/21 21:51:51	2

	"Oh look darling, you forgot to light the gas. Let me hel..." 29/09/21 7:10:37	2

	"My wife got rid of me because the present I gave her had a bigger penis." 28/09/21 11:10:51	2

	"Are you seriously going to make me wait until Christmas to open it?" 28/09/21 7:34:35	2

	On a sunbathing adventure with dad. 27/09/21 7:19:48	2

	"Let me guess. Daddy's in charge of your home schooling today." 26/09/21 19:27:31	2

	"Isn't that book a little difficult for you darling?" "No, it's not at all taxing." 26/09/21 19:00:11	2

	"Oh shit, I just remembered. I can't swim." 25/09/21 20:03:18	2

	Rex makes the Spot 25/09/21 7:24:25	2

	"From now on all doors in America must have a cat flap." 24/09/21 19:23:13	2

	That looks Risky. 22/09/21 11:02:41	2

	Crop Gear 18/09/21 11:00:24	2

	"Before you tell him to go away Dad, he says he's even better at captions than Dave's cat." 15/09/21 19:00:57	2

	"If only I hadn't mended that squeaky wheel." (Nod to 12:09:15) 15/09/21 14:36:44	2

	"Mr Schrödinger says you have to stay there until you agree to go back in the box." 14/09/21 19:21:21	2

	Raducanine 13/09/21 19:00:10	2

	creative "I'm looking for troofles." 13/09/21 11:53:00	2

	House swine 13/09/21 11:50:21	2

	"Whoever told you your roof was in good condition was telling porkies." 13/09/21 11:45:32	2

	"Makes a change from tyke aways." 09/09/21 11:27:58	2

	Master Chef 09/09/21 11:02:52	2

	Baby Face Nelson 09/09/21 8:04:52	2

	"Shrek, ignore those captioneers. You're missing the sunset." 08/09/21 19:26:06	2

	Aer Ling Ling us 03/09/21 19:00:09	2

	"This week on Embarrassing Bodies - The man with a penis shaped like a cat." 01/09/21 11:00:09	2

	Is that Neptune rising out of the water? 29/08/21 7:00:40	2

	Captioneers discover it's not much fun being left with blue balls. 29/08/21 7:00:12	2

	Bell wingers 26/08/21 11:05:52	2

	Karyn finds an expert to deal with caption.me's child problem. 24/08/21 11:01:02	2

	E = TC squared 18/08/21 19:09:48	2

	"I'm so glad we went for a plastic one darling." "Yes, thank goodness caption.me showed us how much trouble a real baby can be." 18/08/21 11:01:08	2

	"How did the holiday go?" "We had a wail of a time." 17/08/21 11:37:20	2

	The Princess and the Pee 14/08/21 19:00:15	2

	"Where are all these babies coming from? Maybe I could build a wall to keep them out." 13/08/21 19:01:17	2

	"Why's the baby so cheap?" "Daddy doesn't want any more hangovers." 13/08/21 7:03:41	2

	"Sorry, I've lost my car keys." 11/08/21 19:10:59	1 2
"Don't start with me." --Willie Johnson
	"I think Jesus would be a good name." 07/08/21 11:00:16	2 2
De wine birth --Glyn Evans
	Parking mad 06/08/21 12:49:01	2

	A Charlie and a proper Charlie. 04/08/21 19:36:21	2

	"I hate to break this to you mate but that kid in the middle of the front row isn't yours." 03/08/21 11:02:02	2

	It's also the place where people have the biggest lungs in the world. 02/08/21 19:23:25	2

	"Come on Mr Butcher man. Lay out one more string of sausages so I can grab the lot and pass them to the lads waiting in the getaway van." 31/07/21 11:02:47	2

	"It's funny how they all have a glazed expression when they're plugged into the Matrix. I wonder what this one thinks they're doing… Mmm, captioning! That's a weird thing to do in a world with endless possibilities." 29/07/21 19:15:11	1 2
"If you are not one of us you are one of them. Non-captioners are not ready to be unlocked from the matrix yet...We're you looking at the cat picture? - Look again" --Glyn Evans
	One man and his sprogs 29/07/21 7:07:54	2

	Headline: Dug the dog from the film 'Up' receives a hefty fine for making horrific joke. In a statement released by Dug's manager he says he regrets his actions and says a squirrel with amnesia dying because he forgot to store any nuts for the winter is in no way funny. 28/07/21 8:46:09	1 2
That is why Dug can no longer work or be associated with any corporate public events like the Pixar Olympics. The Amnesiac Squirrel Society say that jokes like this need to be banned because they can bring back bad memories. --Glyn Evans
	Shepherd's delight 27/07/21 19:33:35	2

	"I had to swerve officer, there was someone molesting an alligator in the middle of the road." 27/07/21 11:17:46	2

	"Putting up this sign cost me and arm and a leg." 27/07/21 7:04:02	2

	Porn again Christian 26/07/21 19:01:23	2

	God moves in mysterious ways. 26/07/21 19:00:20	2

	Heel boner 25/07/21 19:00:15	2

	Lionel Richie 24/07/21 19:00:07	2

	It's amazing how the director's penis looks just like Gonzo's nose. 24/07/21 7:00:56	1 2
...M'lud --Troompa Loompa
	Harpy Feet (nod to 20:01:45) 23/07/21 19:03:39	2

	Wheelchair 23/07/21 7:18:19	2

	Found only on the Gallop-agos Islands. 21/07/21 19:01:34	1 2
That's so bad it's good. --Dave Bryan
	The Hound of the Bathkervilles 19/07/21 7:00:06	2

	"Poor Elsa looks a bit down in the mouth." 17/07/21 7:00:08	2

	"That's the last time I hire an Australian architect." 16/07/21 11:00:18	2

	"Well officer we were just enjoying some authentic Italian porridge at Da Maria when these English football supporters turned up and knocked the stuffing out of us." 14/07/21 11:01:20	2

	Gulliver's best friend 13/07/21 19:43:53	2

	Ridgeback 13/07/21 19:00:05	2

	"Give us a wave!" 13/07/21 11:16:23	2

	"Isn't this great son? Did I mention they have live crocodiles in the pool at the bottom?" 12/07/21 19:00:08	2

	clever The Groin Pains of Adrian Mole aged 53 and 3/4 11/07/21 19:19:20	2

	"Piss off Hedwig, can't you see I'm shagging Hermione?" 09/07/21 19:00:09	2

	Tufty Fight Club 09/07/21 7:00:09	1 2

	"This game really gets my goatee." 07/07/21 19:00:56	1 2

	"My feet haven't been the same since I stepped on the kids pastry moulds." 06/07/21 17:58:14	2

	"I finally found a coeur for my plantar fasciitis." 06/07/21 7:01:32	2

	Hospital staff warned to be more careful when attempting to take off sweaty gloves. 05/07/21 19:00:52	2

	The Mouse That Toured 04/07/21 8:44:18	2

	Two captioneers talking "Anon looks so funny in that Big Bird costume." "If you think that's funny, wait until he tries to get out. I put superglue on the zipper." 02/07/21 11:00:09	4 2
Hmmm...which context to speak in now? Pre-edited Zip code context or post edited zipper context? :-D --Glyn Evans
	Oscar Pusstorius 30/06/21 11:00:05	2

	"I had to use this one officer, my usual car got hit by a giant muffin." "Please step out of the vehicle sir, we need to do a few tests to see what you've been taking"¦" 29/06/21 22:37:11	3 2
Glad to know someone appreciated it. (*Voting for your caption is almost like being able to vote for my comment.) --Willie Johnson
	This was the last photo Dave ever took. When a giant muffin lands on your car, always look up to see if the rest of the batch is on its way down. 29/06/21 12:03:41	2

	Scone in 60 Seconds 29/06/21 11:19:40	2

	Dog Dye Afternoon 27/06/21 7:06:13	2

	Crazy paving 24/06/21 11:00:11	2

	Snakes on a Drain 23/06/21 7:00:44	2

	Match of the Gay 22/06/21 19:10:40	2

	Captioneers will have to raise the bar to caption this photo. 17/06/21 11:00:31	2

	One of Tom's favourite pastimes is picking up bar maids. 17/06/21 11:00:10	2

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last comments (total: 1278)

Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.

James Lennox

18/10/24
7:13pm

comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]

There must be a hexam coming up.

Karen McDonald

27/10/24
12:52pm

comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]

Hay tripper

[anon]

27/10/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]

"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."

[anon]

17/11/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]

I thought Caption.me was the old joke's home.

Dave Bryan

Monday
8:21am

comment on caption:
Old yolk's home [Stephen Bean]

Yeah, Elsa was such an incredibly bad sport.

She just couldn't "let it go".

That defeat must be frozen solid in her mind. What Elsa needs is a thaw head.