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	Senile dudmentia 05/09/24 7:06:27	1

	"It's about time you got off your high horse." 04/09/24 19:06:11	1

	"Hello, I'd like to complain about the male Shetland pony you sent me for breeding." 04/09/24 19:03:14	1

	"My Skol hurts." 04/09/24 11:09:21, edited: 04/09/24 11:09:33	1

	He's got a crush on her. 03/09/24 19:43:11	1

	"It was the last time Wet Wet Wet were invited to the festival." 03/09/24 11:31:12	1 1

	Unexpected item in the bridging area. 03/09/24 7:27:25	1

	"These humans are so stupid, wasting their time staring at us and thinking of things for us to say." "Yeh, don't they realise we can't talk." 02/09/24 11:31:24, edited: 02/09/24 11:33:19	1

	"I like it, but my wife was incandescent with rage." 01/09/24 19:29:19	1

	Bintegers 01/09/24 11:35:33	1

	A clip clop around the ear 30/08/24 7:03:11	1

	"They've been sharing the same bed since they were kittens." 27/08/24 11:08:19	1

	The Chelsea Flower Meow 27/08/24 11:03:11	1

	"I've been given a toon up." 26/08/24 7:04:03, edited: 26/08/24 7:47:13	1

	"You sporran those cats." 25/08/24 11:06:18, edited: 25/08/24 11:06:53	1

	One Million Years T.C. 21/08/24 11:10:43	1

	Mogzilla 21/08/24 11:03:39	1

	"I will shag you both but before you get too excited, you should know I used to be called George." 20/08/24 11:12:45, edited: 20/08/24 11:48:30	1

	Cheese plant 19/08/24 11:09:44, edited: 19/08/24 11:10:23	1

	Punsexual 15/08/24 19:03:04, edited: 15/08/24 19:03:56	1

	Schrödinger baffled by results from latest experiment. 15/08/24 11:47:17	1

	"Sir, could you kindly get your balls off the counter please." 13/08/24 11:21:21	1

	🎵 I'm working in the bar... 13/08/24 11:03:33, edited: 13/08/24 11:10:45	1

	West Lamb 12/08/24 11:41:45	1

	They play no matter what the wether's doing. 12/08/24 11:33:21	1

	"That new goalie is hard to bleat." 12/08/24 11:19:45	1

	Brownian motion 12/08/24 7:03:59	1

	"She's giving me a Woody." 11/08/24 19:05:54	1

	Purrl stitching 11/08/24 11:00:53	1

	The Pusseidon Adventure 10/08/24 16:52:06	1

	Plantalons 05/08/24 8:51:48	1

	The SineX-Files 04/08/24 19:00:41	1

	Nature's close call 04/08/24 7:05:04	1

	Polo neck 03/08/24 7:01:16	1

	Lamb plops 02/08/24 19:13:57	1

	You never know when diarrhoea will strike. 01/08/24 11:00:42, suggested edits	1

	The Feline, the Bitch and the Cupboard 31/07/24 11:12:34	1

	"My mum says I'm the light of her life." 30/07/24 11:01:28	1

	Disappled 26/07/24 11:01:14	1

	Tom, the Tank Engine. 24/07/24 7:17:22, edited: 24/07/24 7:37:59, suggested edits	1

	The Great Train Rubbery 24/07/24 7:03:14	1

	"Can you altar the channel?" 23/07/24 11:02:58	1

	"I prefer to read when I'm sithing down." 22/07/24 7:26:18	1

	It's amazing what you can achieve in life if you hold your farts in. 21/07/24 19:27:06, edited: 21/07/24 19:37:18	1

	Arsitotle 18/07/24 19:00:51	1

	Parkyderm 18/07/24 11:01:54	1

	Frankenstean 17/07/24 7:01:10	1

	"That's it Homer, keep your head there and you'll soon have me Groening." 16/07/24 19:04:01	1

	Also known as 'The Piddler'. 14/07/24 19:05:07	1

	"My memory is Wayneing." 14/07/24 19:04:02	1

	Kentucky Furred Chicken 14/07/24 11:09:29	1

	Cock-a-doodle-mew 14/07/24 11:05:40	1

	The cat that got the hareme. 14/07/24 11:01:24	1

	"I bet it's hard to steer." 14/07/24 7:25:53	1

	Rag doll 13/07/24 7:15:49	1

	"Fronds, humans, lend me your ears." 11/07/24 19:13:22	1

	The Great British Bake Oeuf 10/07/24 19:18:10	1

	Childhood memories... After his first painting Banksy decided to keep his real identity secret. 09/07/24 11:26:12, edited: 09/07/24 11:46:32	1

	Hopwarts 09/07/24 11:01:06	1

	Everyone tried to ignore the Elmo in the room. 08/07/24 11:13:05	1

	"My neighbour's really dishy." 04/07/24 11:16:47	1

	"When you said you were dishing out..." 04/07/24 11:08:12	1

	Get a dining room! 04/07/24 7:17:44	1

	"It's ok Rex, you can tell me. Was it you who took a dump on the wedding cake?" 03/07/24 11:24:49	1

	The pinata is mightier than the sword. 03/07/24 7:04:17	1

	Auf Wiedersehen, Vet 01/07/24 7:02:59, edited: 01/07/24 7:36:10	1

	"Magma mia!" 30/06/24 7:26:01	1

	Albumen Behaving Bedly 27/06/24 11:02:50	1

	Bobby-Doo 27/06/24 7:14:20	1

	He always insists on being the good cop. 27/06/24 7:05:33, edited: 27/06/24 7:09:19	1

	President of the Hat Oeuf Society. 25/06/24 7:30:25	1

	What an oeuful hat. 25/06/24 7:00:46	1

	Extratennistrials 24/06/24 19:04:58	1

	Born to be wild 24/06/24 11:06:47	1

	Hairy Biker 24/06/24 8:21:52	1

	Yuleride 24/06/24 7:14:09	1

	Christmas Eve 23/06/24 19:10:25	1

	"Dave, it's time your wife trimmed her bush." 23/06/24 7:06:21	1

	Their worst fear was they'd be discovered by a big gamble hunter. 22/06/24 11:10:01	1

	"Please don't make me eat humboldt pie." 22/06/24 9:41:56	1

	"We need to establish the cause of death." "Don't worry, I'll leave no stone unturned." 21/06/24 7:38:44	1

	Chew Gardens 20/06/24 19:40:40	1

	The NHS come up with innovative ways to encourage weight loss. 20/06/24 19:33:58	1

	And we all stare intently at the sight of Dave's ring. 20/06/24 7:07:03	1

	Baby blues 17/06/24 7:01:04, edited: 17/06/24 7:01:51	1

	I still remember Dad's last words right after this photo was taken: 'Don't open the blinds you stupid little f.....' 16/06/24 7:02:07, edited: 16/06/24 18:37:54	1

	One ring to yule them all 14/06/24 11:10:11	1

	Cleanliness is next to mogliness 12/06/24 11:10:53	1

	When it came to playing 'The floor is lava', Dave was hard to beat. 11/06/24 19:02:46	1

	Marital arts 09/06/24 11:05:32	1

	How will I recognise you? 08/06/24 19:21:49	1

	She's giving me a chard-on. 08/06/24 11:43:12	1

	Dave overheard his date saying she hoped to find her knight in shining armour. 07/06/24 14:14:19	1

	Tom and Gooseberry 06/06/24 11:24:51	1

	Necrodancers 06/06/24 7:35:25	1

	All Dogs Go to Leaven 05/06/24 7:56:24	1

	Breadigree Chum 05/06/24 7:23:21, edited: 05/06/24 21:07:35	1

	Whose idea was it to put the art before the horse? 02/06/24 10:23:46	1

	Strange, normally pride comes before a foal. 02/06/24 7:32:13, edited: 02/06/24 7:38:21	1

	Knobhead Mon 12:10:11	0

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Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.

James Lennox

18/10/24
7:13pm

comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]

There must be a hexam coming up.

Karen McDonald

27/10/24
12:52pm

comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]

Hay tripper

[anon]

27/10/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]

"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."

[anon]

17/11/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]

I thought Caption.me was the old joke's home.

Dave Bryan

Monday
8:21am

comment on caption:
Old yolk's home [Stephen Bean]

Yeah, Elsa was such an incredibly bad sport.

She just couldn't "let it go".

That defeat must be frozen solid in her mind. What Elsa needs is a thaw head.