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lol x6 26/02/20 12:00:54		32 38
I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean

clever x5 12/12/22 12:18:34		25 31
Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
	clever Force of habit 31/03/23 20:00:07	1 28
Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
	clever x2 Purple Reign 03/08/23 20:00:25	27


lol x2 clever 21/04/20 12:00:17		27

	lol Gwyneth Poultry 12/01/24 8:15:24	26

	creative clever Crocodile D'undie. 02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, suggested edits	2 26
Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
	clever Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29	26


clever 08/07/20 12:00:09		26

	Weapon of bass destruction 02/04/24 8:03:31	25

	The wiener rakes it all 10/01/24 12:09:59, suggested edits	2 25

	Bone dry 07/01/24 8:00:12	25

	clever 🎵 Love me tender 🎵 03/12/23 8:13:31	25

	Jest in peace 20/08/23 12:01:05	25

	clever Laps of memory 20/04/24 8:07:52	24

	clever "Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11	24

	Logbook 09/02/24 8:04:44	1 24

	New Kid on the Buck 27/10/23 20:00:32	24

	lol clever "It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10	1 24


lol creative 01/04/22 12:10:36		18 24
Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover

lol 07/10/18 12:00:09		1 24
Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
	Mortal Tomcat 05/08/24 12:17:45	23

	On the straight and narrow 21/04/24 8:05:18	23

	lol Thomas The Tanked Engine 22/12/23 8:13:58	23

	clever The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29	23

	LGBTQKFC 20/07/23 12:08:41	23

	clever Dessert Orchid 21/12/22 12:04:04	2 23

	clever Grasper Carrot 29/11/22 12:00:05	1 23
I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
	"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37	23

	clever Rowed hog 04/10/19 20:02:43	23

	lol Whodonut 16/08/24 20:24:01	22

	UNICORN FOUND Thanks to local heroin 15/04/24 20:28:54	22

	"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49	22

	"Checkout that dress!" 07/09/23 12:04:20	22

	Rest in piste 30/07/23 12:00:19	22

	Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27	22

	Once more into the breeches 08/02/23 20:17:03	22

	clever "When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56	1 22

	"Bloody sundae drivers." 24/06/22 8:02:43	22

	clever "Who killed you?" "C-U-R-I-O-S..." 31/03/22 12:45:46	22

	lol "You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12	22

	Tom Cruise 12/07/24 8:00:57	1 21
This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
	Knitwork Rail 10/05/24 12:01:52	21

	lol Tykewondo 08/04/24 12:11:07	21

	Wed Nose Day Nod to 8:21:15 05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26	2 21

	Parking up the wrong tree 11/02/24 20:02:12	1 21
Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
	Purple Reign 04/01/24 8:04:07	21

	Ash in the Attic 13/12/23 12:01:27	1 21
Looking for entiques? --John Glover
	The circle of lifers 29/01/23 20:00:10	21

	clever The Towel and the Pussycat 14/12/22 20:00:40	21

	lol "Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38	21

	Man impersonating Chris Beach makes a hasty exit from caption.me headquarters after sending thousands of spicy messages. 08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57	3 21
Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
	clever Red Dwarf 24/04/22 20:21:16	21

	The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54	21

	St Knickerless 14/06/24 12:00:24	20

	clever Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 8:33:36	20

	Inboxing 06/05/24 12:00:19	20

	The Empire Striker's Back 24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20	20

	"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." "Don't worry, they're not your lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16	20

	"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16	1 20

	"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26	1 20

	clever AirBFG 29/12/23 8:09:24	20

	Wife of Pi 14/12/23 20:00:28	20

	lol "So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21	5 20
Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
	A Pail of Two Kitties 12/09/23 12:07:14	2 20
We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
	clever Scream in pain 21/06/23 8:01:38	20

	"Watch out, he's charging!" 11/05/23 12:00:53	20

	Driving Miss Daisy 04/04/23 12:00:07	20

	"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59	1 20
"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
	Coming of age 17/10/21 20:44:34	20

	...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58	20

	"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37	20

	lol Jest in peace 07/04/20 12:12:18	20

	"I only coughed once." 05/04/20 8:25:13	1 20
"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
	clever x2 The whirled is your oyster 01/01/20 8:09:43	20

	clever Mythical beast world championship result: Smaug 0 Medusa 1 02/07/19 12:00:14	1 20
Lol --sandeep chahal
	Tom and Jerry 18/03/19 8:00:04	20

	lol 5 seconds earlier... "Just a trim please Delilah." 13/05/24 8:32:10	2 19

	Wheel's on meals 09/04/24 8:04:59	19

	Game of Thrones 28/03/24 12:02:03	19

	clever Kremlins 08/03/24 8:08:34	19

	Blade Runners 04/01/24 20:05:46	19

	Peeping Tom 04/05/23 12:00:06	19

	clever RIPe 15/01/23 20:16:00	19

	Pavarottree 07/01/23 8:00:06	1 19
Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
	clever Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11	19

	Lying pan 24/10/22 8:02:56	19

	"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12	19

	Foam Alone 02/10/22 12:00:08	19

	"Sorry for your floss." 14/09/22 12:20:48	19

	♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25	19

	The BMX-Files 06/05/22 20:23:58	19

	"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20	19

	Jerry Springer 02/06/21 8:00:05	1 19
Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
	"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38	1 19

	clever Orville & Dean 21/01/21 20:00:04	1 19
L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
	"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24	19

	"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 12:00:07	1 19
Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat. --Willie Johnson
	clever Kitty Kitty Bang Bang 07/07/20 12:05:05	3 19
Or Gang Bang? --Karyn Harrison
	Lance Legstrong 28/03/20 12:00:05	19

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That explains, all the 'Cutting-Edge' books.

[anon]

22/07/24
2:03pm

comment on caption:
"I like nothing better than to sabre a good book." [Stephen Bean]

The wienerof the prize for the wurst invention

Tony S

27/07/24
12:05pm

comment on caption:
"..and the prize for the wurst invention goes to.." [Stephen Bean]

Well what stuck-up pets. My cat and dog have the ASDA food and have yet to disgrace themselves on my bedlinen.

[anon]

31/07/24
4:01pm

comment on caption:
"Yep, no Pedigree Chum or Whiskas. Just Asda's cheap versions. Time to shit in Dave's bed." [Stephen Bean]

Yep, fifth generation Kiwi, but I still can't escape my Scottish heritage.

James Lennox

04/08/24
8:20am

comment on caption:
James uses his winnings to treat his wife to a slap up meal. [Stephen Bean]

Nod to 20:02:04

(caption author)

08/08/24
8:04pm

comment on caption:
Mind the lap [Stephen Bean]

Oh God, I'm out of control. Thought I'd accidentally duped this then realised I hadn't.

Nod from 20:19:47 anyway for very similar wording (but a quite different theme).

[anon]

15/08/24
8:24pm

comment on caption:
When you notice a text from your wife saying she'll be home early from her business trip... in about 5 minutes. [Stephen Bean]

Well she has been doing late hours at the office, she's such a workaholic the thought that she might be having an affair never crossed my mind in the least.

Being a home husband, I'm only having an affair because she's not paying me enough attention. She's not been a good wife, that's what I'll say to her when she gets in.

Or alternatively I could go with "Surprise! Threesome!"

Glyn Evans

16/08/24
11:15am

comment on caption:
When you notice a text from your wife saying she'll be home early from her business trip... in about 5 minutes. [Stephen Bean]

....it's been a long time a'comin.

[anon]

16/08/24
1:22pm

comment on caption:
Tower of Pizza [Stephen Bean]

Fun fact: what is known as pizza today was actually a cake.

One of the first pizzas was a cake sprinkled with rose water that was served up for the Pope.

Glyn Evans

16/08/24
8:08pm

comment on caption:
Was it easy to make? A pizza cake. [Stephen Bean]

From womb to tomb ... from erection to resurrection