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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c... --Stephen Bean
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12/12/22 12:18:34 |
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point --Mr Dome
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order --Mr Dome
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it! --Stephen Bean
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." 11/10/24 20:02:24 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge. --John Glover
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista. --Mauris Iocus
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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21/04/24 8:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share. --James Lennox
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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16/08/24 20:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 20:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 12:04:20 |
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30/07/23 12:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over. --Scrijjy Doo
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one? --Mr Dome
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques? --John Glover
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂 --Ethy
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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25/09/24 12:00:39 |
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14/06/24 12:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 8:33:36 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns --Glyn Evans
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon --Peter Houle
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination." --Willie Johnson
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!" --Scrijjy Doo
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol --sandeep chahal
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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18/10/24 12:01:09 |
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12/10/24 8:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 8:32:10 |
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09/04/24 8:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍 --Julia Kinsey
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges --Mauris Iocus
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Spot on Glyn, at least this caption has resulted in a very funny caption on this afternoons picture.
2:08pm
comment on caption:
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This photo is of a survivor of Auschwitz who had one kidney removed by Nazi doctor Josef Mengele without anaesthesia. If you do choose to caption this photo please be respectful. [Stephen Bean]
Unfortunately there may be members of the Jewish community who are very familiar with pictures of Yitzhak Ganon whose photo has appeared in numerous articles. The intent of this caption was to avoid any captions that might have caused anyone unintentional offence and thereby save the website from potential problems. I'm happy to delete the caption if permission to use the photo has been obtained from the photographer although perhaps Yitzhak himself should also be asked. I'm sorry if it made captioning the photo harder, but I think some great captioneers have stepped up to the challenge and produced some great captions on this as well as the lunchtime photo. In future anyone researching articles using this widely used image will also be able to view all these captions with a simple google image search.
3:01pm
comment on caption:
Not a caption -
This photo is of a survivor of Auschwitz who had one kidney removed by Nazi doctor Josef Mengele without anaesthesia. If you do choose to caption this photo please be respectful. [Stephen Bean]
I welcome this warning, and it means we can avoid any captions that are racially offensive in the context of this particular photo. I am considering enabling photo commenting/downvoting (for all members) in future so that we can note things like this during the photo voting process. Doing so will help avoid sensitive photos entering the competition altogether.
3:33pm
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Not a caption -
This photo is of a survivor of Auschwitz who had one kidney removed by Nazi doctor Josef Mengele without anaesthesia. If you do choose to caption this photo please be respectful. [Stephen Bean]
And we've got the forum in the meantime where captioneers can post a warning about any inappropriate photos in "Next Photo" area.
4:37pm
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Not a caption -
This photo is of a survivor of Auschwitz who had one kidney removed by Nazi doctor Josef Mengele without anaesthesia. If you do choose to caption this photo please be respectful. [Stephen Bean]
Good point Troompa, I never thought about putting a comment in the forum although I don't know how many people would have looked in time. I can certainly do that next time and save my quota for creativity.
5:03pm
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Not a caption -
This photo is of a survivor of Auschwitz who had one kidney removed by Nazi doctor Josef Mengele without anaesthesia. If you do choose to caption this photo please be respectful. [Stephen Bean]
James Pond is it?
10:08pm
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Licence to Krill [Stephen Bean]
...as opposed to bamboozled ?
8:08pm
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This photo has me really stumped. [Stephen Bean]
Or Gang Bang?
12:23pm
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Kitty Kitty Bang Bang [Stephen Bean]
Great suggestion Karyn, I think it's too late to change it now unless Willie and Michael say it's ok. At least everyone can see your improvement. The Gang Bang version is quite a tongue twister.
1:29pm
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Kitty Kitty Bang Bang [Stephen Bean]
I think it works either way.
3:09pm
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Kitty Kitty Bang Bang [Stephen Bean]