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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned. --Glyn Evans
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
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There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace 02/07/19 7:40:47 |
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22/01/19 8:00:08 |
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29/01/20 20:18:23 |
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A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid. --Dave Bryan
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19/12/19 12:15:54 |
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A Big nod to 12.00.14 I did not see it when I posted --Stu Dent
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It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship 16/12/18 8:21:28 |
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Assault and Battery not included 14/11/21 20:18:37 |
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13/07/20 11:00:11 |
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The worst case of writers block I have ever seen. 06/07/19 11:22:11 |
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07/04/19 7:00:08 |
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10/03/19 20:02:20 |
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Bet he thought he would make a clean getaway 29/06/19 19:00:14 |
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Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?" 08/05/19 7:09:53 |
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11/01/21 8:28:02 |
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After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown. 17/05/20 11:07:02 |
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"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (*trips over something in the road *) --Willie Johnson
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23/06/19 11:01:48 |
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Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it. --John Glover
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13/05/19 19:19:22 |
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04/03/19 20:13:10 |
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The Garage did say it needed new pads 02/12/18 20:00:24 |
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08/03/21 20:00:08 |
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When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop. 10/09/20 11:44:08 |
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04/06/20 11:00:07 |
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25/08/19 7:00:06 |
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09/07/19 19:00:06 |
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For once Vlad is not the impaler 22/06/19 11:00:06 |
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16/01/19 20:00:18 |
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I know you are busy but it's just a quick survey. 11/01/19 8:24:28 |
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'are' busy --Dave Bryan
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28/12/18 12:00:14 |
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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. 19/12/21 20:17:33 |
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Cracking idea. I'm in. --Al Overy
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You will definitely have to go to A & E with a gash that big on your head madam. 18/12/21 9:24:07 |
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04/05/21 11:06:07 |
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30/04/20 11:28:09 |
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Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business. --Willie Johnson
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28/12/19 9:07:41 |
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03/11/19 20:36:40 |
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That will have to go when he gets to big school 30/08/19 11:00:36 |
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08/08/19 19:00:06 |
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He just saw his wife with his bestfriend in cider 24/01/19 20:01:38 |
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10/02/21 12:00:07 |
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If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now. --Willie Johnson
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03/02/21 20:02:17 |
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12/01/21 20:24:08 |
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Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver 06/01/21 20:07:12 |
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The only mother in the UK who was hoping 20/12/20 12:09:43 |
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"strictier"? You mean I've been spelling it wrong all these years? --Willie Johnson
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03/08/20 11:13:54 |
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Donald Trump speaks to another sold out arena 13/07/20 19:00:06 |
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10/05/20 7:23:42 |
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Ethel's carer put a Tena on her. --Karyn Harrison
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A you sure there is no toilet roll left. 28/03/20 8:25:16 |
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I've heard in Europe they use birdies instead. --Scrijjy Doo
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With weather like this it's just nice to be out. 07/02/20 20:19:21 |
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01/02/20 12:36:09 |
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16/10/19 19:00:06 |
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Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van 30/08/19 19:01:49 |
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Larry the cat after a month living with Boris. 22/08/19 7:36:12 |
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27/07/19 8:03:34 |
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The world guy diving championship 14/07/19 19:00:07 |
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Singer states he is more popular than the Beatles 07/07/19 11:00:07 |
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You could have at least trimmed your holly bush 26/04/19 19:06:49 |
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It's only Whack a Mole but I like it 17/04/19 19:16:43 |
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04/04/19 7:02:50 |
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23/01/19 12:00:06 |
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09/12/18 12:00:11 |
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Looks like he defeated the penguin. Also clubs viscounts wagon wheels and hobnobs. 21/10/18 9:19:59 |
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12/07/22 7:01:25 |
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So we worked out what road we will take so let's see who gets to Scotland first 18/04/21 11:18:06 |
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23/02/21 20:01:30 |
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Birds urged not to feed the passengers on budget cruises 31/12/20 22:04:02 |
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Around the world in eighty lays 19/11/20 8:07:10 |
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Jack really enjoyed his day out up the Beanstalk 13/08/20 19:04:40 |
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05/08/20 11:00:08 |
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19/07/20 19:02:23 |
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soldiers called in to break up protesters 30/06/20 19:00:07 |
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The stalk must have brought him. 22/04/20 11:55:51 |
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The gaffer always rides in the back 08/04/20 19:00:06 |
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Even drug addicts are panic buying 30/03/20 20:14:05 |
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He was placed last in this year's Gorbachev lookalike competition. 18/02/20 20:07:51 |
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The chandelier scene on Saudi Arabia fools and horses remake just wasn't the same. 16/02/20 20:09:13 |
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I think my food has been spiked 09/12/19 20:00:33 |
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01/04/19 7:23:13 |
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05/03/19 20:00:44 |
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01/02/19 20:04:09 |
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09/01/19 8:00:30 |
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20/12/18 8:00:08 |
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Somebody tell her the traffic lights are broken. 11/10/18 19:01:16 |
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When you said you could provide a bouncer for the evening 27/12/21 12:00:09 |
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It's fine, he's got a great rep as a dealer. Plenty of Hoppers and Downers for the punters. --Glyn Evans
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14/04/21 11:05:32 |
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Model caught sleeping with her biggest fan 31/01/21 12:00:08 |
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01/11/20 12:04:30 |
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That could get messy if he forgets to take the mask off first. --Willie Johnson
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20/09/20 11:00:07 |
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04/09/20 11:58:15 |
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Doctor Whof --James Lennox
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People in Scotland told to cut down to one Scotch egg a day 29/07/20 11:02:22 |
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21/06/20 19:00:46 |
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I refuse to be taken seriously. 02/04/20 7:08:51 |
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24/03/20 20:00:08 |
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Two exact captions posted one second apart, yet six captioneers only vote for this one. Seems very unfair to me. --Paul Reeve
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20/03/20 20:00:07 |
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Homeless man adamant lottery win won't change him. 02/03/20 20:05:15 |
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It must take ages to fill the bath 10/02/20 12:28:58 |
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Was caught with no trousers on in public 29/11/19 12:05:27 |
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Bugger North Korea did have nuclear weapons after all 26/07/19 19:01:12 |
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Good thing they were so small. --Scrappy Doo
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09/07/19 11:08:32 |
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01/06/19 19:02:18 |
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If anyone can get through that window, Shere khan 18/05/19 7:04:35 |
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If people only submit captions to get lots of votes this site will slowly send you crazy.
3:21pm
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him [Stu Dent]
I'm already crazy......only trying to help I'll know better next time IF there is one...god!!
3:33pm
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him [Stu Dent]
You totally done the right thing, and one of the best things about this site is the interaction dont let this put you off submitting your captions perhaps I should have replied anonymously and if it has cost me some votes that is nothing compared to losing somebody who enjoys this site as much as the rest of us and hope you carry on.
PS. There is no need to call me God I'm not that clever "Joke"
5:02pm
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him [Stu Dent]
Sometimes I forget to click the "post anonymously:" box, and if you don't catch it right away there's nothing you can do.
7:47am
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him [Stu Dent]
Great caption not so anonymous author, you have my vote - I didn't get it at first so it was even better when I did. Chris has added 'default author comment anonymity' to the list of small tasks. I've lost my login but thankfully Molly has added her vote to raise its priority. Until then, it's always possible to change your comment back to anonymous in the hope that many people haven't read the comment yet. There's a link to the task in Chris's comment on https://www.caption.me/forum/discussion/2238/consider-making-anonymity-of-a-comment-last-only-as-long-as-the-anonymity-of-the-caption-author#latest
7:58am
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jesus has only been back a hour and the women are already taking advantage of him [Stu Dent]
Could you explain for us youngsters?
11:46am
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Polecat completes it's first solo marathon ( a caption for people over fifty) [Stu Dent]
Snickers used to be called Marathon 🙂
12:43pm
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Polecat completes it's first solo marathon ( a caption for people over fifty) [Stu Dent]
I used to eat lots of them.
Anon's grandfather
2:57pm
comment on caption:
Polecat completes it's first solo marathon ( a caption for people over fifty) [Stu Dent]
I thought it was Mark Wilson.
7:01am
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The look you have when your caption gets a vote seconds after posting it [Stu Dent]
Wow, someone's hacked my laptop camera!
10:44am
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The look you have when your caption gets a vote seconds after posting it [Stu Dent]