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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	1687	2403	#77
Photos
Comments	3	11	12	#95

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	2064	#87
Photos	38	#94
Comments	22	#75

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	Jim isn't insane for hoarding so many magazines but he does have a lot of issues. 03/12/22 20:09:09	21

	lol His name is Clop. We need to clip Clop. 15/06/22 7:50:48	1 20

	creative I use a Tom Jones CD it's more effective against croonervirus. 25/09/22 19:00:42	19

	lol "Jim your dinners ready, what are you looking for?" "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare" "Which one?" "William" 03/12/22 21:24:31	18

	"Do you know what my favourite wine is, George?" "Oh probably some old shit about brexit, fuel costs or wanting a bigger house" 16/09/22 19:01:26	1 18

	lol x2 "OK I'm shining the torch where I want you to shoot it with a tranquilizer" 12/09/22 7:04:39	18

	creative "And what's your occupation?" "I crush cans with my feet, it's soda pressing" 21/01/23 20:51:26	17

	Hello France, I want to come home 😕 09/01/23 20:02:30	1 17

	lol creative clever The chief whippet sits at the front. 02/12/22 20:25:41, edited: 02/12/22 20:26:01	17

	clever Adam was pleased with a bronze in the water drinking contest. 12/07/22 19:01:51	17

	Siberian hussy. 27/06/22 11:02:23	1 17

	lol "My brother and me go to carpenter classes" "Cool, have you been going long?" "We've only just begun" 23/01/23 20:34:33	1 16

	Fountain of youth 19/09/22 19:01:49	16

	Shave the children. 13/06/22 7:46:23	16

	Drowning street 14/05/19 7:16:41	16

	Much kneaded rest. 24/07/22 7:04:13	15

	"I just spotted some ridiculous hare in the mirror" "Well wear a hat or get it cut, Donald" 08/05/22 19:03:49	15

	"Shit, I keep forgetting i'm gay" 09/06/19 7:27:52	1 15
It helps to tie a string around your digit. --Scrappy Doo
	Foot soldier 12/05/19 7:07:18	15

	Pooched eggs. 01/01/19 20:00:30	15

	Great at playing bagpipes... Rubbish at hiding tennis balls. 08/01/23 13:20:18	1 14

	Olga was an expert at holding a conference. 23/07/22 11:03:12	14

	Cones on hard shoulder 24/06/22 7:00:17	14

	I usually steer clear of spicy food. 02/05/19 11:21:13	14

	Until I come back for a look, this caption has zero votes and 21 votes. 21/01/23 8:27:04	13

	"Those mushrooms were tasty now let's run up the hill and give that unicorn this carrot" 07/01/23 20:23:18	13

	Makes you smile this photo, dozen tit? 06/10/22 11:01:29	13

	If your chicken stops when walking... Don't poulet. 15/07/22 11:00:38	13

	My new home is growing on me. 26/11/18 8:11:21	13

	Super king cobra. 30/10/18 20:14:37	13

	lol I bought the wife a Pug for her birthday and despite being fat, wrinkly and smelly with bulging eyes, the dog seems to like her. 27/09/22 7:01:29	1 12

	Brenda found a novel way of smoking a cigarette without removing her mask. 25/09/22 19:09:30	12

	creative Scraptor 22/09/22 19:08:47	12

	Jim believed in lawlessness and always went with his gut. 27/08/22 19:02:10	12

	She looks shattered. 05/07/22 12:52:39	12

	"Darling, should I do my bikini wax before we go on holiday?" 07/06/22 11:00:29	1 12
Octopussy --Mark England
	Laura was so distracted by the flies she never noticed the carnivorous eyeball flower making it's move. 14/06/19 8:57:40	12

	"Whoa whoa whoa!, piss off I have six lives left, God" 12/06/19 7:37:29	12

	They never did find the 1956 hide and seek champion. 16/12/18 20:01:45	12

	Tyrannosaurus wrecks. 22/09/22 19:11:31	11

	lol Frost bite 30/05/22 11:25:34	11

	That time grandma bought me a Teenage mutant ninja turtle costume from WISH 28/04/22 19:00:43	11

	Desmond chew chew 19/06/19 7:07:16	11

	clever 'Visitors to local beach warned of escaped black, poisonous salamander seen diving into peoples boats' 17/05/19 7:09:39	4 11
Sorry nod police but that's a 'Nah' from me.. --stone face
	Raising a child. 07/05/19 19:00:20	11

	Hairy queen of scots. 04/05/19 19:00:38	11

	Headlights 09/11/18 20:00:16	11

	That's wrong on so many levels. 20/09/22 11:01:05	10

	By Clawed Moonet 16/08/22 11:30:25	10

	The Tides Inn. 08/10/22 7:01:46	9

	The others had no idea what the Y.M.C.A was. 28/12/18 8:13:44	9

	More twisted than the votes on here. 16/01/23 20:02:37	8

	The statue of Liber-t-mobile. 09/01/23 20:01:39	8

	Kitten roll 14/12/22 20:01:04	8

	"Scooby doo, where are... Oh yeah top left" 08/12/22 9:29:32	8

	Someone's taken a fence. 07/12/22 20:01:18	8

	clever I've never understood why we don't just spell the word invisible as 05/12/22 20:00:36	8

	"On the bright side I sold all your trainers and shoes on gumtree" 02/11/22 12:03:33	8

	I'm not ordering the soup it goes straight through me. 23/10/22 11:22:40	8

	Shipping lane 11/10/22 20:27:39	8

	Electricity pile-on. 08/10/22 11:00:19	8

	(kick the) bucket seats. 25/09/22 7:00:56	8

	LGBTQ+K9 30/08/22 7:04:37	8

	He was flying at break neck speed. 18/08/22 19:01:00	8

	lol If fuel prices keep going up I'm going to have to go back to drinking vodka. 15/06/22 11:01:21	8

	Mane attraction 15/06/22 7:00:57	8

	Faeces of evil 01/05/22 13:18:40	8

	Peter looked up an old flame. 15/06/19 11:05:29	8

	H.R.T 04/05/19 19:02:10	1 8
ðŸ˜‚ --Karen Oakenfull
	The bike thief was eventually busted. 25/11/18 8:49:08	8

	He couldn't workout how to spell properly. 10/11/18 22:30:21	8

	Tom did D.I.Y jobs to make ends meet 23/01/23 20:22:53	7

	"And can I have a wrap please?" "Sure... 🎵My name is Harry, I told some lies And now I only sell burgers and fries My girl is mad, she's always seen She hates my dad, my brother and the Queen I hope one day, I'll be back on top And get away from this fast-food shop"🎵 "Ermmm. Thank... You... Goodbye" Vrooom.. 22/01/23 20:25:08	1 7
Well served! --Julia Kinsey
	Experts hunt for the missing ostrich photo. 06/01/23 20:54:34	2 7
When they stick their heads in the ground, they are invisible. --Scrijjy Doo
	"I don't have spare gloves just push with your bear hands" 16/12/22 20:00:34	7

	Junk food peddlers 28/10/22 19:07:47	7

	Susie Dent. 12/10/22 11:37:15	1 7

	With his duck decoys in place, it was only a matter of time before stupid humans came along with bread. 05/10/22 19:11:09	7

	"Let's make this interesting" said Tiddles. So they stopped playing Chess. 18/09/22 11:09:04	7

	Slim gym 05/09/22 7:01:20	7

	Checkout the length of that hair! 04/09/22 11:05:17	7

	FOR SALE: Gents sandals, good condition with just a few marks on soles. £3. 13/08/22 22:54:12	7

	This photo is just wrong on so many levels. 13/08/22 19:11:19	7

	When the whale sneezed at deep sea world. 16/07/22 20:10:24	7

	The green green glass of home. 16/07/22 19:23:08	7

	Clawed Monet 25/06/22 7:53:48	7

	"But mum you said I need to spread my snacks out more" 11/06/22 11:04:42	7

	Frost byte 31/05/22 7:13:17	7

	I'll never look at a Cadburys caramel the same way again. 18/05/22 11:00:41	7

	His wife is four hours behind them on their pet centipede. It was putting its shoes on. 10/05/22 11:00:46	7

	'Next stop Edinburgh Waverley' 16/05/19 20:38:07	7

	Au what a lovely pair! 09/05/19 8:03:47	7

	My Sweet Lord. 24/12/18 20:14:05	7

	"Dave, you're going to kill yourself!" "Oh don't be daft i only smoke five a day!" 20/12/18 20:03:52	7

	I hate bloody clowns. 09/11/18 8:01:41	7

	Munchego. 28/01/23 12:52:58	6

	"Mr Brown, why are you parked in the trolley bay?" "I'm protecting myself" "From what?" "From carownervirus" 08/01/23 20:01:10	6

	Hay jude 06/12/22 12:02:15	6

	A piece of pumpkin pie in Jamaica costs 3 dollars and 4 dollars in Barbados. This is the pie rates of the carribean. 14/10/22 19:09:36	6

	"Daddy, where did you get this cotton candy? " "I'm not telling you" "it's not fair" 09/10/22 19:06:14	6

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last comments (total: 44)

Do it. Jump. The kids can take care of themselves. You should have thought of this before putting yourself in a situation like this - you are a parent after all!

Glyn Evans

27/08/22
8:25am

comment on caption:
'Don't do it, Billy, you've got so much to live for... and the kids" [Craig Eddsenior]

"I was about to say I'm out. But wine not?"

Willie Johnson

16/09/22
9:38pm

comment on caption:
"Do you know what my favourite wine is, George?"
"Oh probably some old shit about brexit, fuel costs or wanting a bigger house"
[Craig Eddsenior]

"Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship...six feet under"

Glyn Evans

23/09/22
7:51am

comment on caption:
"Hey if we turn upside down will we fall out?"
"Of course not we'll still be friends" [Craig Eddsenior]

"At least I can die happy knowing that we were friends"

"Mate, we'll be dead. You won't need friends for survival any more. I mean whenever one of your pal dies, nobody ever suggests swapping places with them, do they? - What friends are for"

Glyn Evans

25/09/22
7:04pm

comment on caption:
"Hey if we turn upside down will we fall out?"
"Of course not we'll still be friends" [Craig Eddsenior]

Not exactly a caption, though...

[anon]

27/09/22
1:47pm

comment on caption:
I bought the wife a Pug for her birthday and despite being fat, wrinkly and smelly with bulging eyes, the dog seems to like her. [Craig Eddsenior]

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