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nor meat them, it would seem
7:26pm
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You should never meet your heroes. [The Wolf]
Clever. Love this.🙂
9:59am
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"Hello, I'd like to report some vandalism please. They've defaced our road sign and left four bags of dog shit at the scene. I believe you should be looking for somebody with a Great Dane." [The Wolf]
It's (Medium/Hard) because it isn't hard.
2:23am
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Labour Party Voter Wank Challenge - Picture 1 - Difficulty level (Medium/Hard) [The Wolf]
Like this. Think "Kerry, why did you take out a restraining order on me?" would be even funnier, but probably still too abstract for many
8:40pm
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"Kerry, did you just take out a restraining order on me?" [The Wolf]
And could write captions!
1:24pm
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"I'm telling you, it was like this! If only horses had money and could take the bins out." [The Wolf]
"Dave, poor Dave you went and did it again.
When are you going to stop being so fixated online and treating caption.me as if it's your only purpose in life? If indeed you need purpose at all. Dave if there's nothing in your life and you want purpose, go and have some kids and make your life worthwhile and meaningful. Everyone else does. Dave, I wouldn't think you'd set your kids on fire if you got angry with them, surely?"
8:33am
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"Dave, you didn't have to set fire to it. I'm sure someone would've voted for your captions eventually." [The Wolf]
Just noticed a comment from anon at 12.02 but hadn't seen it when posting. Nods all round just in case I've offended.
7:18pm
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Wash and go. [The Wolf]
I like how your caption promotes strong feminine ideals as Lucy is in no way fazed by Dave nor sees him as a sexualised character or threat.
I would figure she would have viewed the flat before moving in having seen the bathroom and Lucy would have enquired as to living circumstances if they were her concern. Even so, Dave's only a man.
If not, as we all know all 21 year old supermodels are trained in the art of the katana and are not poor defenceless victim bait.
4:53pm
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"Oh hi, you must be Lucy, the 21 year old supermodel moving into our shared house. I'm Dave, the landlord and only man living here. Your room is down the hall, but first this is the bathroom, it's also my bedroom due to space restrictions." [The Wolf]
May she R.I.B.
11:04pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]
Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle.
11:28pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]