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The more silliness on here the better although there is already a fair amount
8:03pm
comment on caption:
"Nice day outside isn't it? So, have you been busy? How's your Mum since the operation?" [The Wolf]
Great idea Jimbo and I love the mum operation idea. Do you mind if I use it? Or will you hunt me down and subject me to some weird torturous ritual?
8:09pm
comment on caption:
"Nice day outside isn't it? So, have you been busy? How's your Mum since the operation?" [The Wolf]
Go for it Capt Auth
8:53pm
comment on caption:
"Nice day outside isn't it? So, have you been busy? How's your Mum since the operation?" [The Wolf]
"Jane, will you beary me then?"
"Now you're talking. How do you want to die?"
12:39pm
comment on caption:
"Jane, will you marry me?"
"No" [The Wolf]
Whatever you do, don't ask for a milkshake.
9:11pm
comment on caption:
"Ok Google. A man runs you over and straps you into the passenger seat of his car thinking you're roadkill. He's now masturbating whilst ordering a Big Mac meal at the drive thru. What are my options?" [The Wolf]
“Options? You want that supersized?”
5:54am
comment on caption:
"Ok Google. A man runs you over and straps you into the passenger seat of his car thinking you're roadkill. He's now masturbating whilst ordering a Big Mac meal at the drive thru. What are my options?" [The Wolf]
Ask Alexa. If the CIA are supposedly listening in, I'm sure they'll be able to tell you
8:32am
comment on caption:
"Ok Google. A man runs you over and straps you into the passenger seat of his car thinking you're roadkill. He's now masturbating whilst ordering a Big Mac meal at the drive thru. What are my options?" [The Wolf]
His feet still don't reach the pedals. He's not going anywhere.
(*It took me a minute to get the joke in the caption.)
11:37am
comment on caption:
"Hertz car hire, how may I help?"
"Yes hi. Does the steering wheel come any further out?" [The Wolf]
Only for a brief time.
2:26pm
comment on caption:
"Hi, I'm here for the limbo dancing." [The Wolf]
They've gone past the nail bar four times over 50 mph?
10:24am
comment on caption:
"Girls, I know we all thought it would be a great experience to go on a bus with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. But that's the fourth time they've driven past the nail bar and it closes in five minutes." [The Wolf]