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Dressed or undressed?
12:29pm
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You can get crabs in there. [The Wolf]
Do they do dildos specifically for pegging? 🤔 You must be quite knowledgeable about such things. ðŸ˜
4:20pm
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"Coming up next on 'Don't tell the Bride', Lucy buys a 14 inch pegging dildo for the special night" [The Wolf]
Yes they do Troompa!! So stick that up your arse
6:45pm
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"Coming up next on 'Don't tell the Bride', Lucy buys a 14 inch pegging dildo for the special night" [The Wolf]
That's nothing. Have you ever seen a double ended fisting dildo? It looks like something from a Coat of Arms. I couldn't see a Latin inscription on the box in the sex shop though.
8:18pm
comment on caption:
"Coming up next on 'Don't tell the Bride', Lucy buys a 14 inch pegging dildo for the special night" [The Wolf]
If you want to really level things up, it's not just the Tory party. Go after 'em all.
8:57pm
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Tory party conference on 'Levelling up'
"When I hear stories about King's Cross Station in London, I feel so sorry for some people. The other day Penelope was telling me she had to walk past a half naked, filthy, homeless man. Poor Penelope" [The Wolf]
"For never was a story of more woe,
Than this of Juliet and her Hobeo."
9:05pm
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"Mum, Dad, this is my new boyfriend" [The Wolf]
🎵 Moon River wider than a mile...
We're after the same rainbow's end.... 🎵
9:25pm
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🎵 Moon River 🎵 [The Wolf]
'Does he squeak?'
'Only one way to find out...'
1:10pm
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"Tony, I feel a bit sorry for him. Can we at least use a mousetrap so it's quick"
"No, now PUSH...." [The Wolf]
Good caption, but it might be even better if 'boobs' was in capitals
2:21pm
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"Guys I'm not even joking. Look, you type 58008 in the calculator, turn the phone and then it says boobs" [The Wolf]
Switch to selfie mode and it shows boobs.
(Oops, did I just say that out loud?)
12:34am
comment on caption:
"Guys I'm not even joking. Look, you type 58008 in the calculator, turn the phone and then it says boobs" [The Wolf]