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''Anon.''
9:00pm
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"So, who's your favourite captioneer?" [The Wolf]
The classless end of Edinburgh.
2:48pm
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"Dave, a woman has just been sick outside Wetherspoons on George Street. Get the rest of the family. We're eating out tonight" [The Wolf]
He's gained more shade.
1:10pm
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These bloody doctors don't know anything. "Get more exercise", he said, and "take the dog out for walks more often". It's been a month now and I still haven't lost any weight... [The Wolf]
Time Travelling Diary Day 2.
I appear to have killed everyone by infecting them with Covid-19.
12:50pm
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Time travelling diary. Day 1.
After making it back to the 1940s, I hid the time machine and checked into a local guesthouse. The ladies there were incredible friendly and accommodating. Reality soon kicked in though when I wanted to check Instagram and I asked them if they had wireless... [The Wolf]
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7:47am
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It's not often that you get a thumbs up from anon. [The Wolf]
"This increases the cost of your order by £3.75"
1:09pm
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Dear Mr Wibble. We're writing to you in regard to your Tesco delivery order. Unfortunately, the 4 pack of Tesco toilet paper that you ordered is currently out of stock. We have substituted this item with a 9 pack of Andrex Quilted. [The Wolf]
Lol ðŸ˜
2:26pm
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Dear Mr Wibble. We're writing to you in regard to your Tesco delivery order. Unfortunately, the 4 pack of Tesco toilet paper that you ordered is currently out of stock. We have substituted this item with a 9 pack of Andrex Quilted. [The Wolf]
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Have you seen The Lady in the Van meets Pleasantville?
1:07pm
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I hate it when they mix movies together. Alien / Predator, Batman / Superman, Friday the 13th / Nightmare on Elm Street. And don't even get me started on Mr Bean / Schindler's List. [The Wolf]
Not bloody yet but soon will be.
4:07pm
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"Of all the cars to bring when we're trying to escape from a bloody T-Rex..." [The Wolf]
He was trying to pop her cherry but he just popped her.
He didn't expect HER to go limp.
9:31am
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"Don't take a photo of me now, I'm f*cking an inflatable Crocodile" [The Wolf]