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Many thanks, Captioneers, for your votes and kind and funny words. I'm chuffed to bits that many of you liked the caption, and hats off to those who narrowly missed out. Big shout out as always to Mr Beach for providing the platform for us to be crea --The Wolf
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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
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11/12/23 8:02:05 |
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11/03/20 8:00:13 |
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Thank you very much for your votes and kind words. There were some great captions this month so feel very fortunate to win the top prize. I've always found Caption.me a great and fun distraction from the otherwise stressful day to day of life. Th... --The Wolf
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04/03/24 12:37:26 |
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Why didn't my daughter ever bring hot blokes like that home? --Karen McDonald
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"I bought mine from 'Cheapknockoffcoats.com', you?" 23/11/23 8:17:42 |
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If it applies, I'd say this. I was in a similar position to Al and Karen where I didn't have enough super votes to vote up a caption. Karyn was kind enough to give me 20 super votes which I then returned to her but used a supe --Glyn Evans
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17/11/23 9:04:41 |
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"Guys, I have a busy morning. Are you interested in buying the house or not?" 13/11/23 20:09:22 |
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14/01/21 12:10:07 |
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10/11/20 8:00:16 |
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Many thanks to you all for your votes and kind words. Additional thanks to Chris for providing and maintaining the site and for choosing me for this month's winner. This was one of those captions which I nearly didn't post because I thought it w... --The Wolf
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Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 19:27:23 |
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"Mum, there's still no sign of Santa." 16/09/23 19:03:37 |
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"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?" 11/09/23 11:03:27 |
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Interflora has really gone downhill. 04/09/23 7:16:28 |
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"THIS IS THE POLICE. PULL OVER, GET OUT OF THE VAN AND SPREAD 'EM." 02/04/23 19:37:25, edited: 02/04/23 19:48:48 |
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He should start doing donuts as a distraction --KimJong Pun
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"Dad said I couldn't make a rocket out of the fairy liquid bottle until it was empty." 22/11/23 8:03:07 |
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"I need to lose weight. My diet has been rubbish lately." 10/11/23 8:09:22 |
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02/11/23 20:05:15 |
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Scuba diving lessons for men - SOLD OUT 01/11/23 8:03:00, edited: 01/11/23 8:31:30 |
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It was such a shame when Quaker Oats went bust. 26/10/23 19:12:53 |
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"Cheers mate. It's difficult to scratch your bollocks with these gloves on." 13/10/23 19:13:59 |
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Half an hour he's been on those tits now. My Dad's got one hell of an appetite. 22/09/23 11:00:24 |
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"How many do you smoke a day?" 10/09/23 11:03:55 |
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"We're a bit overdressed for dogging." 30/01/23 8:12:45 |
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"Wow! The people in the upstairs flat have got a powerful hoover." 03/12/22 8:00:07 |
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Doing the Hoover hover. --Willie Johnson
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F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood. 01/02/22 8:35:06 |
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04/05/21 19:14:26 |
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"JANET, JUST LEAVE IT, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER LILO" 23/11/20 20:01:37 |
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23/07/20 11:24:05 |
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28/03/20 20:10:40 |
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"I'm sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring" 12/06/19 11:25:47 |
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Filming has begun for the highly anticipated new period drama 05/06/19 7:10:30 |
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Dave and Lucy were inconsolable after witnessing their Corgi being drowned by a random Alsatian. 04/03/23 9:39:08 |
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02/12/21 12:00:09 |
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Wow, what a nice surprise. Thanks for all of your kind words and for all the fun and silliness. And thanks to Chris for providing our creative caption world and for choosing me as the winner. Happy new year to everyone. Let's have a good one. --The Wolf
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27/06/21 19:29:49 |
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03/04/20 11:00:39 |
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Being a first responder to a car accident on the Simpsons was a sobering experience"¦ 02/04/20 11:00:09 |
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Looks like he's covered in Marge. --Karyn Harrison
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01/12/19 20:00:06 |
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16/09/19 19:00:05 |
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08/08/19 19:44:45 |
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24/04/19 11:51:55 |
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You should always check the small print before booking a cheap all inclusive holiday. 21/10/23 11:03:17 |
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"I don't have time for this shit." 12/10/23 11:26:04 |
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10/10/23 7:03:26 |
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23/03/23 20:00:40 |
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Given all the formaldehyde I'm actually picturing Nan as the pickle. --James Lennox
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08/12/22 20:00:11 |
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It's always good to keep your distance from a potential carrier. 28/11/21 20:00:14 |
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Well done The Wolf - great caption --Mr Dome
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"And this is your loft access" 22/04/21 19:00:14 |
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"The finish line please driver. I just can't be arsed today." 19/04/21 11:06:37 |
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Can't be horsed today. --Willie Johnson
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18/05/19 11:00:06 |
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She lit up my life. --James Lennox
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08/12/23 12:34:17, edited: 08/12/23 12:37:51 |
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"...and my Wife STILL wanted the f*cking heating on" 30/11/23 12:12:30 |
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"..and then I had a shit in the woods." 23/11/23 12:05:30 |
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easyJet will NOT tolerate rudeness to cabin crew. 17/09/23 19:02:07 |
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09/03/23 20:03:56 |
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"Terry's Mum is a silly billy. Pass it on." 13/02/23 12:01:31 |
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It's scary when you see the inside of a Ryanair cockpit. 17/12/22 20:00:14 |
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"Is it me or is it chilli in here?" 16/11/22 12:17:59 |
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17/11/21 12:29:53 |
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I must protest at this slur on my character and personal hygiene --John Llamas
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"I wish that broccoli would hurry up in the bog" 25/06/21 11:07:09 |
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Staff at NASA are in shock after receiving the latest images from the Mars Rover. 24/06/21 7:07:19 |
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"Have you got any change for the fruit machine?" 04/02/21 20:06:02 |
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Great caption: You dropped us into a story. Please continue: I want to know more about this poor fellow... --Greg Curtis
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28/06/19 19:13:37 |
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"Errrr, Dad. Our Zoom call is still connected..." 02/04/24 12:52:22 |
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08/01/24 12:26:18 |
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"If I'd known the dogs would miss Dave this much I would've had him cremated." 27/11/23 20:26:37 |
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"I'd like to thank everyone in the audience for coming." 14/11/23 20:31:50 |
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Not even going to try to beat that hahah --Dale McPhail
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19/10/23 11:05:32 |
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16/10/23 7:20:42 |
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"I don't know about you, Ling, but I've got a monumental headache." 11/10/23 19:17:02 |
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Their temples are throbbing. --Dave Bryan
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"Your turn to change the litter tray." 01/09/23 7:05:27 |
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"Mum, the social worker is here..." 06/06/23 11:01:52 |
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“OH JEEZUS…TURN IT OFF! I told you the kids weren’t old enough to load the washing machine.” 22/05/23 11:00:16 |
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11/03/23 20:00:16 |
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30/01/22 13:14:36 |
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Bill Rockwell fined by authorities for graffitiing. 21/06/21 7:10:45 |
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18/06/21 7:38:43 |
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14/05/21 7:00:16 |
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Looks like they're about to tie the knot. 10/05/21 11:01:06 |
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18/04/21 11:47:00 |
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Paul was beginning to regret buying the world's heaviest earring. 08/01/21 12:34:53 |
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The helium in his left shoe wasn't helping either. --Willie Johnson
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18/11/20 12:00:08 |
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Let's hope they don't start making advent calendars... 04/04/20 19:03:05 |
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01/04/20 19:01:20 |
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Pissed in the bath? Don't worry, we all have... 17/02/20 21:25:05 |
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I haven't pissed in her bath, not wanting to be the odd one out, what's her address? --John Glover
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The frog version of Basic Instinct was a little weird. 17/02/20 12:03:52 |
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10/08/19 9:18:45 |
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25/01/19 8:01:36 |
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"LET'S MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN" 21/12/18 12:47:04 |
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Have you ever wondered why roadworks take so long? 29/11/23 8:02:14 |
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06/10/23 11:02:11 |
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I don't know how you found me, you must have a very special set of skills. However I would say that this picture was taken a while ago as I've put on weight since --Glyn Evans
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"Oh you're back. How was your first day working at Subway?" 14/06/23 11:08:58 |
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This is the first time I've wanted to have 5 a day. 31/03/23 11:00:10 |
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16/01/21 12:02:34 |
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In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
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26/11/20 12:39:34 |
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03/11/20 12:12:22 |
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03/04/20 19:00:25 |
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Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 19:00:10 |
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"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15 |
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03/11/19 20:00:07 |
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Rest In Peace, Kevin.
If only we had seen the signs.
:^)
9:36pm
comment on caption:
This is a...
ridiculously geeky...
He started c...
By 1967, he became an alcoholic and the c...
by 1968, he held the How fast can you drink a pint of...
Do you love Batman? If you've ever h...
then please find...
Kevin didn't. Now he's dead. #batmankilledkevin
[The Wolf]
I know Crunchy. Oh well, good old Kev enjoyed it while it lasted!
9:58pm
comment on caption:
This is a...
ridiculously geeky...
He started c...
By 1967, he became an alcoholic and the c...
by 1968, he held the How fast can you drink a pint of...
Do you love Batman? If you've ever h...
then please find...
Kevin didn't. Now he's dead. #batmankilledkevin
[The Wolf]
Not to mention a picture to caption coming up soon.
10:41pm
comment on caption:
"Excuse me madam. I'm from the Jedi Order. I'm here to warn you of an impending catastrophe. The Empire has sent its evil forces to Earth and the Death Star is currently in orbit and about to wipe out civilisation"
"I don't have time for this mate. This is London, I have a train to catch" [The Wolf]
Not Greensleeves?
9:07pm
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This is the longest I've ever stared at man's nipples. (Without getting an erection and vigorously masturbating whilst simultaneously eating Jelly and listening to Edelweiss) [The Wolf]
You beat me to it!
9:16pm
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It's amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer. [The Wolf]
His career options were limited so he became a model like his mum, Twiggy.
5:17pm
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It's amazing how a single birth defect can damage your prospective career as an Olympic freestyle swimmer. [The Wolf]
At least he's wearing protection.
8:01pm
comment on caption:
"Ian, why can't we just have normal sexual intercourse?" [The Wolf]
Staggering prices
12:01pm
comment on caption:
"I'm not shopping in there, it's too deer" [The Wolf]
"Pearkinson's disease please."
12:35pm
comment on caption:
"Excuse me old timer, do you have any pills on you?"
"Yes, what would you like? Cholesterol, Diabetes or Gout?"
[The Wolf]
"Just cut the crap and give me the Codeine!"
2:46pm
comment on caption:
"Excuse me old timer, do you have any pills on you?"
"Yes, what would you like? Cholesterol, Diabetes or Gout?"
[The Wolf]