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Captions	46	12	32	#7	31	46	#11	4329	10135	#27
Comments	9							161	236	#37
Suggested Edits	2

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Comments					73	#50
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	After years of investigation into incidents at The Shanghai Bald Society police say there has been a terrible cover up. 25/12/23 9:05:43	7

	Take the dog out he's bursting 14/07/23 19:13:26, edited: 14/07/23 19:13:49	7

	"I'm trying to breed rabbits." "But you only have one rabbit." 09/07/23 7:13:08	7

	She does this everytime she needs a drink should we tell her the water bottle comes out of the holder? 01/07/23 7:25:00	1 7

	clever That's the last time I lend ET my bike. 17/06/23 7:05:49	7

	Billy thought it was time to resurrect their relationship. 29/04/23 12:25:10	7

	He's walked into that door again. I don't think those eye drops are working. 29/04/23 7:19:20	7

	Where do you find funny dinosaur skeletons? Amuseum. 06/03/23 20:11:39	7

	It's a memorial to my latex he was a handy man. 11/02/23 12:18:30	7

	At 1st I thought it was Elton John but turns out it's his rocket gran. 18/01/23 9:11:36	7

	"Yes it looks great but can you stop sewing buttons on my new socks." 07/01/23 12:08:25	7

	The sudden snow storm caught them underwear. 04/01/23 12:10:49	7

	A little gnome carrying a big glass ball..looks shattered. 03/01/23 8:25:58	7

	Autumnmobile. 27/11/22 12:11:45	7

	Barf time. 25/11/22 12:18:30	7

	8 out 10 hippos can't tell the difference between butter and stork. 07/11/22 20:03:10	7

	"That tree would have landed right on my head if I hadn't remembered 2 duck." 05/10/22 19:14:52	7

	I think they are Amish match. 10/09/22 7:31:59	7

	The only way I could get on caption me was to identify as a cat. 30/08/22 7:11:49	7

	Swedens new James Bond. 00Sven. 25/08/22 11:09:39	7

	I'm going to wait until they make the book into a film as all our meetings are on zoom. 12/08/22 19:40:12	7

	Police training camp see who is best equipped to be a pig. 09/08/22 11:04:29	1 7

	I have been betting on that horse for years have lost hundreds and thousands. 25/07/22 7:08:57	7

	"Bloody hell Dave you're meant to be our handy man stop writing your stupid captions and just fix the chair." 12/06/22 7:12:14	4 7
I think the caption is sufficiently different from 8:10:06 for nods not to be required. However, I agree with you about votes being more precious. When I was out on my early morning walk I've never seen so many captioneers trying to sell their gr... --Dave Bryan
	I told you both to hold on tight , that the motorbikes acceleration is fast. 06/05/22 19:18:43	7

	"I must admit seeing you here looking so sexy I need to tell you I am getting a little Hornby." 30/04/22 11:14:05	1 7
Is she a model? --Mr Dome
	"Come on son you have been sat there for 20 minutes now surely your stiffy has gone." 29/04/22 11:04:26	7

	creative clever "You might have used different coloured wool but thanks for the ducks sitting on a nest of eggs slippers Nan." 27/04/22 7:06:36	7

	"Glad you managed to get parked at the Penis enlargement clinic Lee." 27/03/22 11:02:04	7

	"I love my alpaca. " "You mean llama ." "I can never pronounce Welsh words properly." 10/02/22 12:21:48	7

	"OK no kissing but hands up anyone who will do anal." 02/02/22 20:22:42	7

	"What do you mean you took the top off its not a convertible. " 21/01/22 8:15:51	1 7
It is now. --Willie Johnson
	"MUM the GP surgery has answered shall I tell them that they are 18 months late for the pregnancy test you asked for " 27/10/21 11:24:50	7

	I'm a celebrity producers dismiss claims of animal cruelty saying all creatures used on the show are put up in 5 star hotels before their performance. 10/10/21 19:37:04	1 7
There's been no complaints from the any of the creatures from the Bush Tucker Challenge --Glyn Evans
	"Believe me Cinderella it's for your own good the Prince is called Andrew." 31/07/21 19:39:30	7

	"Where are the puppies?" "You said throw the litter out the window while we are driving." 31/07/21 7:34:09	7

	You know you are getting old when the boy bands look so young. 26/06/21 7:16:17	1 7
Especially Kpop boy bands. --Willie Johnson
	But it still only has an outdoor toilet. 19/06/21 19:06:43	7

	"I told you not to complete your surgery to tansgender until after the birth, you've just blown your new cock off." 18/05/21 7:19:36	7

	"Luckily this is a telephone mast I have a signal and can make a call and reverse the charges." 13/05/21 19:04:58	7

	Rosa Barks a black lab was told she can't ride on the bus 12/05/21 11:08:27	7

	Due to cut backs this year's panto will be Snow White and the 4 dwarfs. 06/05/21 19:30:58	1 7

	North Yorkshire pigeon racing society investigate cheating claims. 01/05/21 7:53:55	7

	And if you turn it up the other way all Michelle Obamas clothes fall off. Ok gentlemen can we get back to the enquiry about sexual attitudes in the workplace. 25/04/21 7:37:50	1 7
Haha! Tranny porn at work. TOO Funny. You get my vote. Aw, it wont let me vote. :-( --HaHaHa YouLie
	Earthquake hits Oldham causing millions of Pounds worth of improvements. 29/03/21 11:05:46	7

	Tragic scene as Olaf is mown down 27/03/21 20:01:45	1 7
Was it Mrs White in the garden with the lawnmower? --Glyn Evans
	At the end of each term at university Bruce would bring his stuff home for his mum to wash. 09/02/21 20:26:44	5 7
They're called Bruce just to avoid confusion. --Willie Johnson
	You think that looks impressive you should have seen him deliver it all on his moped 09/02/21 20:13:00	7

	After a number of years service we are sad to announce that Henry the hen will be retiring but pleased that he has been adopted by a friendly old army man Colonel Saunders 08/02/21 12:48:59	3 7
You never know. S/he could be non binary. Why does "Henry" have to be a masculine name anyway? --Willie Johnson
	For Gods sake kids just wait till later then you can have a Slush Puppy. 07/02/21 8:36:11	7

	In todays cooking with sausages competition I think we have a wiener 28/01/21 8:14:35	7

	Well he has already screwed the whole country 27/01/21 8:06:57	7

	Steve was really pleased with his hare transplant 22/01/21 12:07:13	7

	I just bought a house down there but had to leave a big deposit 16/01/21 21:03:13	7

	We shall get all your parcels to you safe and sound as we appreciate how precious they are. 18/11/24 12:03:09	6

	With the American election so close every vote counts. 04/11/24 20:11:56	6

	Is it a cross breed ? 18/10/24 19:03:11	6

	It's great but can you make the voodoo dolls smaller ? 14/10/24 11:02:36	6

	"Officer it was me I'd like to make a confection." 13/10/24 7:06:02	6

	Next time you try smuggling priceless pieces of artwork take them out of their frames. 30/09/24 7:38:28	6

	I told you she was too big to sit on the poodle. 10/09/24 19:24:07	6

	Cheap remakes of popular tv moments. "Brace yourself Rodney." 01/09/24 20:19:59	6

	Only songs that reached number 1 or 2 can be played 19/07/24 7:02:29	6

	The NHS reduce waiting list for knee surgery. 15/06/24 7:29:00	6

	That's the 5th time now I think we should find another vet 28/04/24 7:10:41	6

	"Trust me lads in 70 years time In 2020 all the men will be dressing like this." 25/04/24 7:10:01	6

	After a terrible foul we needed to get number 2 off the pitch. 04/04/24 19:07:21	6

	This is what happens when companies are forced to portray every possible combination of gender , race , sexuality , religion , age........ 16/03/24 12:25:12, edited: 16/03/24 12:55:32	6

	He always wanted to be a professional wrestler but I thinks he's just been walking round with his head in the clouds. 02/03/24 8:31:45	6

	You know the annoying old cat lady down the end of our street ? Well I've got her a present 08/02/24 12:00:55, edited: 08/02/24 12:09:48	6

	Bust friends 21/01/24 20:00:31	6

	I think you are all being hard on her. 13/01/24 12:09:40	6

	The inventor of the multi hotdog maker has been raking it in. 10/01/24 12:10:55	6

	Winning the scissors race for the 3rd year running Jill was a cut above the rest. 04/01/24 20:02:11	6

	lol "GRANNY WHERE IS MY TREAT?" "Stop shouting she can't hear you and come away from the grave they need to fill it in now." 23/12/23 12:34:44	6

	I couldn't eat that it goes right through me. 11/12/23 20:31:56	6

	I'm not worried for us but we are on the 14th floor and the laundrette is in the basement. 22/11/23 8:11:34	6

	Just seeing who has the biggest chopper. 15/11/23 8:36:54	6

	I think you've pulled. 29/10/23 8:05:07	6

	"I told you last week Dave I'm dating this plant now." 07/07/23 19:27:29	6

	You would have thought after his army days he wouldn't fall for the old close your eyes and put this sausage in your mouth trick again. 27/06/23 11:18:03	6

	"Hello British Gas your call is important to us please hold, Hello British gas your call is important to us please hold......." 17/06/23 7:11:00	6

	"You laughed when I built my house on the top of Mount Everest. " says the scientist who warned of rising sea levels. 15/06/23 7:09:32, edited: 15/06/23 8:50:31	6

	Dressed up to the nine lives. 29/05/23 7:45:18	6

	Officials of the Coronation celebrations in India ask can they remove the line "long to rain over us". 07/05/23 8:23:13	6

	We started well but things soon went downhill. 23/03/23 8:19:54	6

	Boris Johnson was wearing these at the time of the assassination attempt, the bullet had an unhindered flight. 04/03/23 20:19:48	6

	So that's why it was called Dirty Dancing. 04/03/23 9:06:54	6

	"How do you eat hot melting cheese?" "Caerphilly. " 23/02/23 12:02:40	6

	Elton John's school reunion. 15/02/23 20:04:10	6

	"How are you getting on?" "I've got to step 4." 23/01/23 20:36:31	6

	lol Someone pass me a ball I fancy a game of knock down ginger. 10/01/23 8:31:26	6

	Well done Tiddles you have tidied up well I was expecting litter all over the place. 07/01/23 12:23:32, edited: 07/01/23 12:25:14	6

	Fountain of wooof. 27/12/22 12:02:20	6

	"Just come down 1 step at a time i shall tell you when I reach the bottom." 25/11/22 20:35:13	6

	I wanted to buy this book but wasn't going to pay the shipping fee. 03/10/22 7:19:53	6

	The platter of tiny feet. 23/08/22 11:44:12	6

	With some of his creations Dave is known as one of the best balloon artists in the world. 13/08/22 11:20:15	6

	Gatecrash a government cabinet meeting. 12/08/22 19:35:06	6

	To anyone who didn't see "Toilet duck" maybe captioning isn't for you. 28/07/22 11:04:15	6