Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

Please use the forum to send private messages instead.

	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	279	228	#199
Photos
Comments	3	325	117	#51
Forum Posts		5

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	1072	#116
Photos	72	#84
Comments	124	#44
Forum Posts

captions comments given captioned photos

captions

	Try working for 50 years with someone's hand up your ass... we've had ENOUGH! 04/05/21 11:18:56	13

	creative Ladies, over 30? 1 word Moisturize 09/05/21 19:41:20	1 12

	Tell me again about this mystical "physics" you speak of... 09/04/21 10:38:28	9

	The moment his arms gave out, he performed the world's greatest vanishing act! 29/04/21 19:00:07	7

	FedWrex 28/04/21 19:00:06	7

	Next week he's back again begging for penicillin. 04/05/21 19:49:17	6

	"Ah quit yer naggin. I'd only have to drag it out again next spring." 27/03/21 20:32:25	6

	lol "Mmm, yes, it's definitely more creepy with your eyes closed." 17/03/21 11:36:50	7 6
re: Keegan postnot sure I get it, unless it's favorite woman's question, does this make my butt look big? but in this case, she could e asking if this position makes it look big?but even then, I still don't see why its f... --SnapDragon D
	"Darling, tonight we paint the town red. Tomorrow we become cowboy boots & a handbag." 09/05/21 19:02:44	2 5
Voice of experience, he's often the heel. --SnapDragon D
	Crystal Methodists 27/04/21 13:40:41	5

	Coke, when you want one that goes down easy"¦ 20/04/21 19:00:07	5

	Now THAT'S an aperture! 23/03/21 12:07:33	5

	Trying to hide your priapism with an infant, is just wrong! 18/03/21 13:01:02	5

	He's taking them to be trimmed. Guess what song they're humming? 🎵 Born to be Styled 🎵 09/05/21 11:46:22	4

	Darling, I'm loving the Russian cuisine. Last night we enjoyed Chicken Kiev, now let's try the Chernobyl Carp! 03/05/21 19:08:54	4

	"Honestly, I am befuddled. Everyone keeps shouting at me, "You got 4 flat tires!!" I stop and check, they're all fine. What is going on? Stupid pranksters." 11/04/21 7:06:24	4

	"Let's go camping," she said, "we won't need to bring much," she said.. 03/04/21 22:35:37	4

	"Mr. Wilson, we have good news .. and some .. well.. the good news is, our department has one of the finest K9 units, and have located your missing wife.. "Oh, thank goodness! What a relief, detective. So.. there's other news?" 25/03/21 23:53:43	4

	She does have a point.. if.. in fact, it is a she! That is rather a butch haircut, just sayin.. 09/05/21 8:23:55	3

	"Hey! Whoever it is back there, keeps whistling that River Kwai tune.. YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" 06/05/21 8:50:14	3

	🎵 Two barmaids from Stoke-on-Trent Wore beer mats wherever they went Though the nights were quite chilly They got so much willy For their needs, ne'er a penny they spent 🎵 03/05/21 15:42:08	3

	The best captions on this site, have this same lovely effect on me, as we bask in the pure joy of this beautiful photo. A heartfelt sincerest thank you, to all who contribute. As a fat, balding, middle aged man shackled to a dreary job as a chartered accountant, finding those brief moments when I too can dress as a winged fairy and prance around for little while, lift my heart in sweet song. Each of these emotional holidays are like an oasis in time, my only regret is, that children aren't permitted within 500 feet. 03/05/21 9:05:49	3

	Feminist Headquarters (a new set every week) 14/04/21 16:09:08	3

	"Oh buddy, you're not going to believe what I just heard.. We're getting a promotion!" "No.. come on, that's fantastic!" "Get ready, cause we're moving into the corporate world. With plenty of room to advance." "Oh, I'm so excited.. we can become captains of industry." "I know, I'm so giddy, I could break into a canter!" "What kind of industry?" "Oh dude, this is the best part"¦ ADHESIVES!" "Wow"¦ Really? "I almost fell over. I mean, at first I was thinking, maybe from all these horseshoes, we're extra lucky, but no, this has to be fate! Our names are Sticky & Tacky!" 10/04/21 23:11:14	3

	"Listen, I don't mind her getting up at 5am to do tidying, but we have to switch her to decaff." 26/03/21 17:36:19	3

	A rare peek inside the Windows 10 development center. 21/03/21 11:56:30	3

	Should probably give up smoking, most of the time I feel totally bushed. 15/03/21 13:09:04	3

last comments (total: 136)

You're lucky you didn't make a typo in that search..

[anon]

22/04/21
9:24pm

comment on caption:
"So, before we start our Zoom meeting, does anyone have any questions?"

"Yes. I accidentally plugged my laptop into my flux capacitor and now I'm stuck in 1970. Does anyone know how to fix this?" [Al Overy]

Profanity is just a weak mind lacking vocabulary, writhing in the futility of trying to express itself.

Sadly, in comedy, people think an f-bomb can replace a funny punchline.

[anon]

24/04/21
2:04pm

comment on caption:
Government insists money well spent as HS2 track unveiled. [Stephen Bean]

mmm... knotholes (drooling)

[anon]

26/04/21
1:22pm

comment on caption:
''I didn't intend to molest the tree, officer. It led me on.''

''Not that old chestnut?'' [Dave Bryan]

🎵 The hills are alive with the sound of you're sick ... 🎵

[anon]

27/04/21
1:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 The hills are alive with the sound of *cough cough cough*... 🎵 [Troompa Loompa]

"If they didn't have us lighting all these candles, we probably never would have started..."

[anon]

27/04/21
1:07pm

comment on caption:
"Have you seen the light?"

"Yes, it's in my pocket" [The Wolf]

Coming in for the landing, Pilot to Copilot..

"Whoa, too much tail!"

SnapDragon D

27/04/21
7:58pm

comment on caption:
Having been out all night, the Slut aeroplane now did the taxi of shame. [Al Overy]

Either that, or Charles' chances.

SnapDragon D

29/04/21
6:41pm

comment on caption:
"Philip??" [Molly R]

Great steal from 20:00:07

very brave

[anon]

29/04/21
8:00pm

comment on caption:
OMG if I drop her, she's going to swallow me whole. [Nina Dutton]

How delightfully refreshing that "thinking" about something has replaced the tedious timestamps.

Finally. Let lawless the wild west begin!

[anon]

29/04/21
9:10pm

comment on caption:
OMG if I drop her, she's going to swallow me whole. [Nina Dutton]

1 1

Re: "You're getting my vote. Fascinating discussion: You unique words stirred an image that was funny...and image that did not appear with someone else's earlier attempt. Yours is substantially unique and creative. The magic of the joke is released/created by your words. There are lots of ways of saying, for example, "You're mom is so stupid" but I like the one where she's so stupid she "asked for a price check at the dollar store." The joke is...in the telling, or in the crafting, oh, I don't know. You know what I mean: A little help here?
[anon]
yesterday
11:57pm"

Taking the time to spin such an elaborate ruse, is pathetically transparent. Like the cowardly thief tries overly hard to cover his tracks.

This place is starting to stink. No wonder the brightest leave. Enjoy your sycophant circle jerk.

[anon]

30/04/21
12:26am

comment on caption:
OMG if I drop her, she's going to swallow me whole. [Nina Dutton]

more comments

more photos

Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

best earliest latest latest and best captions

last comments (total: 136)

captions