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Comments	14							249	303	#31
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	Andre Wagassi 09/07/23 12:19:23	8

	clever Not the first time Clarkson has had a P45 11/03/23 13:43:09, edited: 11/03/23 15:13:57	8

	Long time no C 21/02/23 8:11:58	8

	Sorry boss, it was the only letters we had left. 27/01/23 8:00:42	8

	Anyone for water polo? 22/11/22 8:01:27	8

	I know I'm on the large side, Doctor, but I feel like there's a thin person inside me that's trying to get out. 18/11/22 8:00:10	8

	The last of the summer pine 01/11/22 12:21:43	8

	Live and let dine 11/10/22 7:03:31	8

	When the dentist said ‘floss between your teeth’, this isn’t what he meant. 09/10/22 19:00:13	8

	Can’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for this bus to the hairdressers 17/08/22 11:09:48	8

	Bill smirked as he fed the Apple to the goat 23/07/22 7:00:11	8

	During a game of hide and seek, Bob wished he had been a whippet. 01/07/22 7:03:54	8

	The family therapist didn’t know where to start, but she made a note to ask about the knitting 31/08/24 7:05:42	7

	"You reckon they’ll let us in?" "Only if we promise not to stirrup trouble" 30/08/24 7:43:41	7

	Vitamin CEO 28/07/24 7:15:20	7

	Fat cat 28/05/24 7:06:05	7

	The straw that broke the camion’s back 19/05/24 7:13:51, edited: 19/05/24 7:16:17	7

	Coyote snugly 01/04/24 7:10:47	7

	Close Encounters Of The Bird Kind 17/02/24 21:08:52, edited: 17/02/24 21:08:59	7

	Roll model 25/01/24 8:01:55	7

	That's why Rose let him drown 24/01/24 12:04:50, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:12	7

	Be careful when you chews your weapon 12/10/23 19:42:00	7

	A sight for spore eyes 03/10/23 7:03:18	7

	The latest order, from a lab in Wuhan 08/09/23 20:01:05	7

	Nail by mouth 03/09/23 21:32:37	7

	They were expecting a delivery in 9 months 14/08/23 7:18:46	7

	Who says the monkey bars aren't fun? 17/07/23 12:25:14	7

	The crowd were getting fired up at the heavy metal concert 01/06/23 7:04:22	7

	Roast beef 11/05/23 11:01:33	7

	Dad was concerned that Hazel was starting to take after her mother, always digging up the past. 30/04/23 7:16:58	7

	I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything that we do 09/03/23 8:00:41	7

	Bark and ride 12/02/23 8:01:05	7

	New series of Antiques Roadshow takes dark turn. 07/02/23 20:01:49	7

	How beautiful the world looks when you stop seeing things in black and white 20/01/23 8:04:30	7

	Where are the ladders? 17/01/23 8:00:09	7

	New dress from Hobbs 05/01/23 8:04:01	7

	Shampoodle 10/12/22 21:01:37	7

	It was at that moment Dave felt a sneeze coming on. 28/11/22 8:00:33	7

	Old Tibetan constipation cure 28/11/22 8:00:12	7

	Alice was struggling after going cold turkey. 12/11/22 8:21:19	7

	Beyonce crossed with a coffee-Bean: The single latte 31/10/22 12:00:15	7

	When the team won, they raised the woof. 29/10/22 19:45:58	7

	You're a little carbon copy of your dad. 11/10/22 11:08:19	7

	Cyberwomen are a bit more fun than Cybermen. 08/10/22 19:22:27	7

	clever “Tell me again why you had to send so many men out on this job?” “Sorry Boss, Anna was on her tea break…” 08/10/22 11:03:15	7

	…And if you get cold at night, there's a spare blanket in the wardrobe and a woolly jumper on the bed. 27/09/22 19:22:02	7

	Isn't this every parent after hosting a children's birthday party? 22/09/22 7:00:14	7

	The race was going well until we ran out of juice! 04/06/22 18:06:53	7

	Russell was a fungi to be with 09/11/24 9:11:31	6

	Second nature 07/11/24 21:56:41	6

	Tom continued scrolling through his phone, blissfully unaware that his relationship status was about to change from ‘It’s Complicated’ to ‘Double, Double, Toil and Trouble' 31/08/24 11:52:09, edited: 31/08/24 11:53:24	6

	Prehisstoric 21/08/24 12:03:58, edited: 21/08/24 12:04:07	6

	Food processor 19/08/24 7:22:07	6

	Life's a beach and then you die 26/07/24 7:08:24	6

	A Micstake 07/07/24 11:09:10	6

	Now is the printer of our discontent 25/06/24 19:10:41, edited: 25/06/24 19:19:49	6

	I've got a sinking feline 12/06/24 11:14:15, edited: 12/06/24 11:14:31	6

	You shall not pass quality control! 23/05/24 13:11:30, edited: 23/05/24 13:13:48	6

	This house has been thrust into the limelight 02/02/24 8:05:38, edited: 02/02/24 8:05:59	6

	lol McDonald's kids meal 21/01/24 12:14:00, edited: 21/01/24 12:17:03	6

	Infant-flation 19/01/24 20:11:16	6

	The Great British Brake Off 05/01/24 8:31:20	6

	The great Wahl of China 25/12/23 8:27:29, edited: 25/12/23 8:28:53	6

	Dave and Samantha, cooing and whispering sweet nothings to Mr. Whiskers, imagining a deep, emotional connection, while Mr. Whiskers is thinking, 'I wonder if I left any surprises in their shoes today?' 02/12/23 8:04:23, edited: 02/12/23 11:10:36, suggested edits	5 6
That edit suggestion leaves a big question mark --Mr Dome
	lol "We've recently changed our crockery at the parish council, I hope you like it. Morte vicar?" 08/09/23 11:08:29, edited: 08/09/23 11:23:25	6

	Bobo discovered what happened to the last dog who peed on the carpet 09/08/23 11:05:22	6

	Li tried to put on a smiley face when her mother-in-law arrived 29/07/23 7:23:00	6

	Mum's new hobby was going down well 22/07/23 19:43:17	6

	A Christmas Carol 08/07/23 11:49:31	6

	Fed on a diet of nuts, when this youngster eventually has to leave this cosy nest, it will be a big wrench. 10/06/23 11:01:10, edited: 10/06/23 11:02:38	6

	Vicki had told the surgeon that if the golf area of Mike's brain was somehow destroyed, there'd be an extra little something in it for him. 29/05/23 19:00:49	6

	🎵This booze was made for walking🎵 17/05/23 19:00:43	6

	And on the 8765th day, God created cow. 11/05/23 11:02:18	6

	No parking on the yellow lions 14/01/23 12:00:14	6

	So bad they needed to photoshop the boy's mouth on the advert to make it look like he was actually drinking it. 11/01/23 8:04:50	6

	Schrodinger had experienced such a surprise when he opened his box 07/01/23 12:00:09, edited: 07/01/23 12:21:41	6

	Hey, all I said was that your spray tan was maybe a bit over the top!! 31/12/22 12:01:37	6

	"Be patient Elspeth, it needs time to defrost" 16/12/22 8:00:10, edited: 16/12/22 8:01:22	6

	Creature of habit 30/11/22 8:07:43	6

	Hippo:"I don't know why I bother eating heron, it's always a tough bill to swallow." 07/11/22 20:04:03	6

	Great newspaper article: ‘Is global warming real?’ 08/10/22 7:12:43	1 6

	A penguin attending a Conference 07/10/22 19:00:33	6

	A card-io workout in progress. 05/09/22 7:07:13	6

	He had clawed his way to the top. 19/07/22 19:00:17	6

	How would you like your roots? 19/06/22 11:39:14	6

	Howard misunderstood the doctor’s advice about finding different ways to vent 11/10/24 7:50:29, edited: 11/10/24 7:51:27	5

	Nauti-gal 09/10/24 19:17:54	5

	New ice cream flavour from the Coop 15/09/24 11:54:02, edited: 15/09/24 11:58:47	5

	Tommy whispered to Sharla, ‘If He sneezes, we’re done for.’ 08/09/24 19:36:51	5

	Health and fatness 29/08/24 8:56:40	5

	The little slop of horrors 01/08/24 12:21:32	5

	Tabitha's fashion sense moves with The Times 13/07/24 7:16:52	5

	clever I've seen hairy situations before, but this one takes the brisket 08/06/24 21:09:36, edited: 08/06/24 21:20:10	5

	Glow-mance 06/06/24 11:05:57	5

	Turns out the tap water really wasn't safe to drink 01/06/24 19:23:25	5

	🎶 Purrty Woman, walkin' down the street 🎶 24/04/24 7:08:00, edited: 24/04/24 7:08:31	5

	Two wheels good, four wheels bad 18/04/24 11:21:11	5

	Who needs medical school when you have YouTube tutorials and a couple of kitchen utensils? 05/04/24 20:59:35	5

	Ancient Chinese secrete 01/03/24 22:59:50	5

	In a twist of fate, quite absurd and uncanny, There once was a lady named Annie McFanny. One gloomy evening, as the clock struck ten, Annie sat down, with her knitting again. Under the moon's gentle glow, Annie transformed, as if in a freak show. No longer a lady, with laughter and charm, Annie was now an armchair, snug and warm. Her friends were astounded, they couldn't believe, An armchair that giggled, a sight to conceive! So when life's a bit pants, and you're feeling quite blue, Perch on Annie, she's your armchair for two. 13/02/24 9:27:48	5

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That edit suggestion leaves a big question mark

Mr Dome

02/12/23
10:59am

comment on caption:
Dave and Samantha, cooing and whispering sweet nothings to Mr. Whiskers, imagining a deep, emotional connection, while Mr. Whiskers is thinking, 'I wonder if I left any surprises in their shoes today?' [KT A]

Do you want me to be honest? I'd rather read some of The Wolf's captions.

[anon]

15/12/23
8:44am

comment on caption:
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried lifting an alpaca? [KT A]

Not so much a caption but the lyrics of the Christmas No1. Are you Cliff Richard?

[anon]

18/12/23
8:32am

comment on caption:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
The family in green was as quiet as a mouse.
Their outfits were matching, a shade quite serene,
They gathered together, a human tree scene.

As they posed for a photo, all green and aligned,
The spirit of Christmas, in their hearts, enshrined.
And I heard them exclaim as the photo was snapped,
"Merry Christmas to all, in our green tree, so wrapped!" [KT A]

If you are, 'Congratulations' on a great caption.

Dave Bryan

18/12/23
8:40am

Ha, I wish I were a songwriting legend like Cliff Richard! But for now, I'll settle for a little jingle. Maybe one day I'll have my own Christmas album smilie face