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lol creative x2 14/07/22 7:00:14		21 34
This caption gave me a genuine LOL moment. And getting two captions in the monthly top three is a very rare achievement for any captioneer. AND this is only your first month on the site! Well done Nigel. --Chris Beach
	lol creative “For goodness sake Janice, pay 10p for a bag, the whole of Aldi is looking!’ 23/07/22 11:57:31	1 29

	lol Never sneeze near the pick n mix 02/11/22 20:00:55	25

	lol It was still early days of transition from zoom to office meetings. 24/05/23 7:02:04	22

	“hands up!! who wants a burger “ 03/04/23 7:05:25	22

	At least knife crime is down. 26/11/23 12:19:08	20

	lol clever x2 Our beaches used to be clean but now you spend all day dancing around Pooh. 30/05/24 7:24:06	19

	“Thank you for tipping your Uber driver” 29/09/23 11:09:09	19

	clever Unions warned this would happen if they carried on paying the drivers peanuts. 07/03/23 8:19:30	19

	Lower right you win anything from the bottom shelf, top right and the large Teddy is yours. 26/01/23 8:25:23, edited: 26/01/23 8:25:47	19

	I used to like it when the street names were shorter, it’s a real pain filling in forms. 29/12/22 9:12:59	18

	I’m so glad we didn’t get a flat 24/11/22 8:00:21	18

	An officer and genital man 16/04/23 11:00:54	17

	Hot cross nuns 31/03/23 19:16:36	17

	Eventually the Police sniper caught him as he couldn’t resist chasing the little red dot. 11/12/22 9:07:56	17

	clever Christmas charades was always a blast. “ A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush!” Shouted Aunty. 22/12/22 8:23:44	16

	Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors 03/09/22 7:06:00	1 15

	creative After a bizarre reaction to cheese, eventually their nose bleeds stopped. 08/05/24 7:10:00	14

	clever I didn’t even know TV’s had a shelf life! 13/08/23 12:44:30	14

	What a charming pic 22/06/23 7:07:41	14

	The Cistern Chapel 06/05/23 8:00:37	14

	“Freeze!” 12/03/23 20:01:24	14

	Pearl harbour 08/09/22 12:03:30	14

	Such amazing grace 01/08/23 19:12:37	13

	Good to see Ray Reardon out and about 06/05/23 19:12:38	13

	clever 🔊Hello Whipsnade security “Hi Alan, I’m working from home tomorrow, see you Thursday” 11/04/23 7:42:13	13

	Lidl nap 28/11/24 20:00:43	12

	“I’m joking! It’s not fallen off” 13/06/24 19:03:55	12

	“I’ll have a glass of the mouse red please” 08/05/24 7:07:46	12

	After finally filling in the potholes, Council workers desperately try to hide the evidence of how deep they actually were. 16/03/24 8:29:40	12

	Must be healthy, he’s got a wet nose. 28/09/23 19:08:44	12

	They seemed bigger when I was a kid 18/08/23 7:11:13	12

	“Seat comfy?” Yeah fits like a glove 29/07/23 19:47:12	12

	lol 🎶Oranges and Lemons.. 16/04/23 11:04:11, edited: 16/04/23 14:04:59	5 12
But then 'Orange and Oranges' doesn't really sound right either --Mr Dome
	“He liked to stretch his privates” 16/04/23 11:00:18	12

	Jim had grown a foot since last year 31/03/23 7:05:50	12

	“Mind the tap” 13/03/23 20:03:07	12

	Women confirm this is the normal face for a Brazilian 12/03/23 12:49:01	12

	It was a perfect score from the strictly judges, they had never seen such passion in the Pasodoble 04/12/22 21:05:07	12

	Come on Tesco this needs sautéing out 24/10/22 7:25:56	12

	“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. 13/10/22 7:16:28	1 12

	This web page uses cookies: Accept Yes or No 11/07/22 7:45:21	12

	Model railway 09/11/23 20:03:28	11

	To be fair, when Barry from next door photobombed, he gave it everything. 27/08/23 19:33:41	11

	How’s bigs your pool mate? .. 56 foot 19/10/22 7:01:22	11

	Confusion and panic as Julie announces she’s got another one brewing. 17/07/22 7:51:48	11

	“Yes he’s house trained” 01/06/24 7:13:54	10

	He came out the closet at a very young age 15/09/23 19:08:35	10

	“This would be so much easier if I hadn’t skewered my own wrist” 11/08/23 19:07:11	3 10
Maybe he's practising for something.[I apologise to all of Christianity] --James Lennox
	After updating the photocopier to a 3-D printer, the Christmas party was much more fun. 30/04/23 11:48:04	10

	“ so that’s one plain and one with crushed nuts” 01/04/23 11:01:09	10

	Caught short stories 24/10/22 19:27:25	10

	As cramp set in, he wished he hadn’t offered his leg as a chair 15/09/22 7:05:56	10

	“Ooo that’s got a bit of a bite to it” 05/08/22 13:04:40, edited: 05/08/22 13:05:22	10

	Bedknobs and Breadsticks 24/07/22 7:32:39	10

	clever Funny Caption Here 10/07/22 2:19:55	10

	Labrasaws 11/10/24 19:20:33	9

	It was the worse case of the shits he’d ever had. 10/12/23 20:07:48	9

	Stella effort 13/06/23 7:10:05	9

	“Just head upstairs” 13/03/23 8:01:08	9

	Amazing Graze 30/11/22 8:21:59	9

	Meals on wheels 15/11/22 8:00:18	9

	“I’d still give it 5 mins” 04/11/22 20:26:49	9

	Child obesity is highlighted once again, as not so little Alan lands heavy from the slide. 06/07/22 20:10:17	9

	Snore detective 28/11/24 20:08:25	8

	lol “Don’t you feckin dare Prancer!” 14/06/24 11:09:17	8

	De fender of the realm. 04/01/24 8:31:58	8

	This was going to be a strongly worded letter. 09/11/23 8:46:23	8

	It was the most sinister end to Colin the Caterpillar 16/08/23 7:26:23	8

	“Look you’ve had 3 disastrous attempts at a Tiger, try something simple like a caterpillar!” 21/04/23 11:38:42	8

	lol Barry’s 15th email to the council regarding potholes outside his house seemed to have struck a nerve. 16/04/23 19:11:16	8

	Rainbow warriors 10/03/23 8:07:28	8

	It was a controversial shoot, the day Bungle died. 18/11/22 12:14:24	8

	‘That storm looks nasty’ “Don’t worry I’m in my thermals” 21/07/22 19:40:30	8

	Also available on Blew Ray 08/10/24 19:15:26	7

	The van busters 19/03/24 8:26:08	7

	‘She’s on the spectrum’ 01/01/24 20:08:11	7

	Our local store has gone bust. 24/12/23 12:18:32	7

	Breast mates 24/11/23 8:08:13	7

	The height of fashion. 11/10/23 19:10:30	7

	“Next furball and I’ll finish your mums jumper” 01/09/23 7:16:31	7

	It’s lovely to get away and chill. 31/07/23 7:20:20	7

	“See this Linda, from this day forward I will look at it more than I look at you” 25/07/23 7:12:40	7

	No tools left on this bike overnight 24/07/23 7:21:22	7

	Short bacca and sides please. 19/07/23 19:21:19	7

	First aid please!! We’ve got a bleeder 01/06/23 7:26:07	7

	Just married and he was already in a booth with his X! 08/05/23 7:06:07	7

	lol * Hi lads, Jim’s feeling really low, let’s meet for a beer to cheer him up, but he’s a private guy so act natural as if nothings wrong* …. Oh for goodness sake 01/05/23 7:33:24	7

	“For best results cook frozen” 12/04/23 19:01:32	7

	Delivermoo 04/04/23 11:20:29	7

	I was going to tumble dry it but that would have been two deer 25/01/23 8:25:20	7

	lol “and your name sir?” ‘Warwick Davis’ 21/11/22 8:17:55	7

	“Are you sure your arse isn’t catching the back wheel Love?” 15/10/22 20:08:51	7

	Starter pistol 11/10/22 7:00:23	7

	“And his guide dog just watched as the Ambulance drove away.” 27/08/22 13:08:55	7

	Deliverule 31/07/22 21:13:16	7

	Russell was always a stupid dog name. 01/08/23 11:25:48	1 6

	Sidebearinggum Husky 23/07/23 19:21:33	6

	Pinky’s on the Brain 13/07/23 19:26:22	6

	Just clamp me but don’t write it on my van! 10/07/23 7:02:49	6

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last comments (total: 50)

It's August already? I wish time wouldn't go by so fast. Congratulations Nigel, you're already showing that you can Marshall what it takes to win. And congratulations for getting 2 captions in the top three. You're on the rise.

Willie Johnson

01/08/22
6:52pm

comment on caption:

“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Great caption Nigel - it blew us all away

Mr Dome

01/08/22
10:45pm

comment on caption:

“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

Well done, great caption.

Troompa Loompa

03/08/22
12:04am

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“and did you make a wish?” [Nigel Marshall]

There wasn’t another Novel when posted, 8:08:51 must have been editing and has a faster internet speed than me smilie face

Nigel Marshall

16/08/22
8:03am

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A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

Yep, a fair bit of editing this morning, I couldn't keep up with it either...

[anon]

16/08/22
1:42pm

comment on caption:
A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

8:08:51 is mine Nigel. It was a necessary edit, as I'd missed the "Reading" caption and written one very similar. To be fair, I'm glad my new entry beat your post by a few seconds as otherwise I'd have had to apologise to you as well as 8:00:10, and try again wink Anyway, a vote for you as I know your entry was totally independent of mine.

By the way, I hope nobody attaches a stigma to editing. It has always been encouraged on caption.me and 90% of the time it's just tweaks to improve wording. This shouldn't be discouraged. Thematic changes I'd generally avoid, but in some cases, such as this, it's necessary.

[anon]

16/08/22
8:10pm

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A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

Yeah no problem by me, I thought I’d not checked properly before posting them realised we must have been typing in sync…. by the time I’d come back and seen it you had more votes so just left it all alone with an apolog y 😂

(caption author)

16/08/22
8:18pm

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A novel idea [Nigel Marshall]

Lol, love this one!

[anon]

03/09/22
7:25am

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Archaeologists uncover Mr Potato Heads ancestors [Nigel Marshall]

I hadn't even noticed that third hand 'til you pointed it out.... 😳

[anon]

13/10/22
7:46am

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“That baby looks weird!” Said Grandad with his 3 hands. [Nigel Marshall]

We only had this two days ago. Stop milking it.