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	Every Tittle Helps 12/08/24 19:19:49	1

	The weekly shop is robin me blind, I'm trying to stick to a budgie. I've changed to Aldi as they're a tit cheaper 12/08/24 19:12:42	1

	With a scream of frustration, Billy realised his parents had been winding him up when they said they were taking him to see the Shard 09/08/24 11:21:24	1

	Not a boxer then 05/08/24 11:01:00	1

	What do you mean you've lost your banana? It's right under your nose 04/08/24 19:46:20	1

	Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Walk 03/08/24 19:19:07	1

	Baathroom Tissue. 02/08/24 19:02:43, edited: 02/08/24 20:18:59, suggested edits	1

	The dentist invited them all along as he needed the practice 30/07/24 11:08:59	1

	I know they say the lion is the king of the animals, but I think it's great we have a toad in the role 29/07/24 7:24:28	1

	Making a giffgaffe 28/07/24 19:04:05	1

	That's daylight robbery charging so much! Bad Apple! 26/07/24 11:17:01	1

	Works of fart 24/07/24 19:00:31, edited: 24/07/24 19:02:07	1

	When you said Big Shell was in the bath, I thought you were talking about your girlfriend 24/07/24 11:37:20	1

	Dave had a feeling he might have gone a tad over his cigarette allowance 23/07/24 19:31:29	1

	🎶 Do they know it's....JULY FOR GOD'S SAKE PUT THE TINSEL AWAY 22/07/24 19:10:28	1

	And from the Hall family album, the year they took 'Deck the Halls' a bit too literally 22/07/24 19:06:03	1

	Raised beef 21/07/24 19:13:21	1 1

	Making a spectacle of themselves 19/07/24 11:05:52	1

	Turder on the dancefloor 19/07/24 7:07:00	1

	Loo-ny tunes 19/07/24 7:00:30	1

	Beerkini 17/07/24 19:00:17	1

	Goggleflocks 15/07/24 19:12:08	1

	And the winner of Funniest Taxidermy Creation of the Year award goes to.... 14/07/24 11:08:08	1

	It's a bit of a comedown after being on that cruise ship for so long 12/07/24 11:01:21	1

	So anyway, I got the other primate's balls and squeezed them like this until he begged for mercy. Gorilla warfare is a messy business 11/07/24 19:08:47	1

	The Great Pretender 11/07/24 7:52:15	1

	The Ghost of Christmas Presents 10/07/24 7:03:21	1

	Mittens, how much longer is it going to take you to birth that last kitten? 06/07/24 11:28:54	1

	He won't notice the rabbit's gone; he's too young to remember 04/07/24 19:01:38	1

	Flatellite dishes 04/07/24 11:08:47	1

	Tropical fish 02/07/24 11:00:30	1

	Ruffcasting 01/07/24 7:00:39	1

	Didn't expect to see Queen making a comeback 29/06/24 19:19:17, edited: 29/06/24 19:52:59	1

	Well he's got the sack 16/06/24 19:03:35	1

	Having lost his trousers during some turbulence while on the sleigh, Santa decided he'd make do with the children's Christmas stockings they'd put out in their room 14/06/24 11:12:55	1

	St Nicholass 14/06/24 11:08:21	1

	A cordon bleurgh lunch 13/06/24 11:12:48	1

	Hairplane 12/06/24 7:00:50	1

	Dave was quickly realising his mistake in booking in with a gynaecologist rather than a gastroenterologist 11/06/24 19:04:50	1

	Rexy, Steggy, Go! 10/06/24 19:53:40	1

	For some reason the witch wasn't keen on me joining her on her broomstick, so I'll just have to celebrate Halloween with a pumpkin instead 09/06/24 19:38:30	1

	Why are you dressed like that? Have you tried carrying a suit of armour on the Tube? 07/06/24 11:02:47	1

	All that shitters is not gold 04/06/24 19:04:09	1

	I know you said you didn't want to spend a fortune on a muzzle, but this is ridiculous 04/06/24 7:09:50	1

	'National Service never did us any harm' 'I'm not so sure, look at the state of you' 27/05/24 19:30:40	1

	Bubble and bleak Tue 8:05:04	0

	Dog, eat,dog Sun 16:55:48	0

last comments (total: 35)

Glyn You could only cry crocodile tears for Godzilla.

Neil Mackenzie

12/08/24
9:02pm

comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Maybe so, but Godzilla acts accordingly.

I'd argue that Kong could have refused the tribal blond lady sacrifice but okay he probably couldn't ignore the drums and the screaming miniature hostage.

It also begs to question, if Kong knows where to come for an appeasement sacrifice, the tribe has obviously made sacrifices to him before.

If this wasn't the first woman that the tribe sacrificed to the Almighty Kong, where are the other women at?

Did they make for a nice appetising snack for Kong or did they get thrown away when they got broke?

Or is Kong so enamoured with the allure of this white blond lady because to him she appears to be exotic? 🤔😂

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
9:40pm

comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beasts [Jo]

Would that be a Commodore PET?