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On her new single, Icelandic popstar, Bjork, duets with a camel. "It was really tough, getting my voice to blend in with the tuneless, guttural grunting. But am really pleased with the result." Said the camel.

stone face 04/05/21 07:01:17

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Bjork you say? I was almost certain it was a young Maria Muldaur.--SnapDragon D

Hump back wail

Nina Dutton 04/05/21 07:01:14

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â™« My humps, my humps, my lovely hairy lumps â™«--SnapDragon D

The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings.

alexandra ball 04/05/21 08:18:31

"We're here- act normal, and try to avoid doing anything that'll get the attention of those Pixar executives."

Michael Winner 04/05/21 07:36:27

Ok Mr Gates now you are single again you can marry my daughter and I'll throw in the camel free.

Tony S 04/05/21 07:24:41

"Let us rejoice in the slaughter of original captions!" yelled a young Attila the Pun.

James Lennox 04/05/21 07:16:00

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See? Kids, you can still experience sheer joy without Disney.. you'll probably still need an iPad though <br /><br />(set your wifi to roaming)--SnapDragon D

Dry humour

Vanessa the Guesser 04/05/21 07:14:44

It was a tie between Bethany and Camilla at the World Distance Spitting Competition

Vivvy En 04/05/21 07:06:28

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