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5 out of 2 Dentists Recommend

Scrijjy Doo 18/01/23 20:11:37

Edited 20:12:15

Crunchy Chords 18/01/23 20:00:26

My dentist recommended this, just before he drilled through my lip and passed out on the floor.

James Lennox 18/01/23 20:12:15

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Just my luck, I get the whiskey that tastes like listerine.

Paul Gledhill 18/01/23 20:52:55

Crunchy Chords 18/01/23 20:03:35

"Why didn't they do this years ago?" exclaimed Shane MacGowan

Mark England 18/01/23 20:49:30

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Available in all disreputable chemists.

Vivvy En 18/01/23 20:24:59

“Father Jack would love this Dougal.” “Why’s that Ted?”

Ian Skelding 18/01/23 20:10:01

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😂😂--Karen Oakenfull

Do you want coke with that?

David Michael 18/01/23 20:05:50

I bought this for my foul mouthed friend but he seems to have got worse.

Julie Bridge 19/01/23 08:23:27

Crunchy Chords 18/01/23 20:18:09

Edited 11/02/2023 15:41:41

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"This will pair nicely with my Marlboro Bubblegum."

Hercules Rockefeller 18/01/23 20:01:25

Failing breathalysers since 1875

John Harrison 18/01/23 20:00:49

Honest officer, it's the mouthwash!

KT A 18/01/23 20:00:10

"Says it's worked 'for millions.' I need my own proof."

Greg Curtis 19/01/23 07:45:36

Gives you a kick in the mouth

Julie Bridge 19/01/23 01:13:08

Blister-spleen.

Dan Nicholls 18/01/23 20:50:39

Mental hygiene

Dave Bryan 18/01/23 20:16:54

Edited 20:37:58

Next time your boss with halitosis kicks off, give him a mouthful

Mr Dome 18/01/23 20:16:18

Stephen Bean 18/01/23 20:09:58

Scoping Mechanism

Scrijjy Doo 18/01/23 20:07:24

And that's how Dave earned a lifetime ban from AA.

Hercules Rockefeller 18/01/23 20:05:25

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"Hi, name's Dave"<br /><br />"Hello Dave"<br /><br />"I was driven to drink because people kept lecturing me and deciding on how much I should drink. They gave me no choice and that's how my mouthwash addiction started" --Glyn Evans

Good for rum disease.

Stephen Bean 18/01/23 20:01:10

“For confidence that your breath WILL get you arrested and your driving licence revoked…”

Julia Kinsey 18/01/23 20:00:25

Whisky Garglore!

Stephen Bean 18/01/23 20:00:11

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