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	Dave Allen gets knighted 07/07/13 12:58:25	6

	A new design from Bradley Twiggins and Larch Armstrong 06/07/13 10:29:25	6

	George Lucas prays for inspiration after the prototype R2D2 fails to impress. 08/02/13 10:42:42	6

	Shed of heaven. 05/11/12 10:28:10	1 6

	"NO... I said Alfredo Garcia !" 17/09/12 13:19:17	4 6

	Cara Loft - Room Trader 29/06/12 21:04:36	6

	The world's smallest mosque. 04/05/12 21:33:14	1 6

	"So does this mean I haven't passed my test?" 23/04/12 15:25:39	6

	As a devout Buddhist she was happy with what her two timing bastard of a husband and sister had come back as. 21/04/12 20:20:58	6

	"It's good night from her..." "And it's good night from them" 19/04/12 15:13:13	1 6

	Does this mean we're engaged? 11/04/12 11:16:39	6

	We were just watching the Tour De France when this cyclist went by having his colostomy bag changed. 17/03/12 18:02:14	2 6

	Broke Bark Mounting. 22/02/12 11:22:40	6

	And now the time had come, and she must face, her vinyl curtain... 19/02/12 17:03:36	6

	"When I said give one last big push...." 09/01/12 11:05:27	6

	clever Call for 'The Bleach Boys'. 22/09/24 12:06:28	6

	lol Snowy was biding his time, but Blacky had opted to disguise himself as a poorly fitting wig and was going for the smother technique. 03/09/15 9:07:01	6

	He's the designated diver. 26/08/15 19:40:03	6

	It 's no good hiding in there, we know you shot Cecil the lion..." 29/07/15 8:39:26	6

	Quick! It's coming, get a match! 22/07/15 13:06:56	6

	We're never going to get anywhere if you keep making me stop at every lampost. 20/07/15 20:22:32	6

	"Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?" 08/07/15 23:06:45	6

	"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". 07/07/15 19:04:55	2 6
"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I." --D C
	No... You wind YOUR neck in! 23/06/15 10:15:42	6

	Just when he thought there couldn't be anything worse than 'The Cone of Shame'. 17/06/15 20:20:39	6

	Fringe festival. 09/04/15 8:28:02	6

	First Great Western is providing a normal Easter ghost service. 03/04/15 11:34:20	6

	Lazy-boy 03/03/15 21:03:23	6

	(IN HUSHED DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TONES). "The male of the sepcies attempts to woo his mate with a series of wails and groans..." 10/10/24 8:25:35	5

	Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be... 27/09/24 13:40:55	5

	A bad day at the Catnip Rehab centre. 20/07/15 8:45:49	5

	"Can't you read the sign? NO TONY HAWK-ERS!" 28/06/15 11:49:21	5

	That's the last time I try internet dating! 01/04/15 9:53:08	1 5
That's great --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Just taking my pet dolphin for a swim. 26/03/15 9:23:59	5

	I can see her ripples! 20/03/15 13:58:09	1 5
Well it looks cold enough.. --Mike Dee
	If it's brocked, you better find a prunger! 17/03/15 13:59:37	5

	Guy Fawlk-ed. 17/02/15 9:03:42	5

	Nous sommes right Charlies! 31/01/15 21:29:09	5

	"One hundred and eighty!" 18/01/15 21:40:14	1 5
This is so silly I just had to give it a vote. --John Glover
	Skid Lowe. 28/12/14 12:27:38	5

	Game of Bones 21/10/14 20:45:29	5

	The Thin Who Line. 09/07/13 20:45:06	5

	The company that makes Russian Dolls goes into car production. 10/02/13 10:40:01	1 5

	Plantation, Plantation, Plantation. 09/02/13 12:04:00	5

	Brief Hen -counter 05/02/13 10:01:55	5

	Since the death of Rod Hull Emu has been searching for a new partner. 05/02/13 10:01:23	5

	"Get up, the sooner we get in to see The Wizard of Oz, the sooner I get my celibacy back, and you get a new liver!" 28/01/13 20:56:30	1 5
...and not a word about what happened between us last night ! --Spud Gunn
	He's just playing Devil's Advokat 28/01/13 10:40:09	2 5
Just 'Devil's Advokat' would work for me :) --Michael Winner
	Dad had his own way of turning on the christmas tree lights. 07/01/13 9:12:59	5

	Bishop Brennan gets his revenge! "Don't call me Len!" 14/09/12 10:49:10	5

	Another prick in the wall. 07/09/12 12:08:01	5

	He always had a wild streak. 06/07/12 11:32:44	5

	No street thread. 01/06/12 11:48:24	5

	"A burger please" "With relish" "A Buuuurrrggggeeeerrrr, pplleeaassee!!!!" 12/05/12 21:34:24	5

	Stairway to Devon. 06/05/12 11:01:39	5

	Penalty, for a nasty tackle in the box. 01/05/12 20:39:03	5

	Thug-rats. 27/04/12 11:45:37	5

	"Ah, Mr Mercury, here are the two devils Beelzebub has put aside for you". 20/04/12 12:23:18	1 5

	"It's Zaphod Beeblebrox, can he have his hair back?" 31/03/12 11:14:40	5

	You make ONE mistake at Crufts and no one lets you forget it! 27/03/12 12:49:36	5

	The easiest Where's Wally ever! 23/03/12 20:34:57	5

	And I'm telling you if we go out there we could end up in hot water and get our heads smashed in! 26/02/12 20:25:04	5

	Dastardly and Mutley would go to any lengths to catch that pigeon. 25/02/12 13:17:30	5

	"Number 2, Rover is returning two prisoners to The Village." 09/02/12 20:43:30	2 5

	Susan finally managed to squeeze into her new dress, but that night she dreamt she was a giant tube of toothpaste. 16/01/12 20:10:25	5

	Louis Spence's cat, Tiddles was signalling he was hungry through the medium of interpretive dance. 14/01/12 11:31:42	5

	Easy Jet launches it’s home shopping delivery service 10/01/12 11:18:20	5

	As she lay in the sun Mrs. Worrall Thompson couldn't help wondering where Antony had got to with that cheese. 09/01/12 20:59:01	5

	Things were going from bad to Norse. 27/12/11 12:01:32	5

	Melania would only allow Jeffrey Epstein in the photograph under one condition... 05/10/24 12:18:52	4

	Next time you change the duvet cover! 28/09/24 9:56:45	4

	"Krankie, my dear, I don't give a damn!" 21/09/24 15:09:40	4

	You should see her Lego-warmers! 17/09/24 8:02:22	4

	They always got a big hand on their entrance. 08/09/24 20:22:26	4

	Throne of games 08/08/15 21:31:17	4

	Tacc-y Races, starring Dip Darstardly 07/07/15 4:56:05	4

	Small arms fire 01/07/15 18:59:56	4

	That's the last time he calls Angela Merkel a witch! 29/06/15 9:54:05	4

	Slipped Disc. 11/03/15 22:12:30	4

	Tweety did see a puddy tat! 28/12/14 21:11:56	4

	Casting call for the John Lewis Christmas Advert. 17/11/14 9:13:23	4

	Hy-un-dri. 06/11/14 9:20:14	4

	"Of course I'll fill in your census, but first I must buy a bottle of nice chianti." 23/11/13 21:38:53	4

	Give 'em a smile and they take a Grinch. 16/10/13 14:28:18	4

	It's not true about Red Bull then... 29/08/13 11:20:10	4

	To Russia with Gove 10/07/13 12:29:03	4

	"Hello... It's Arthur... I'm caught between the moon and New York City again..." 08/07/13 13:35:36	4

	The full extent of the damage to Contstable's Hay Wain was beginning to show. 08/07/13 6:19:17	4

	Charles Saatchi prepares for his divorce hearing. 07/07/13 12:59:35	4

	Dolphins finally manage to train humans to do tricks. 14/03/13 12:50:30	4

	They are looking for a baby sita. 07/02/13 11:35:01	4

	The "Call The Midwife" Comic Relief special. 06/02/13 21:48:48	4

	lol The Masons introduce a swimming test at the initiation ceremony. 30/01/13 20:27:13	4

	The doctor told him his BP was low... what a dipstick! 24/01/13 12:37:49	4

	You can't lead a horse to Tescos 23/01/13 12:19:57	4

	Janet Street-Fighter. 16/01/13 12:56:52	4

	creative "How many roads is it now Bob? Can you call me a man yet?" 15/01/13 12:39:00	4

	"What's your nipple?" "A pint of breast." 01/10/12 11:53:22	4

	If Channel 5 made Total Wipeout. 17/09/12 21:38:26	4

	Speed 1 1/2 - the sequel 08/09/12 12:15:35	4