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11/04/24 19:09:15 |
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[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 8:57:59 |
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She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
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28/02/19 8:18:57 |
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24/04/24 11:04:56 |
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This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46 |
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Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 7:35:09 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 7:10:34 |
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Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
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19/01/24 8:47:48 |
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I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
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Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
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23/07/18 11:45:34 |
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- What's on the TV tonight kids? 23/11/23 5:47:02 |
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This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren --James Lennox
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05/06/23 7:22:18 |
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Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
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Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59 |
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09/02/19 8:08:34 |
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21/06/18 19:33:04 |
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10/05/22 11:18:59 |
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Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01 |
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I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
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Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
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Nice sofa - where's it from? 11/03/24 12:12:24 |
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09/12/23 20:14:55 |
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Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again 27/11/23 18:27:03 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 7:23:41 |
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Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
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Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
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Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
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28/06/21 19:19:00 |
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Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
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29/04/20 9:26:46 |
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- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14 |
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Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
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Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
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Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
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Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
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The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
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My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
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Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
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20/04/21 11:58:07 |
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14/03/18 12:05:46 |
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To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
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26/08/24 7:16:07 |
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23/05/24 7:05:59 |
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Your mum walks with a very weird gait 26/03/24 8:54:46 |
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05/01/24 12:27:47, edited: 05/01/24 12:27:56 |
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Two airport staff arrested for people trafficking 31/12/23 9:43:09 |
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30/11/22 8:29:47 |
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10/07/22 5:50:15 |
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It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
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Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 7:17:15 |
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15/08/20 7:22:50 |
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03/09/19 7:04:53 |
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04/04/19 11:04:55 |
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30/03/23 7:09:23 |
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11/01/22 8:37:43 |
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He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
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Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 12:58:25 |
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19/03/20 8:08:10 |
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His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
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01/02/20 9:01:50 |
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13/06/19 19:28:34 |
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Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 11:13:26 |
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27/02/19 23:09:20 |
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🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15 |
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29/07/18 11:12:09 |
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And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23 |
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I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
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02/12/16 21:34:16 |
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12/10/15 9:24:44 |
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Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
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11/11/24 8:15:54 |
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Very nicely put caption author 🤗With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is. That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I --Glyn Evans
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You know me well James 😉 --Dot Old
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Darling I think Lexi is on heat 01/05/24 7:05:44 |
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“I didn’t even know she was famous!” --James F
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I've never seen a boulder statement 02/10/23 7:08:48 |
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I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 7:18:57 |
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Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 19:38:26 |
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11/01/20 9:29:34 |
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He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
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The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 9:38:47 |
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26/02/19 20:52:07 |
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12/01/19 8:08:58 |
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Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54 |
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14/05/18 8:17:02 |
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The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
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Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
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He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
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02/09/24 8:29:09 |
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- What does that writing say? 21/04/24 16:23:07 |
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One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate. --Molly R
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Will someone please explain to me why everyone takes photos of their meals 23/12/23 22:45:52 |
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29/11/23 9:04:15 |
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As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 7:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 8:51:51 |
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The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 11:35:44 |
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15/04/23 7:48:37 |
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Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
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16/01/23 8:52:32 |
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Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
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Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
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30/09/22 22:11:21 |
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28/11/21 8:39:20 |
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17/10/21 19:12:42 |
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The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 7:03:12 |
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No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
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30/04/20 19:08:05 |
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She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 7:10:44 |
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Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
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06/01/20 20:18:52 |
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Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
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I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32 |
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Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
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What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
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Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
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suggested edits
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"He does look a bit edgy."
12:57am
comment on caption:
That moment you realise everyone on the Zoom call can see you masturbating [Mr Dome]
There can't be anyone in the Universe who hasn't heard this joke.
Another Anon
7:58am
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I want to have sex in Uranus [Mr Dome]
I googled "inuranus" but didn't find anything. I did see an article on Space.com titled "How Big Is Uranus" (*not judging here*). I found a few interesting facts. Uranus is sometimes called a gas giant (but it it more icy than gassy). Uranus has a diameter of 15,792 miles (25,362 kilometers) (*that's a mean radius*). The article stated that "If Earth were a large apple, Uranus would be the size of a basketball,". The article went on to say "Although not as famous as Saturn, Uranus does display a set of rings around its middle. The rings around Uranus are made up of tiny dark particles smaller than a meter. Only two of the 13 rings are larger than six miles across." and "Uranus' outermost ring shines a bright blue." Talking also about Saturn, "The blue rings of both worlds are associated with moons". And it said a few other things that may or may not be consequential.
Another (occasional) anon
1:20am
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I want to have sex in Uranus [Mr Dome]
Its better to have cubes of ice than pubes of lice
12:51pm
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No I didn't want ice pubes in my drink [Mr Dome]
You'll get a hole in your bucket, Dear Liza.
7:29pm
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Fuck me a flying bucket [Mr Dome]
HOW DARE YOU? YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE 2 HAPPY SPIDERS UNDER THE TREE.
8:42am
comment on caption:
Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption. [Mr Dome]
There's a dog licking her arsehole but it's out of shot.
8:49am
comment on caption:
Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption. [Mr Dome]
I don't vote for anon comments but that is really funny. Obviously because the punctuation is correct it makes it funny
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Linda wanted to enjoy her holiday and ice cream, and the trees and the bushes, as well as the fence and the people in the background, and her flowery hat and the mountains, blue sky and clouds and the shadows they cast, her bobbed, blonde (likely dyed) hair, her v neck t-shirt with some yellow detail, her freckled chest, her wrinkly hands and ring, her mac and rocky path as well as the dry soil and sunshine, but she couldn't as there was no Mona Lisa to caption. [Mr Dome]
I had this early on as "Evel Kninevel", but decided not to post it for some foolish reason. I'll vote for yours though.
9:58pm
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Evel Kaninievel [Mr Dome]
Never ask for a doggie bag at a Korean restaurant.
9:43pm
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Doggie bag [Mr Dome]