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	A blast from the passed 11/04/24 19:09:15	25

	creative x2 [] I am not a robot Click all squares containing a horse 26/10/23 8:57:59	25

	She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33	24

	lol Read my lips... 28/02/19 8:18:57	24

	lol Pitchin Vader 24/04/24 11:04:56	23

	lol This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46	23

	lol Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 7:35:09	1 23
Lol --Glyn Evans
	lol Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 7:10:34	1 23
Took me a while, but I finally got there. --John Glover
	clever From cradle to grave 19/01/24 8:47:48	22

	lol clever I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50	1 22
Cleaver caption. --Willie Johnson
	The Grateful Dead 23/07/18 11:45:34	22

	- What's on the TV tonight kids? - Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad 23/11/23 5:47:02	7 21
This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren --James Lennox

05/06/23 7:22:18		22 21
Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer --Mr Dome
	lol Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59	21

	creative clever x2 Leading him a stray 09/02/19 8:08:34	21

	Eaves-droppings 21/06/18 19:33:04	21

	🎵 He's got a cricket to ride 10/05/22 11:18:59	20

	Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01	1 20
I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron. --Barrie Bullock
	Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07	20

	lol Nice sofa - where's it from? The Co-op 11/03/24 12:12:24	19

	lol Bangers and smashed 09/12/23 20:14:55	19

	lol Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again 27/11/23 18:27:03	3 19
Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
	Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 7:23:41	1 19
Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine. --James Lennox
	lol creative Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38	2 19
Actually laughed out loud. Well done. --Al Overy
	Rob in Hood 28/06/21 19:19:00	1 19
Hood have believed it? --Willie Johnson
	Lean Cuisine 29/04/20 9:26:46	19

	- are you a wookie? - no I am an experienced wobot 19/12/19 8:44:08	3 19
Brilliant! --Lynne A
	I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14	19

	Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15	4 19
Clifford? --Karyn Harrison
	lol clever Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13	11 19
Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption. --Pete
	The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12	18

	creative My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54	2 18
Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better! --Molly R
	To Kill a Mocking Bird 20/04/21 11:58:07	18

	clever Napoleon Bonerparty 14/03/18 12:05:46	1 18
To the author: Nice splice! --Greg Curtis
	This airbag is a bit useless 26/08/24 7:16:07	17

	lol Tommy Hellfigure 23/05/24 7:05:59	17

	Your mum walks with a very weird gait 26/03/24 8:54:46	17

	Stopped in his tracks 05/01/24 12:27:47, edited: 05/01/24 12:27:56	17

	clever Two airport staff arrested for people trafficking 31/12/23 9:43:09	17

	clever Mad cow diocese 30/11/22 8:29:47	17

	clever Following the death of the restaurant manager, police arrested the graphics designer on suspicion of murder but could not find a motif 10/07/22 5:50:15	17

	It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15	17

	creative x2 Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 7:17:15	17

	The organ grinder 15/08/20 7:22:50	17

	clever My very first memory.... 03/09/19 7:04:53	17

	Greying mantits 04/04/19 11:04:55	17

	The look of the Irish 30/03/23 7:09:23	16

	He must be a keeper 11/01/22 8:37:43	1 16
He knows how to keeper happy. --Willie Johnson
	Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 12:58:25	16

	G-string quartet 19/03/20 8:08:10	2 16
His penny whistle? --Mr Dome
	lol Short people are so funny 01/02/20 9:01:50	16

	I see Santa's back 13/06/19 19:28:34	1 16

	lol Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 11:13:26	16

	The local watering hole 27/02/19 23:09:20	16

	clever 🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15	16

	clever Croc Monsieur 29/07/18 11:12:09	16

	And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23	16

	I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38	16

	Hare today, gone tomorrow 02/12/16 21:34:16	16

	creative Marcus was rebuilding his life in his Indonesian paradise, strolling along the beach where years before the tsunami had ravaged the landscape and with it his family. He knew that disaster would never be repeated and he felt a comfort that he was now able to move on. He threw the ball up for his sole surviving companion and looked up. It was then that he saw the nuclear bomb strike on the horizon.... 12/10/15 9:24:44	1 16
Almost had me in tears... --Tony Busby
	This is my current girlfriend 11/11/24 8:15:54	4 15
Very nicely put caption author 🤗With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is. That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I --Glyn Evans
	* YOU'VE 11/06/24 7:08:03, edited: 11/06/24 7:12:08, suggested edits	3 15
You know me well James 😉 --Dot Old
	Darling I think Lexi is on heat 01/05/24 7:05:44	1 15
“I didn’t even know she was famous!” --James F
	I've never seen a boulder statement 02/10/23 7:08:48	15

	lol I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 7:18:57	15

	clever Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 19:38:26	15

	creative Jason and the Argoknits 11/01/20 9:29:34	15

	He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51	15

	clever The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 9:38:47	15

	Blade Runner 26/02/19 20:52:07	15

	creative The hunch back of nostril dam 12/01/19 8:08:58	15

	lol Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54	2 15

	lol x3 Birmingham dentist 14/05/18 8:17:02	1 15
The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..." --Glad You Remember
	Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28	15

	He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05	15

	lol I'm taking this one back as it's showing its age, wobbles a lot and swears like a trooper. Mothers, eh? 02/09/24 8:29:09	14

	- What does that writing say? - Fuck nose 21/04/24 16:23:07	2 14
One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate. --Molly R
	Will someone please explain to me why everyone takes photos of their meals 23/12/23 22:45:52	14

	lol Heads will roll 29/11/23 9:04:15	14

	As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 7:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 8:51:51	1 14

	creative The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 11:35:44	14

	Tom & Ferry 15/04/23 7:48:37	14

	Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30	14

	It's classed as game meat 16/01/23 8:52:32	14

	Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25	14

	Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14	14

	Please take your litter home 30/09/22 22:11:21	14

	Spring is in the air 28/11/21 8:39:20	14

	I don't get it 17/10/21 19:12:42	14

	creative The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 7:03:12	14

	No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05	14

	Extreme social distancing 30/04/20 19:08:05	14

	She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 7:10:44	14

	Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15	14

	Bet Grinch 06/01/20 20:18:52	14

	Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33	14

	I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32	14

	Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33	14

	What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37	14

	Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26	14

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Hm? You mentioned maybe dropping..."the"? Your call on that, of course. I was thinking you could delete a different word: the word "Dad." They say to "stop talking after the funny part." Otherwise, you'll be "stepping on your punchline." If you delete "Dad", I don't think you lose anything essential (BECAUSE...your carefully-crafted first sentence clarifies - in context - that it's a parent speaking). Thanks for the "invitation to collaborate" on this. I hope you know what I mean, caption writer.

[anon]

25/11/23
3:15pm

comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]

I see what you say however I intentionally used dad as it's a dad joke and the kids are being sarcastic back to their dad (who would be much more likely to tell this crap dad joke). I'm just being explicit in letting the reader know it's the dad asking

(caption author)

25/11/23
5:51pm

comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]

Thanks: I LOVE this story...and your caption!

[anon]

25/11/23
7:27pm

comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]

This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awareness, that changes things. Good one, Cap Auth.

James Lennox

25/11/23
7:35pm

comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]

I originally had the 'dad' in upper case but thought it was too much to be stressed. Like the kids would say 'two shit ornaments and a clock' pause and then stress 'DAD'. Anyway, thanks for the kind comments and I hope you're all having a fun weekend

(caption author)

25/11/23
9:53pm

comment on caption:
- What's on the TV tonight kids?
- Two shit ornaments and a clock, dad [Mr Dome]

Nah, I prefer a continental.

Karyn Harrison

26/11/23
8:47pm

comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]

A Danish?

(caption author)

26/11/23
9:10pm

comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]

Yummy!

Karyn Harrison

26/11/23
9:26pm

comment on caption:
Karyn is he your Bacon and ex? [Mr Dome]

This caption is hilarious, and one of the funniest I've read in a long time. Unfortunately I think it might have been a bit missed by lots of people as it was a late caption.