| This Week | Last Week | All Time | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quota | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | Added | Score | Rank | |
| Captions | 27 | 23 | 40 | #7 | 25 | 15 | #21 | 13418 | 16801 | #17 |
| Comments | 11 | 3 | 1 | 1434 | 1911 | #2 | ||||
| Photos | ||||||||||
| Forum Posts | 9 | |||||||||
| Suggested Edits | 2 | 8 | 15 | #7 | ||||||
| This Week | Last Week | All Time | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | Voted | Rank | |
| Captions | 30 | #9 | 28 | #16 | 11301 | #21 |
| Comments | 1 | #3 | 1267 | #6 | ||
| Photos | 6 | #120 | ||||
| Forum Posts | ||||||
| Suggested Edits | 7 | #9 | ||||
captions
 |
11/04/24 19:09:15 |
|
 |
[] I am not a robot 26/10/23 8:57:59 |
|
 |
She's gonna put the thermometer where??! 09/02/24 12:21:33 |
|
 |
28/02/19 8:18:57 |
|
 |
24/04/24 11:04:56 |
|
 |
This new leaf blower's a bit powerful, Dave 28/11/23 12:07:46 |
|
 |
Come on Mavis, only 8976 left to clean. Remember we need to do 10000 steps a day 06/09/23 7:35:09 |
|
|
Lol
|
||
 |
Alecia was annoyed with the person who had stolen her brim 27/07/23 7:10:34 |
|
|
Took me a while, but I finally got there.
|
||
 |
19/01/24 8:47:48 |
|
 |
I believe I'm seeing the head of the monastery later, I think he's called Abbot Wah 30/11/22 8:27:50 |
|
|
Cleaver caption.
|
||
 |
23/07/18 11:45:34 |
|
 |
- What's on the TV tonight kids? 23/11/23 5:47:02 |
|
|
This is funny. Originally, I thought the same as Anon, that the "dad" was redundant. I also didn't vote for the caption as it was a joke I'd heard a few times before. But now I know the reason for the inclusion of "dad", and the caption's self awaren
|
||
 |
||
|
05/06/23 7:22:18 |
||
|
Hello All. Thanks for all the very funny comments 😁. I actually was on here about 6am this morning voting and never noticed I'd won. I only realised when I an email that I'd been sent some money from Chris which is very kind thank you. I would prefer
|
||
 |
Hello madam. Allow me to push your stool in 04/04/20 8:41:59 |
|
 |
09/02/19 8:08:34 |
|
 |
21/06/18 19:33:04 |
|
 |
10/05/22 11:18:59 |
|
 |
Yes honey I still have the twins 14/05/20 11:20:01 |
|
|
I hsdn't realised that it was a photograph of David Cameron.
|
||
 |
Forgive me father for I have strimmed 09/03/19 8:04:07 |
|
 |
Nice sofa - where's it from? 11/03/24 12:12:24 |
|
 |
09/12/23 20:14:55 |
|
 |
Malcolm. MALCOLM! The sodding caravan's blown off again 27/11/23 18:27:03 |
|
|
Pmsl
|
||
 |
Surely you get beef from a calf? 26/03/23 7:23:41 |
|
|
Actually, you get veal from a calf not be-AAAAAAAAGH! Damn, I forgot about that electro-therapy machine.
|
||
 |
Be with you in a minute I'm just pulling the wings off this fly 13/03/22 12:24:38 |
|
|
Actually laughed out loud. Well done.
|
||
 |
28/06/21 19:19:00 |
|
|
Hood have believed it?
|
||
 |
29/04/20 9:26:46 |
|
 |
- are you a wookie? 19/12/19 8:44:08 |
|
|
Brilliant!
|
||
 |
I said leave him at the coroner 11/10/19 7:21:14 |
|
 |
Belinda went everywhere with her giant dog 14/12/18 8:01:15 |
|
|
Clifford?
|
||
 |
Juan Carlos failed to draw any visitors for the world's largest horse 06/06/17 9:53:13 |
|
|
Congratulations, Mr. Dome. Funny caption.
|
||
 |
The only downside is the small prick 20/12/22 9:44:12 |
|
 |
My wife always runs around like this 12/11/22 9:03:54 |
|
|
Just as I was checking for "headless chicken" before posting, I spotted this - so much better!
|
||
 |
20/04/21 11:58:07 |
|
 |
14/03/18 12:05:46 |
|
|
To the author: Nice splice!
|
||
 |
26/08/24 7:16:07 |
|
 |
23/05/24 7:05:59 |
|
 |
Your mum walks with a very weird gait 26/03/24 8:54:46 |
|
 |
05/01/24 12:27:47, edited: 05/01/24 12:27:56 |
|
 |
Two airport staff arrested for people trafficking 31/12/23 9:43:09 |
|
|
|
30/11/22 8:29:47 |
|
 |
10/07/22 5:50:15 |
|
 |
It seems that all Prices are inflated 25/12/21 8:08:15 |
|
 |
Bill and Ted and Dave and Steve and Tim and Mick and Trevor and Scott and John's Excellent Adventure 11/06/21 7:17:15 |
|
 |
15/08/20 7:22:50 |
|
 |
03/09/19 7:04:53 |
|
 |
04/04/19 11:04:55 |
|
 |
30/03/23 7:09:23 |
|
 |
11/01/22 8:37:43 |
|
|
He knows how to keeper happy.
|
||
 |
Ironically it turns out my hamster has a nut allergy 20/09/21 12:58:25 |
|
 |
19/03/20 8:08:10 |
|
|
His penny whistle?
|
||
 |
01/02/20 9:01:50 |
|
 |
13/06/19 19:28:34 |
|
 |
Ooh I can see all her privet parts 22/05/19 11:13:26 |
|
 |
27/02/19 23:09:20 |
|
 |
🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips 16/08/18 23:27:15 |
|
 |
29/07/18 11:12:09 |
|
 |
And now it's also a woman's best friend 17/07/18 20:30:23 |
|
 |
I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave 13/01/18 8:30:38 |
|
 |
02/12/16 21:34:16 |
|
 |
12/10/15 9:24:44 |
|
|
Almost had me in tears...
|
||
 |
11/11/24 8:15:54 |
|
|
Very nicely put caption author 🤗With the previous comments about gender dynamics or not, nobody seems to have noticed how fat the bulb muncher actually is. That is not a wall they are submerged in, it is their own body...but I
|
||
 |
11/06/24 7:08:03, edited: 11/06/24 7:12:08, |
|
|
You know me well James 😉
|
||
 |
Darling I think Lexi is on heat 01/05/24 7:05:44 |
|
|
“I didn’t even know she was famous!”
|
||
 |
I've never seen a boulder statement 02/10/23 7:08:48 |
|
 |
I bet it's not the first purple head she's pulled off 01/10/21 7:18:57 |
|
 |
Of the four bank robbers only half made a clean getaway 04/07/20 19:38:26 |
|
 |
11/01/20 9:29:34 |
|
 |
He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51 |
|
 |
The blind leading the colourblind 10/04/19 9:38:47 |
|
 |
26/02/19 20:52:07 |
|
 |
12/01/19 8:08:58 |
|
 |
Unfortunately his wife can't have it all. Dave has no penis but he's a great listener 20/05/18 11:40:54 |
|
 |
14/05/18 8:17:02 |
|
|
The Barron Knights once sang, to the tune of Rivers of Babylon: "There's a dentist in Birmingham, he fixed my crown..."
|
||
 |
Mexico's response to the Great Wall of Trump 07/02/18 17:42:28 |
|
 |
He's taking his cycling profishency test 06/01/18 8:26:05 |
|
 |
02/09/24 8:29:09 |
|
 |
- What does that writing say? 21/04/24 16:23:07 |
|
|
One of the rare occasions when the use of that word is really appropriate.
|
||
 |
Will someone please explain to me why everyone takes photos of their meals 23/12/23 22:45:52 |
|
 |
29/11/23 9:04:15 |
|
 |
As I approached, he wound down the window, stuck out his hand and gave me the VW sign 05/08/23 7:11:03, edited: 05/08/23 8:51:51 |
|
 |
The start of Dave's family tree 19/04/23 11:35:44 |
|
 |
15/04/23 7:48:37 |
|
 |
Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your volt? 10/03/23 12:12:30 |
|
 |
16/01/23 8:52:32 |
|
 |
Zing-Li didn't see the glass partition 01/12/22 20:15:25 |
|
 |
Never do your make-up on a road with speed bumps 22/11/22 12:03:48, edited: 22/11/22 12:04:14 |
|
 |
30/09/22 22:11:21 |
|
 |
28/11/21 8:39:20 |
|
 |
17/10/21 19:12:42 |
|
 |
The Angel of the North Americas 09/06/21 7:03:12 |
|
 |
No honey I definitely ordered a leotard 26/03/21 22:20:05 |
|
 |
30/04/20 19:08:05 |
|
 |
She later moved on to Nelson's column 21/04/20 7:10:44 |
|
 |
Freeze spider!! You are under a wrist 20/02/20 20:47:15 |
|
 |
06/01/20 20:18:52 |
|
 |
Russia claims drugs have never been taken by their swimming team 11/12/19 20:50:33 |
|
 |
I hate this frigging solid gold tie 16/10/19 11:24:32 |
|
 |
Not sure 3 legged football will catch on 11/03/19 8:56:33 |
|
 |
What are those Things on her head? 11/03/19 6:28:37 |
|
 |
Looks like someone's kicked the bouquet 09/03/19 12:17:26 |
|
suggested edits
email us
Excellent composition evaluation.
2:06pm
comment on caption:
I like the juxtaposed subjects and the straight lines of the buildings converging to a point in the distance. I also like the contrast of bold colours and size - light and small buildings to one side and the diammetrically opposed large and dark buildings on the opposite side of the street. What's that? A caption for it? No fucking idea mate [Mr Dome]
They were bought for a 'snip'
3:07pm
comment on caption:
Perhaps just a design coincidence but all the candles look like circumcised cocks [Mr Dome]
Couple of rubs and you have Minarets..
1:45am
comment on caption:
Perhaps just a design coincidence but all the candles look like circumcised cocks [Mr Dome]
Weally good
11:27pm
comment on caption:
White wing extwemists [Mr Dome]
It's the thrill of the chaise
11:51am
comment on caption:
Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move [Mr Dome]
Finally a good caption for this pic lol
12:20pm
comment on caption:
Nigel decided the dancefloor is where he'd make his next move [Mr Dome]
Can't believe I didn't see your caption before posting mine. Very sorry. Love Dunder Head.
7:49am
comment on caption:
'i just came to tell i've been screwing your brother since our wedding day. He has a much bigger cock than you and satisfies me all night. I'll be leaving and taking everything with me, soldier boy' [Mr Dome]
You have a wickedly devious mind KO. I hope your hubby isn't a soldier :)
8:16am
comment on caption:
'i just came to tell i've been screwing your brother since our wedding day. He has a much bigger cock than you and satisfies me all night. I'll be leaving and taking everything with me, soldier boy' [Mr Dome]
That will be me.....
10:25pm
comment on caption:
What this man did with this branch will amaze you!
www.whothefuckclicksonshitlikethis.com
[Mr Dome]
I laughed so I had to vote
4:21am
comment on caption:
I'm coming!! said Gulliver's cock ring assistant [Mr Dome]