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10/08/14 8:19:28 |
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died laughing --sandeep chahal
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It's obviously not ground coffee 05/02/16 16:31:02 |
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The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP. --Chris Beach
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20/02/13 8:00:12 |
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It just requires a garage to keep the Rolls 30/07/19 9:45:36 |
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The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban. 08/06/12 10:45:06 |
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15/08/14 21:34:23 |
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24/01/16 20:01:50 |
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He was kicked out of the Angels for being a bit Wimpy 28/07/16 19:14:54 |
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26/07/16 19:58:13 |
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06/08/14 11:09:38 |
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It does look like an on-line purhase. --Chris Moorhead
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22/06/14 19:08:35 |
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Dwayne In Spain Crawls Mainly In The Drain 12/08/15 21:14:26 |
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Barry and the lads all agreed..it was so much easier than flying South 18/08/14 19:51:47 |
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31/01/13 20:00:47 |
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30/08/12 7:02:46 |
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24/06/12 10:02:39 |
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Mckendrix patiently waited for the man to finish washing his car 08/08/14 11:00:10 |
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16/06/14 12:21:41 |
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09/05/14 11:00:41 |
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As a child, Tarzan was a bloody show-off on 'Bring Your Pets To School' day. 20/02/13 13:41:56 |
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03/02/13 8:00:10 |
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Maybe it should have been a crayfish or even a gayfish --David Devine
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20/11/12 21:27:45 |
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Taking advantage of her glasses the family of head lice decided to grow their own Tomatoes 18/06/18 20:44:53 |
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lol! --Welsh Rarebit
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Three pints and you're Legolas 13/06/17 7:00:12 |
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My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
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22/09/15 19:00:19 |
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Captain Karinski was getting a little irritated at the final requests during Firing Squads 13/09/15 19:00:42 |
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Hi there..glad you enjoyed it, and yes, it's a great place to learn how to word captions to get the most out of them. I've been on here for several years and am still learning..as are most of us. For me I try never to go for the obvious and alwa... --Ron Allan
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09/12/15 12:43:51 |
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Salt of the earth. --John Glover
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13/07/14 19:00:11 |
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28/06/14 19:13:51 |
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🎵 We're off to eat the wizard......🎵 28/06/14 19:00:41 |
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Since the costume was stolen their New Year Dragon Dance was far less effective 24/02/13 12:39:49 |
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Rung thief targets local window cleaners. 05/03/12 11:02:57 |
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This is superb, and deserved more votes --Chris Beach
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Exclusive 05/08/14 10:56:22 |
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11/05/14 21:08:37 |
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I don't know what you have been smoking, but got any left? --John Glover
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Frank decided to defy the cancer at least until his lips fell off 14/10/13 11:51:48 |
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02/10/13 19:00:13 |
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More commonly known as the Council Office 20/09/13 11:00:16 |
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28/02/13 20:00:42 |
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03/12/12 20:00:17 |
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Barbara was the very first recorded death from Athletes Foot 22/10/12 11:00:31 |
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12/05/12 19:00:58 |
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Hank..just before his new kidney rejected him. 25/04/12 10:16:16 |
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"I'm assuming you left Beavis at home, love?" 13/08/15 19:11:57 |
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17/11/14 12:16:56 |
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14/04/21 20:28:31 |
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17/12/16 12:13:38 |
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lol --Welsh Rarebit
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08/12/15 12:48:11 |
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07/12/15 1:18:52 |
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Evidence that Cannibals should double-chew their food 14/10/15 19:17:38 |
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There was nothing that Gulliver liked better than going down to the coast and skimming Lilliputians 21/09/15 9:34:44 |
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21/08/15 11:17:25 |
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19/07/15 19:00:41 |
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12/08/14 11:04:15 |
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04/08/14 11:02:07 |
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02/08/14 10:13:52 |
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She should have got one of those 'Tan Packs' --Zac Kramer
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27/07/14 11:00:12 |
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Cynthia loved the feel of the wind blowing through her hair 10/07/14 11:06:07 |
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Two kids for sale...Motherbored 27/06/14 19:42:39 |
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23/06/14 11:29:32 |
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18/06/14 11:01:16 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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16/09/13 11:04:58 |
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22/08/13 19:14:24 |
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The artists formally known as 'Prints' 03/04/13 19:02:15 |
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In general, tourists weren't so impressed with Hadrian's Fence 26/11/12 20:08:38 |
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20/08/12 9:27:30 |
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Luckily his wifes bath towel was hanging on the door 21/04/20 19:10:18 |
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15/12/16 20:09:32 |
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Unfortunately, Evel Knievel's very last jump had been set up way too close to the Araldite factory 22/04/16 20:22:51 |
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14/10/15 19:06:23 |
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After two days of the Dressage event his arse was a little chapped 14/10/15 19:01:27 |
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"I take it from the toothy grin that you've got another mouse up your arse?" 20/08/14 20:24:29 |
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10/08/14 19:00:09 |
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Sooty and Sweep finally got their X-Ray results back 09/08/14 11:01:08 |
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Jenny and Sandra were both on their monthly Renaissance Period 05/07/14 9:41:33 |
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14/09/13 19:08:27 |
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13/08/13 19:00:12 |
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"I love the smell of gay palm in the morning." --Mr Blonde
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18/01/13 22:39:00 |
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25/11/12 12:10:49 |
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After Magumbi adopted the baby Lion he spent most of his time adapting the Cat Flap 09/06/12 10:01:42 |
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Three dead as 'Dancing On Ice' is hit by power failure. 24/02/12 11:02:10 |
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23/05/11 12:26:17 |
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Introducing the new Dyson 'Hawking'...ideal for those hard to get to places 20/06/14 19:00:11 |
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His first car was a nice little mover but didn't do many miles to the galleon 17/06/14 11:17:55 |
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08/06/14 9:05:58 |
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"OK, who the hell screwed with the speed control on the Escalator?" 07/06/14 16:29:29 |
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09/05/14 11:24:30 |
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07/05/14 19:15:44 |
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07/05/14 11:44:51 |
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No Elephants Blowing Water Up Exhaust Pipes 07/05/14 11:15:28 |
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Garage Sale at the Schumacher residence 18/04/14 20:48:20 |
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28/08/13 19:00:12 |
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes puts his Antarctica failure down to inadequate training facilities 17/03/13 11:33:33 |
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Good caption. I'd recommend a very small tweak, change insufficient to inadequate. :D --Mr Blonde
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13/12/12 12:32:34 |
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Memo to oneself...keep the washing tablets in a separate cupboard from the loo-blues. 28/09/12 11:09:56 |
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28/08/12 20:42:34 |
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12/06/12 10:38:34 |
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06/06/12 11:05:28 |
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24/05/12 10:17:09 |
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All the drinks were free of charge. 13/05/11 10:00:22 |
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In the cold winter months George the flasher preferred to describe himself to his victims. 04/02/11 12:02:41 |
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Needs a few more chapters
4:25pm
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
It's been nominated for the Cooker Prize.
Another Anon
4:34pm
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
Hope it wins that prize. It's certainly the War & Peace of captions.
4:39pm
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
Don't you mean War & Peas?
Another Another Anon
8:27pm
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
Warren who?
8:27pm
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
I haven't read it, gonna wait till it comes out on dvd
9:40am
comment on caption:
After the disturbing nightmare Beryl had had about her husband, she was already on the very edge of hysteria as she entered the forbiddingly, steamy kitchen.
Straight away her eyes noted the excessive red staining on the linen tablecloth, discarded kitchen cleaver and even on the wooden flooring beneath the table. To her right she also saw three smeared handprints and a serrated knife on the worktop.
With great caution she approached the two large saucepans bubbling on the Aga cooker. The smell they emitted was foul and pungent to her senses and she could feel the bile beginning to rise in her throat. With deepening fear she outstretched an arm and shakily grasped the saucepan lid and with trembling hand she slowly lifted. She felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise as her morbid fears were instantly confirmed.
Although knowing full well she was allergic, Neville had cooked fricking beetroot again. [Ron Allan]
Could you get rid of the apostrophe?
12:04pm
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Paralympians resume, their. train'ing after lockdown? [Ron Allan]
Once you start Karyn it's a never ending task...
1:10pm
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Paralympians resume, their. train'ing after lockdown? [Ron Allan]
Haha. If I didn't think it was a decent caption I wouldn't have mentioned it, but punctuation matters to me, and I think even a small error can reduce a caption's chances of receiving the votes it deserves. More recently I've tried to ignore grammatical errors/typos and rarely point them out for fear of causing offence. We all have our own ideas as to what makes a caption vote-worthy. Not everyone will agree with me but this is one of mine.
2:28pm
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Paralympians resume, their. train'ing after lockdown? [Ron Allan]
Never ending, perhaps, but Grammar Police is a noble calling, ever vigilant, standing tall, scouring the web to keep it safe from the ever present danger of language decay. Under the dome of their protection we entrust our future, think of the children!
* Just found my comment post on "Perhaps voting habits have changed.. " I had "of" changed instead of "have" .. yet Karyn up-voted it without spotting the egregious grammatical error. Ever vigilant, Karyn, EVER Vigilant.
3:45pm
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Paralympians resume, their. train'ing after lockdown? [Ron Allan]