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	Soaper heroes 25/09/15 7:00:12	6

	After all that Joe's cat had found his own way down. 14/09/15 7:09:22	6

	Wash and Gecko 01/09/15 19:14:32	6

	"Now take a right hand onto the hard shoulder." 12/08/15 14:21:33	6

	Billy was waiting for the boarder collie. 08/07/15 7:07:46	6

	"Tell me that's not Miss Trunchball." 07/07/15 7:12:38	6

	Jimmy Chews 22/06/15 19:03:20	6

	"I don't want my hatch back." 19/06/15 7:12:00	2 6
Does he want it back? I don't want ... would be better. --Neil Mackenzie
	"I'm going to Swing for you." 17/06/15 15:20:08	6

	"I pass this every day." 15/06/15 7:18:43	6

	"You idiot, I said, 'Get him spayed'" 08/06/15 7:00:45	6

	🎵 The first time ever azure your face 🎵 01/06/15 7:05:53	6

	There's no smoke without flier. 23/05/15 7:00:08	6

	Thai oomph 29/04/15 19:00:10	6

	I wonder if I'm anywhere near the Academy Awards Ceremony venue yet, thought Jeff Goldblum. 25/04/15 11:26:49	6

	Ground spices 16/04/15 20:52:01	6

	"Two pils a day the Vet told us." 08/04/15 7:07:39	6

	🎵 For he's a jolly good Pharaoh 🎵 29/03/15 8:14:05	6

	"I think Tony has aged better than Cherie." 16/03/15 15:49:41	6

	"I think someone thought the urinal needed brightening up." 01/03/15 9:37:03	1 6
Must be a piss artist --Boycie
	Skeleton staff used on Bank holidays. 09/02/15 8:15:16	6

	"Darling, you know that IKEA flat pack you bought?" "Yeah." "Wasn't it supposed to be just one shed?" 02/02/15 8:10:52	6

	"I can be a clown fish too." 27/01/15 8:07:14	6

	Clawriental 18/01/15 8:21:27	6

	"Hannah, those sort of creatures are vermin ... and so are those pigeons." 17/01/15 9:36:16	6

	"I'm going to this spot for a change." 16/01/15 20:07:46	1 6
But you never do that! --Leroy Brown
	Toothposte 31/12/14 9:04:44	6

	A walk down the high street. 20/11/14 8:00:08	6

	"A successful take off." "But it hasn't moved yet." "I'm not talking about the rocket." 13/11/14 8:07:19	6

	PaparUzi 08/11/14 20:08:31	6

	"Can we go home now Jeremy? I've had enough of Buenos Aires." 06/11/14 8:21:17	2 6
When they said 'Kill Clarkson' I offered to change the number plate. They said "What number plate???" --Tosser Wivlov
	At the IVF Clinic Joanne wanted to wear something to go with her eggs. 05/11/14 8:00:09	6

	Buy one get Juan free 20/10/14 19:26:04	6

	“It’s OK, it’s just a bit of turbotlance.” 02/11/24 21:14:55	5

	Sapporters 17/10/24 19:04:18	5

	“He normally has a capon.” 16/10/24 11:28:36	5

	“Hiss behind you.” 03/09/24 19:09:40	5

	Pot head 07/07/24 7:05:53	5

	Handroid 05/07/24 19:11:12	5

	Not a good idea setting up a temporary Classroom on an ice rink. 26/06/24 11:26:42	5

	Roadents 15/06/24 19:37:39	5

	“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” 11/06/24 19:16:57, edited: 11/06/24 19:36:30	2 5

	Alien DeGeneres 23/05/24 7:09:45	5

	Cheesy Rider 22/05/24 11:33:08, edited: 22/05/24 11:54:06, suggested edits	5

	clever This is going to lead to littergation. 09/04/24 11:31:22, edited: 09/04/24 12:26:10	5

	“Andrew, you’ve only got to say his name.” 18/03/24 8:02:40	5

	Strange finomenon 16/03/24 8:10:46	5

	“Don’t you hate it when someone turns up to an event wearing the same outfit as you,” said Sam Smith. 08/03/24 12:35:02	5

	Catcus 06/03/24 8:02:15	5

	Bicentanal man 29/02/24 20:03:31	5

	Where many people varnish. 22/02/24 12:49:32	5

	“Is that a match?” “Not really, they’re body parts from lots of different people.” 21/02/24 20:50:34	5

	Bogey Bear 21/02/24 8:14:10	5

	“Not me you idiot, the bird, Tern.” 18/02/24 12:08:25	5

	“Who were ya?” “Who were ya?” 14/02/24 12:38:02	5

	“I’m having his sweater.” “No, I am.” 06/02/24 12:17:21	5

	Unlucky dip 06/02/24 8:05:24	5

	“Are you going to be long?” “To about the end of February.” 26/01/24 8:07:52	5

	“Good, now breathe out.” 20/01/24 8:11:32	5

	Spring baby 19/01/24 8:06:51	5

	Eddie Lizard 14/01/24 20:16:13	5

	A Chester field chair. 13/01/24 8:09:55	5

	“That’s odd.” “That’s right, 15.” 10/01/24 12:46:13, edited: 10/01/24 12:48:37	5

	“I prefer Batchelors.” 30/12/23 9:56:24	5

	Plonkers 21/12/23 12:11:47	5

	“£18.99?, that’s daylight robbery.” 04/11/23 8:09:12	5

	“I hope this is a knitted one.” 25/10/23 11:29:09	5

	“Time to go.” 12/10/23 11:26:20	5

	Biggs Mac 01/10/23 7:14:36, suggested edits	5

	It took ages to get back to normal after modelling for Pablo Picasso. 18/09/23 20:24:09	5

	Felix was easy to train. 02/09/23 7:05:15	5

	“We were all your age when the last move was made.” 06/08/23 19:43:02, edited: 06/08/23 19:43:29	5

	Soarsage Dog 14/07/23 19:03:06	5

	Cat nav 05/07/23 11:03:45	1 5

	The Ark side of the Moon 01/07/23 20:01:25	5

	“How does your post get delivered?” “The dogs make the postman jump.” 25/06/23 19:08:01	5

	Sell phones 17/06/23 7:25:22	5

	“It’s carface.” 16/06/23 7:37:54	5

	Pack Daniels 17/05/23 19:07:28	5

	“Copper load of that.” 17/05/23 11:04:32	5

	Bob didn’t want to draw attention to himself. 09/05/23 7:21:54	5

	“Stop posing and get your arses over here.” 30/04/23 12:04:29	5

	“I asked for a larger pool but the r was missed out on the order form.” 27/04/23 19:00:19, edited: 27/04/23 19:03:37	5

	Pectarine 23/04/23 13:07:08	5

	“I asked for Tigger in three different poses on my chest and three Poohs on my back ……. not going to show you my back.” 21/04/23 11:15:05	5

	Pub crawl 06/03/23 12:20:22	5

	Porsche Blockster 02/03/23 12:43:01	5

	clever “You are all individuals.” “Yes, we are all individuals.” “I’m not.” 16/02/23 20:00:14	5

	Mind the Bap 03/02/23 12:05:37	5

	Sweet and sewer 28/01/23 20:16:53	5

	“Someone’s munched that.” 28/01/23 12:00:18	5

	Tina the notorious beach pickpocket accidentally caught red-handed. 25/01/23 20:07:50, edited: 25/01/23 20:08:51	1 5

	“Father Jack would love this Dougal.” “Why’s that Ted?” 18/01/23 20:10:01	1 5
😂😂 --Karen Oakenfull
	“The Vet will see your Cat now Mrs Jones ….. Mrs Jones?” 17/01/23 12:13:04, edited: 17/01/23 12:18:35	5

	“Going to China?” “No, Liverpool.” 06/01/23 12:02:02	5

	Chris Ahoy 02/01/23 12:29:42	5

	The Thirst Noel 26/12/22 8:33:27, edited: 26/12/22 8:34:21	5

	“Do you think it was a Meteor that caused this?” “Comet I would say.” 23/12/22 20:17:06	5

	Santa loved Port. 18/12/22 12:10:08	5

	“Hee, hee, go on, put some pineapple on it while she’s not looking.” 18/12/22 8:10:28	5

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Missed that one, changed

(caption author)

11/06/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
“I did tell you not to do the John o’ Groats to Land’s End cycle challenge.” [Ian Skelding]

What if the bottled water is from Sellafield?

Glyn Evans

12/06/24
1:21pm

comment on caption:
“That’s why you should use bottled water in Sellafield.” [Ian Skelding]

In the sheepfield.

Molly R

26/06/24
10:57am

comment on caption:
“Sheila, where’s my bloomin’ bacon?” [Ian Skelding]

Loch and Roll

[anon]

16/07/24
2:02pm

comment on caption:
Rock ‘n’ Noll [Ian Skelding]

"She's all yours buddy. She's a royal pain in the arse and she's all the confrontation you're ever going to need. Don't come crying to me when you've had enough of her"

Glyn Evans

12/08/24
3:50pm

comment on caption:
“She’s yours, I don’t like confrontation.” [Ian Skelding]

Wow, talk about niche captions. Floyd fans only.

James Lennox

21/08/24
7:16am

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The effects of climate change since Atom Heart Mother was released. [Ian Skelding]

Did these cats escape China?

Mr Dome

25/08/24
3:14pm

comment on caption:
“FLEADOM!” [Ian Skelding]

Or the violinquini

[anon]

16/09/24
7:46pm

comment on caption:
“I prefer the penne whistle.” [Ian Skelding]

It's the right weather conditions for the caption theme as Trotsky was taken out with an ice pick

...although I don't think they had much snow at that time of year in Mexico 🤔

Glyn Evans

30/09/24
7:12pm

comment on caption:
Trot ski [Ian Skelding]

The Croissants agreed he talked a lot of Crepe.

[anon]

12/11/24
10:50am

comment on caption:
“Blimey, I thought the Waffle talked a load of crap.” [Ian Skelding]

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