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07/04/24 7:04:17 |
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28/06/14 19:01:15 |
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Took me a while, I think it was the capital L. I think best caption of the week. --Ian Skelding
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20/05/23 7:01:40 |
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♪ I chomped the sheriff, but I didn't chew the deputy. ♪ 05/03/23 8:01:12 |
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Nice one! --Al Overy
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"Take a seat. The Doctor will see you shortly." 10/11/23 12:06:48 |
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I dunno. I think this photo is doctored. --Willie Johnson
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27/03/13 12:00:30 |
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The Full Monty Python? --Cath Jones
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"Damn waiter messed my order up. I deliberately ordered a club sandwich." 27/03/23 7:05:27 |
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"Curiosity does sound like an odd name for a goldfish." 17/04/21 11:05:16 |
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17/11/23 12:03:40 |
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28/03/21 11:01:21 |
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Hercules. Missed the vote on your caption. Can safely say it’s one of the funniest captions, and now one of favourites. I’m still chuckling now! Xxxx 🤣😂😆 --Karen Oakenfull
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23/07/24 11:03:29 |
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30/03/24 8:04:24 |
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Clever --Mandy Tate
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"You know, Doc, I was a bit worried when you started mentioning something about atrophy." 11/03/24 8:06:42 |
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in here after the Hulk." 01/07/19 11:03:05 |
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23/01/14 20:10:29 |
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Very good! You've got a flare for this sort of caption --Zac Kramer
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Cleanliness is next to dogliness. 01/06/24 7:01:34 |
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Babar was now enjoying his new life thanks to the witness protection program. 01/02/24 8:01:18 |
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"Aren't you boiling in those suits?" 09/10/23 19:04:53 |
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"No it's just a little warm so far, we'll be fine." --Willie Johnson
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20/06/23 11:01:34 |
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink. 22/11/22 8:01:11 |
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07/05/21 19:05:54 |
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14/03/19 8:07:51 |
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I went out with a girl from the Bird Watching Society and ended up with thrush. --stone face
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08/01/19 20:31:23 |
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He'd always been a bit unstable. --Karyn Harrison
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21/08/18 7:03:52 |
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25/09/14 19:13:32 |
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"I can't wait to go sniffing around Uranus." 02/10/24 11:02:32 |
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25/12/23 8:02:06 |
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06/11/22 8:02:57 |
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11/10/22 7:09:05 |
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06/04/21 7:11:29 |
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05/02/19 20:04:15 |
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The Grammar Police have been notified and will be on the scene shortly. 14/08/24 7:12:12 |
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I'm here! --Dot Old
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"What's the matter? You look like you got a latte on your mind." 27/03/24 8:15:35 |
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"Not now, dear. I'm trying to hibernate." 13/12/23 20:02:29 |
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29/10/23 8:12:38 |
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26/09/23 7:01:10 |
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"It says: Verify you are human. Crap! How did they know?" 22/04/23 7:01:22 |
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06/01/23 8:01:30 |
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14/07/22 19:05:35 |
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"Quickly, check the cushions for some change. There's a toll booth coming up." 23/07/21 7:15:03 |
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That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50 |
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09/08/20 7:01:25 |
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But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/18 20:07:01 |
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"If it's a Samsung, it should start sending smoke signals really soon." 09/10/17 19:06:30 |
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"Careful now, we're entering hostel territory." 07/02/14 8:08:16 |
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And that's why Stephen Hawking no longer likes touring in Florida. 01/09/13 7:22:08 |
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They say Hawking is so clever he'll pick anything up straightaway. I dropped a sheaf of papers, nothing. --Michael Monkhouse
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04/01/13 12:07:43 |
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"Damn. Looks like we're gonna have to call AA." 10/10/12 7:23:25 |
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Dave was struggling to adjust to life in the Witness Protection Program. 26/11/24 8:06:04 |
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19/11/24 12:02:02 |
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16/11/24 20:06:29 |
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08/07/24 19:01:18 |
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22/12/23 21:09:42 |
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Could be the African Queen. --Al Overy
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29/06/23 7:07:16 |
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24/03/23 8:01:25 |
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"Tell the firing squad I'm almost ready." 29/11/22 20:09:18 |
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"What? The weatherman said to dress for the mid 70's today." 22/04/21 19:09:13 |
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"Mind if I crash at your place?" 28/11/20 12:01:25 |
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"Knock yourself out." --Willie Johnson
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11/05/20 7:00:26 |
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Modern day Don key-xote. --Willie Johnson
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Monty Python and the Holy Snail 20/04/20 11:00:47 |
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20/10/19 7:25:39 |
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Naturally, there was a huge mix-up when Mr. Jackson had said there'd been a kid napping at school. 22/05/19 19:04:13 |
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25/01/19 8:24:10 |
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07/04/15 19:02:31 |
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"I had fun once. It was awful." 22/02/14 20:26:25 |
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"Put that back! You know I'm lactose intolerant!" 21/07/13 19:12:23 |
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02/02/13 20:15:25 |
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"Where is this inner piece that the Buddha keeps talking about?" 02/10/12 19:12:26 |
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12/01/12 20:31:21 |
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05/01/12 11:01:11 |
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"Here's the stuff. Don't tell anybody where you got it from." 11/07/14 19:00:21 |
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This is an utterly perfect caption- bravo! --Michael Winner
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"You know, I still don't think he's done yet." 01/04/14 19:00:57 |
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13/08/13 19:05:47 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a firewall. 16/06/13 19:23:01 |
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Post-it Traumatic Stress Disorder 24/04/13 7:02:06 |
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07/12/12 20:04:25 |
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13/05/12 19:08:09 |
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26/10/24 7:01:38 |
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28/08/24 19:02:06 |
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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit." 31/05/24 19:02:34 |
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12/04/24 7:01:18 |
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13/02/24 20:04:01 |
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13/11/23 12:01:59 |
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26/08/23 7:01:53 |
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"How did you manage to get such a realistic dog costume for your tarantula?" 20/04/23 19:05:58 |
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28/10/22 7:02:34 |
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20/10/22 7:01:21 |
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"I thought you claimed that you never test your makeup on animals." 20/01/21 12:07:55 |
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12/09/20 19:09:39 |
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16/08/20 7:03:06 |
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09/05/20 19:03:57 |
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And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
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"A dentist, you say? After what happened to Cecil, you can forget about it, mate!" 01/08/15 19:04:17 |
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07/07/15 19:06:31 |
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They both knew that it was most likely only ever going to be a whirlwind romance. 06/09/24 7:15:04 |
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19/01/24 8:01:28 |
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02/11/23 8:10:21 |
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22/10/23 7:00:26 |
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"If that doesn't kill the lice, then nothing will." 20/09/23 7:04:56 |
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08/07/23 7:55:22 |
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11/05/23 19:42:25 |
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Would be better without the first "o".
8:02am
comment on caption:
Happy Alcoholidays [Hercules Rockefeller]
Just noticed that & made the edit. Thanks for the heads up! Was a little too eager to post, I suppose.
8:05am
comment on caption:
Happy Alcoholidays [Hercules Rockefeller]
I think it's lion.
8:31pm
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
It was his siamese twin.
8:37pm
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Now repeat after me cat, I did it and no one else made me do it"
"Oh come on, that's not fair. You smeared fish paste all over the chair"
"I know I did and I am conscious of what I did, but it's not about me. These cats need to be taught about remorse"
"That'll never work. Cats don't show remorse unless it's part of some sort of publicity exercise or to gain food"
8:23am
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"It wasn't me." [Hercules Rockefeller]
"Hi, name's Dave"
"Hello Dave"
"I was driven to drink because people kept lecturing me and deciding on how much I should drink. They gave me no choice and that's how my mouthwash addiction started"
12:14pm
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And that's how Dave earned a lifetime ban from AA. [Hercules Rockefeller]
Please consider a nod to 20:00:35. I didn't add 'Not so merry-Gogh-round' after seeing it.
8:12pm
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Merry-Gogh-Round [Hercules Rockefeller]
I wasn't sure a nod would be necessary due to the difference in spelling, but I'm willing to concede that intent may've been similar in both caps.
So, anyway, a nod to 20:00:35
8:20pm
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Merry-Gogh-Round [Hercules Rockefeller]
The fool poured it all in the radiator.
10:40pm
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"Dammit, Dave, why didn't you get more antifreeze?" [Hercules Rockefeller]
It's a timey-mimey thing.
8:10pm
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"Only Dr. Who can save us now." [Hercules Rockefeller]