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Photos			1	#7		1	#7	17	24	#17
Captions	10							1574	1224	#105
Comments	3							153	29	#83
Forum Posts								53
Suggested Edits	2

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Photos					269	#50
Captions					3709	#55
Comments					8	#86
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits					2	#14

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	He wanted to be a pillar of the community so he’s going to be holding up the new town hall. 30/01/24 8:01:22	17

	He thought he was swimming in a lake of Irn Bru. Turns out it was actually a Fanta sea. 24/01/24 20:08:18	17

	lol x2 World Musical Chairs champion 10 years straight. 13/02/24 8:31:27	16

	creative Sadly for Cinderella. When the clock struck midnight, she went back to being an A-Cup. 17/02/13 21:31:05	1 15

	Meet the flockers 16/04/13 12:10:45	14

	lol Staff announcement: Can the in store cleaner please report to the Lingerie aisle. That's the in store cleaner to the lingerie aisle please, thank you. 26/11/13 12:37:45	13

	J.R.R Soakin 25/03/24 8:03:40	1 12

	“Nice bed, where did you get it from?” “The Range” 16/02/24 8:13:11	12

	🎵Last Christmas, I gave you a heart, But the very next day, the thing flew away. This year, to save you from tears, I've tied it to something heavy.🎵 22/12/23 14:45:32	12

	It was a good look until that kid with the ice creams threw a tantrum. 07/11/13 10:00:40	12

	lol Because you're worthless. 17/06/13 19:09:55	2 12
I was hoping someone would give this a LOL vote. ;-) --Guideaux
	Créche Test Dummies 24/04/12 0:06:16	2 11

	My iPod's locked? It says I need a da Vinci code. 25/12/12 9:39:00	10

	Proof that muppets run the underground 09/05/12 19:48:09	10

	Why did she marry that Bozo? 05/04/24 7:03:10	8

	The gymnastic medley was going so well for Tiddles, until the rhythmic gymnastics section, where the ribbon on a stick distracted him and disrupted the whole routine. 30/03/24 22:44:55, edited: 02/04/24 16:11:13, suggested edits	2 8
There’s no t at the end of even. Distrusted or disrupted? I’d go for upset. Great idea for a caption. --Neil Mackenzie
	And if you want the adapter to be able to use a mains plug socket that will be $2m 30/12/23 21:25:46	8

	creative LATEST: Humpty Dumpty repair work said to be “progressing well” 26/12/23 23:06:52	8

	Remember. Cook meatloaf in a fan assisted oven. 17/04/12 19:17:59	2 8

	If the dress gets ripped then it's curtains... 22/01/12 20:53:01	8

	Don't Break My Heart 30/03/11 10:00:18	1 8

	The couple enjoyed an entertaining ceremony before disaster struck as the wedding car fell apart. 05/04/24 7:01:51	7

	Todays starting line up: 1. Ant 2. Ant 3. Ant 4. Ant 5. Ant 6. Ant 7. Ant 8. Antony 9. Ant 10. Ant 11. Ant 17/01/24 20:35:49	2 7
Number 8 is definitely not scoring --Mr Dome
	lol “There we go. Insertion sewn up and surgery complete at 17:32.” “Great… wait… where’s my plectrum gone?” 17/01/24 8:45:52	7

	creative 🎵Popcorn popping, on an open fire. Small crabs nipping at your toes. Parasols, available for hire, And folks, only dressed up in speedos. Everybody knows. A barbie and shrimp or two, Help to make the season bright. Tiny tots, with their eyes all aglow, Will say it's too hot to sleep tonight. They know that Santa is on his way, But the budgie smugglers mean they are less keen to play, But every mothers eyes, are gonna spy, To check out Santa, and his sack out for size. So I'm offering this simple phrase, For kids from 1 to 92. I'm sure it's been said, many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, Australia.🎵 21/12/23 9:25:49	7

	While prices of regular buses have remainded stable the price of camper vans has gone through the roof. 08/09/12 21:02:45	7

	You wanted something that didn't make your bum look big in it. Well tah'dah. 20/01/12 11:34:35	7

	After spending over 5 weeks solid on caption.me Shandonbelle finally takes a look outside at the real world. 21/12/11 11:40:03	2 7

	Woman: Wow. My caption got over 20 comments and 5 likes. Man: You're not on there again are you? 15/09/11 15:23:22	1 7

	Do you think it's a fly on the wall documentary? 31/08/11 10:00:30	7

	Gatorshade 02/07/13 7:10:23	6

	Speedos are for those with a big bulge. These are for those with only a little stump. 03/02/13 20:01:18	6

	Circumcision was brutal in those days 03/11/12 11:36:44	6

	Another one bites the dust #nod to all previous queen references 18/01/12 16:45:31	2 6

	For Sale: 2 bed detatched house, picturesque riverside location, private swimmming pool, period character and excellent ventilation. 14/12/11 13:10:47	4 6

	I had to walk through London with this thing so you'd better bloody use it. 30/11/11 11:05:00	6

	When Movember goes too far 25/11/11 11:29:31	6

	Those who believe this pair should not be joined in holy matrimony. Speak to Gary at the back in the jeans and black t-shirt. 20/10/11 19:03:30	6

	Kermit: So what brings you into my cab? Statler: We entered a competition. Waldorf: And we lost. 04/10/11 18:01:54	1 6
Some good captions for this photo, but this one gave me the biggest smile of the day. --Paul Woolley
	Bin trouble in little china 23/09/11 10:04:12	6

	Police numbers expected to increase on Sundaes. 18/08/11 10:04:27	6

	Flapuchinno 31/03/11 11:50:59	6

	The United chicken steaks of America 13/04/24 19:05:36	6

	Who was the best man? The Ringmaster. 05/04/24 7:02:14	6

	As you can see there’s a lot to take in as a photographer. The oddly parked tuk-tuk, a gorilla in a chair and the inspiration behind Edvard Munchs’ ‘The Scream’ in the window. 03/04/24 7:09:05, edited: 03/04/24 7:09:37	6

	“How are your shoes floating in mid-air?” “They are my clever clogs” 01/04/24 13:12:55	6

	He’s after a Purrrgeot 24/03/24 20:34:02	6

	So it looks like blue have gone for the 2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2 formation. 16/03/24 13:21:10	6

	I will have my revenge. You know I won’t forget this! 01/02/24 8:13:53	6

	Post man 30/01/24 8:03:12	6

	Beerbitty Bobbity Booze 28/01/24 15:25:42	6

	Well Done Henry 22/01/24 8:44:15	6

	“WHAT KIND OF BIKE IS THIS VLAD?” “Vespa” “Sorry, I’ll say it quieter. What type of bike is this?” 06/12/23 8:35:09	6

	Cow and Gait 13/03/24 8:58:06	5

	If you sit on it long enough it’ll go cheap 11/03/24 14:55:09	5

	Yorkshire baby finds out the cost of milk. HOW MUCH! 09/02/24 14:35:39	5

	The last thing you want to have happen with your cock out is to get pegged. 07/01/24 9:13:59	5

	“Did Uncle David have too many sprouts again?” “Whatever gives you that idea, dear?” 30/12/23 0:24:24	5

	I remember the time when everyone used to rush to see The Doors 29/12/23 20:01:40	2 5
I remember the time when The Doors used to see Rush. --Willie Johnson
	As the spat between Aldi and M&S continued to escalate; Colin the caterpillar was preparing the troops for a food fight. 17/12/23 21:05:37	5

	What a damn gouda photo 12/04/15 13:43:57	5

	Forget the lack of a window; there's no cup-holder? 10/03/15 19:06:05	5

	These new "natural" periscopes are great for covert spying. 13/12/13 12:07:01	5

	Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! 13/11/13 23:41:15	5

	They always grow so quickly 14/05/12 10:17:49	5

	Cat King Cole 09/05/12 13:22:16	5

	Rail cuts worse than expected 07/01/12 14:25:53	5

	Here's 20p now piss off 24/12/11 21:38:23	5

	Have we met? Yes. I count 4. 05/12/11 20:06:20	1 5

	I heard you wife's a dog. I heard your wife's a bitch. 12/10/11 10:05:38	5

	CSI: DFS 30/09/11 13:01:31	5 5

	New this year. The Blackpool Hallucinations. 26/08/11 10:30:59	5

	Jesus, this is heavy. 21/08/11 19:31:38	5

	Winning Streak 20/08/11 15:18:56	5

	We really pushed the boat out this time didn't we? 11/08/11 11:05:38	5

	Always a mistake eating Candyfloss on a rollercoaster 22/05/11 16:01:01	5

	Look at the mussels on her! 29/01/24 20:23:30	4

	My daughter wants to be a plastic surgeon. 23/01/24 8:03:54	4

	Don't laugh. This is the Estonian entry into Eurovision this year. 23/01/24 8:00:45, edited: 23/01/24 8:06:01	4

	The thing with harvesting souls. You grim reap what you sow. 16/01/24 8:07:14	4

	In his latest attempt to stop the pigeons shitting on his washing, Dave tried the one thing he knew had a history of scaring away birds. 07/01/24 9:16:28	4

	People say Dolphins communicate using clicks but actually they just let out a little wine. 03/01/24 20:52:18	4

	These dolphins are very appealing 03/01/24 20:50:34, edited: 03/01/24 20:54:35	4

	“Daddy bear. Why is there a Daddy human, Mummy Human and Baby Human in my porridge?” Asked Baby Bear. 30/12/23 10:22:48	4

	Jack Straw 21/03/18 22:59:14	4

	You can see these biology students a mile off! 25/03/15 8:02:41	4

	After a few minutes of passion Spiderman started sectreting a sticky white liquid. 29/11/13 9:07:52	4

	Stop! Shoveltime. 06/06/13 20:18:30	4

	St0p 5t3al!ng 0ur l3ttrs 24/05/13 13:22:05	4

	Well that's one way of finding some shade. 01/05/13 19:06:33	4

	Sadly this was placed in a Liverpool gallery and by the morning there was only a pile of bricks left. 24/02/13 12:10:06	4

	I used to put ketchup on my burger. Now I put on a fiver each-way. 13/02/13 21:40:16	4

	She Wok'ed his world. 20/11/12 23:14:22	4

	Use the force... I don't think the extra strong mints are going to mask it. 08/05/12 12:18:50	4

	"Is that a Shamrock?" "No, it's real." 18/04/12 10:38:00	1 4

	And in West Yorkshire, Pudsey is expected to reach -15 degrees. 15/02/12 20:15:30	4

	If it rains cats and dogs then I swear I'm sitting out captioning it. 25/01/12 11:28:23	4

	All these bills are driving me up the wall. 18/01/12 20:02:21	4

	How did you forget to get milk? 18/01/12 20:00:32	4

	Could the man who lost 2 trollies worth of vodka please come to lost property as the man who found them has been handed in. #nod to Ronnie Corbett. 10/01/12 16:58:49	4

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last comments (total: 36)

...but that's not much consolation when I can't remember where I put my glasses.

Dave Bryan

30/12/23
8:47am

comment on caption:
I remember the time when everyone used to rush to see The Doors [James F]

I remember the time when The Doors used to see Rush.

Willie Johnson

31/12/23
11:24am

comment on caption:
I remember the time when everyone used to rush to see The Doors [James F]

Number 8 is definitely not scoring

Mr Dome

17/01/24
9:19pm

comment on caption:
Todays starting line up: 1. Ant 2. Ant 3. Ant 4. Ant 5. Ant 6. Ant 7. Ant 8. Antony 9. Ant 10. Ant 11. Ant [James F]

Where’s Dec

Julia Kinsey

17/01/24
9:52pm

comment on caption:
Todays starting line up: 1. Ant 2. Ant 3. Ant 4. Ant 5. Ant 6. Ant 7. Ant 8. Antony 9. Ant 10. Ant 11. Ant [James F]

What’s the nod system? It’s been 10yrs since I was a regular here and everything seems more complicated.
I haven’t read any comments so didn’t see your comment but I remember posting almost this exact same caption on a different photo 11 years ago in case you want to know the inspiration.

Can edit to say “nod to comment” if it avoids conflict. I’m here to just have a giggle and fun. Don’t want to have a situation where trying to do something to make me happy either makes someone else sad or just gives me anxiety that I’m annoying someone stepping on toes.

(caption author)

28/01/24
10:25pm

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

There is no formal nod system, although sometimes people will comment something like “nod to 8:03” if they want to acknowledge an earlier caption that’s conceptually similar to their own.

Kathleen - it’s inappropriate to use the suggested edits feature like this. For starters, when making a suggested edit, you should submit an improved caption - not a lengthy piece of feedback.

Secondly, it’s unfair to ask someone to give a nod to a comment, as not everyone reads the comments, and comments are not the right place to add captions.

Chris Beach

(admin)

29/01/24
7:52am

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

Ah that explains some of it at least.
I know I can stay anonymous here at least.
I was more confused than annoyed but yeah, there’s been a lot change while I’ve worked some of it out some of the others I just don’t have the time or energy to play any games, just turn up, read, laugh, vote, post my own and come back later.
Been having a good time the last few weeks since coming back and I’ve still got something given the voting numbers. I’m at a loss on finder points and comment quotas but it doesn’t really bother me.
It’s one of those things. I didn’t see the comment but after finding it and the timestamp the two were close enough for it to be a fair thought. As mentioned a caption I posted 11yrs ago was almost identical as this so it’s not an unlikely post, the comment may explain why it wasn’t already up there.
Either way, everything is fine on my part and as soon as voting ends I can chat more in the forum.

(caption author)

29/01/24
4:36pm

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

Lord of the Bath Rings

[anon]

25/03/24
8:17am

comment on caption:
J.R.R Soakin [James F]

There’s no t at the end of even. Distrusted or disrupted? I’d go for upset. Great idea for a caption.