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	lol After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly. 07/02/13 12:08:07	5 26
or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov
	The new Paralympic torch. 02/09/12 11:03:49	25

	Spagyetti. 12/11/12 12:00:09	3 24

	"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby." 11/11/12 20:03:59	17 23
Thank you for your kind comments and pm's. It's a privilege just to be part of such a fantastic site and group of people, and like it's been said before, this is the icing on the cake. --Dan Dan
	lol "Dad, why does that balloon in your wallet taste like Strawberries?" 25/08/13 7:00:10	22

	"I found them on Gumtree." 05/04/13 7:00:08	19

	45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper. 27/11/12 20:01:31	4 19

	65 Million years B.T. 23/11/12 12:11:12	19

	Life's a beach...And then you die. 16/07/12 19:12:26	19

	"Quick....Someone call 99." 12/07/12 10:00:11	19

	This painting needs hairbrushing. 05/04/12 10:13:21	19

	Magic Johnson & Johnson. 27/08/13 7:00:14	1 18
you beat me to this one :( good show!! --Ross Davidson
	Spray Tan. 24/09/12 7:00:10	18

	♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫ 06/09/12 19:00:09	18

	lol Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him. 26/03/13 8:13:51	17

	creative Gun fight at the OK L'oreal. 16/01/13 12:30:13	1 17

	"Fucking Flies." 15/01/13 20:07:06	17

	"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham. 30/09/12 11:00:09	17

	Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch. 01/09/12 19:00:08	17

	Lost Property. 20/02/12 11:00:19	17

	"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder." 04/06/12 20:19:53	1 16

	Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale. 19/03/12 20:00:31	1 16

	Mate Tricks. 06/01/12 11:43:01	16

	The tranny's in for a service. 23/10/11 19:01:58	16

	"We're gonna need a bigger catapult." 30/03/13 20:02:31	15

	Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t. 22/03/13 20:01:38	1 15
Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
	Gran Theft Auto. 12/03/13 12:00:10	15

	"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..." 21/12/12 8:00:10	15

	"Take it back, I wanted a full English." 14/12/12 20:10:24	15

	Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork. 07/12/12 8:26:18	15

	Pea-kaboo. 09/11/12 20:03:34	15

	We dry any car.com. 28/09/12 19:00:10	1 15

	"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?" 16/08/12 11:00:34	15

	"I think I've been stitched up." 10/08/12 19:00:08	15

	My skittle pony 18/10/14 19:12:14	14

	â™¬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. â™¬ 12/02/13 20:00:57	14

	Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is. 10/01/13 12:19:47	14

	"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption." 27/12/12 20:00:09	14

	Toyture Chamber. 26/10/12 7:00:23	14

	"Say Wheeze." 15/09/12 19:07:35	14

	"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?" 06/07/12 19:05:19	14

	Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage. 24/05/12 10:00:08	14

	Marge Simpson was never any good at photography. 10/04/12 19:00:17	14

	Emma was trying to Kick the habit. 21/01/12 11:23:20	14

	"FUCK! I forgot about the bloody tunnel." 14/07/13 19:07:53	13

	"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned." 24/03/13 12:42:10	13

	Miss Fire. 15/02/13 8:00:11	2 13
Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov
	Creche Test Dummy. 17/01/13 20:00:09	13

	"Had an accident that weren't your vault?" 04/12/12 8:35:39	2 13

	"Here's Johnny." 31/10/12 12:00:21	13

	Scare Dryer. 04/07/12 19:05:13	13

	"We buy any core.com." 16/02/12 20:15:32	13

	8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun. 13/01/12 20:01:22	13

	I know it's straight because I used a spirit level 15/10/14 7:08:36	12

	clever Emu and Rod. 13/10/14 19:00:46	12

	"No no no, I wanted a toilet duck." 30/08/13 7:04:53	12

	Embarrassingly for Wayne, It wasn't just the temperature of the water that was rising. 08/06/13 19:40:36	12

	lol "I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me." 29/03/13 20:05:36	12

	"Help yourself to something to eat" Victoria Beckham said to her handyman. 13/03/13 12:02:40	12

	"You've missed a Bic." 03/03/13 20:39:36	12

	creative 🎵 The Thai is high but he's holding on. 🎵 06/02/13 18:39:12	12

	Pete and 2 Veg. 17/11/12 8:00:07	12

	"Hold the lion please." 15/11/12 20:00:09	12

	Great legs, nice bush too. 11/11/12 8:00:09	12

	Wallapy. 05/11/12 20:00:10	12

	...And the locals said this new bus service would never take off. 28/10/12 8:00:09	12

	Despite hard evidence, Kermit denied all allegations that he was on Coke. 23/10/12 11:14:48	12

	Drag racing. 15/09/12 11:01:11	1 12

	"Here's a throw for your new settee." 03/09/12 11:00:10	12

	"I can see yew." 14/06/12 19:00:08	6 12

	Juan born every minute. 30/05/12 19:00:07	12

	♫ you're gonna fine me....Out in the Country. ♫ 18/05/12 19:22:19	1 12

	Curb Trawling. 16/05/12 19:06:38	12

	Bubble and Beak. 15/05/12 19:27:39	12

	Tot Gear. 14/04/12 19:46:11	12

	John Peel. 06/04/12 19:00:18	12

	Congratulations Mrs Smith....It's twins. 03/04/12 19:00:51	12

	Typical, you wait ages for a dead sparrow then 2 come along at once. 21/03/12 11:00:41	1 12

	Check Mates. 11/03/12 11:00:26	12

	Magnifying Lass. 23/02/12 20:00:11	12

	The car park's free but there's dog shit everywhere. 14/12/11 20:01:19	12

	Corn on the knob. 20/11/11 11:00:09	12

	Right now Patch regretted being a sniffer dog. 14/11/11 11:01:05	12

	"And you'll feel the water go warm in 3, 2, 1.. 08/10/14 11:00:40	2 11
Is that because he's going to pee? --John Glover
	lol It's 90 degrees in the shade, and he's wearing a vest! 05/10/14 11:14:33	11

	A cracking night out. A good curry and a bit of pussy. 22/09/13 20:08:57	1 11
Finger licking good --David Devine
	lol "Let's see you 'meep meep' past me ya lanky bastard." 05/09/13 19:00:10	11

	creative It's only 9% truth. 05/09/13 7:05:01	3 11
Truth instead of true? --Mr Blonde
	For sale: Lovely little house...Comes with a drive. 31/03/13 19:05:10	11

	A little higher and we'd be able to see his bag/pipe. 27/03/13 20:06:36	11

	"Dad, I heard Mommy on the phone telling Auntie Mandy she's caught syphilis. Can we try and catch a syphilis please?" 20/12/12 20:00:09	1 11

	"Some bastard has keyed my car." 20/12/12 8:06:33	11

	A shite at the opera. 14/12/12 12:06:42	11

	"We look a right pair of twats." 13/12/12 8:02:07	11

	♫ ♫ The tide is Thai but I'm holding on... 18/11/12 12:20:33	11

	..."But the doctor said we need to try and get in shape." 13/10/12 11:00:11	11

	3 Men and a maybe. 09/10/12 19:35:13	11

	No one was armed in the making of this photo. 21/08/12 19:02:59	11

	The Beach Boys. 16/08/12 11:00:08	11

	The driver obviously lost their Focus. 12/06/12 19:00:08	11

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"Of been"?

[anon]

11/12/11
8:10pm

comment on caption:
My favourite photo of gran, well it would have been if i'd applied the brake on her wheelchair. [Dan Dan]

Nast ...Horribl ...and Mea ... hame...on... ou al ...

Neil Mackenzie

12/12/11
10:33am

comment on caption:
My favourite photo of gran, well it would have been if i'd applied the brake on her wheelchair. [Dan Dan]

Of course ;)

Steve Fosbraey

17/12/11
11:35am

comment on caption:
Aye...Steve, Can i borrow your Homebase card?. [Dan Dan]

Ha ha cheers mate.

(caption author)

17/12/11
11:37am

comment on caption:
Aye...Steve, Can i borrow your Homebase card?. [Dan Dan]

How does this get three votes?

Is it the swear word, the poor grammar, or am I missing something?

Rob Falconer

30/12/11
11:02am

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

Subversive, and no duck was really harmed in the making.

Shandonbelle

30/12/11
11:11am

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

I agree it is not particularly subtle or clever. I like clever captions but I also like full-on abuse and vitriol sometimes, and I suppose this is one of those times. However, I would like to see 'of' between 'out' and 'my'.

Gordon Bannerman

30/12/11
2:16pm

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

I share Rob's view, but please bear in mind that, according to Luis Suarez, "F**k" is Uruguayan for "Pretty flower".

Dave Mackay

30/12/11
4:14pm

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

We must remember that humour is subjective and personal to the interpeter, hence why a lot of English people dont really get American humour and vise versa. It is not our place to question the voting preferences of others but to decide for ourselves if the caption falls into our definition of what is funny and vote accordingly. I believe the captioneer was trying to use specific language and capitals to emphasise the amount of force that the duck was hurled through the fence. "Now stay the 'Duck' out of my garden." may have been a better option.

(Not my caption by the way)

Steve Fosbraey

30/12/11
4:34pm

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

Hi all, my caption, i agree with you Steve and thats exactly what i was trying to do,i was using the capitals and language for that exact reason and strangely enough i thought it would cause a reaction.It wasn't supposed to be a clever caption and i knew that some people would not get it or not find it funny but i like to have a go at something different,like you say Steve if you don't like, don't vote simple as that.

Dan Dan

30/12/11
6:39pm

comment on caption:
"NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]

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