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25/12/12 20:17:10 |
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14/11/12 12:11:48 |
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17/08/12 19:02:58 |
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17/08/12 11:22:05 |
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26/07/12 10:37:47 |
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He wished that he was a Corgi. 21/07/12 10:01:29 |
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24/03/12 20:10:40 |
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09/01/12 11:11:05 |
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03/10/11 10:09:55 |
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22/09/11 12:20:42 |
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Fri 13:07:56 |
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28/11/24 20:02:44 |
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25/11/24 20:11:30 |
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"We shall bite on the beaches." 21/10/24 11:17:15, |
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John is obviously thinking of that other famous quote:''We shall bite them on the breeches.''
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24/05/24 11:21:03 |
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01/05/24 11:04:55 |
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20/04/24 11:07:12 |
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07/04/24 19:40:08 |
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01/03/24 12:03:05 |
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"Alas poor Yorick! I brew him." 08/09/23 11:09:26 |
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24/03/23 12:02:28 |
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07/01/23 12:05:42 |
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You Only Live Nine Times
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19/08/22 19:59:53 |
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09/06/22 19:39:03 |
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12/04/22 19:59:03 |
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No social distancing, no face masks, someone is bound to catch something. 17/10/21 11:29:05 |
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Analysis of Barbie's blood showed a high concentration of Barbieturates. 17/05/21 19:37:15 |
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Too much speed?
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It doesn't take kids long to learn how to take their first selfie. 05/01/21 20:25:53 |
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"Punch it on the nose! I saw it work on a YouTube video." 23/11/20 20:38:15 |
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31/08/20 19:09:23 |
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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your oars." 15/08/20 11:19:01 |
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25/06/20 11:10:35 |
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06/06/20 11:31:01 |
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The Michael Jackson school of parenting. 02/05/20 19:49:39 |
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Resthome for retired darts professionals. 11/03/20 21:00:36 |
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02/03/20 8:57:07 |
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They chased it, but they never caught that steep hill.
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19/02/20 9:56:22 |
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Grandad and Granny Smith.
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09/11/19 20:01:25 |
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Beware of chewing gum thieves. 25/08/19 11:16:45 |
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They really blow.
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16/05/19 11:42:17 |
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19/04/19 19:59:07 |
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21/03/19 20:19:48 |
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16/01/19 12:52:43 |
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"I suggest it was Mr White, in the Billiard Room, with the cue." 05/01/19 20:43:15 |
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"That's the last time you call me a pussy." 17/11/18 22:14:01 |
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27/08/18 7:29:57 |
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22/05/18 11:02:59 |
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Nice eggs, shame about the face. 19/05/18 21:32:28 |
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lol!
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29/11/17 8:29:49 |
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18/11/17 8:14:08 |
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11/11/17 13:07:13 |
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The train arriving at platform 1 is the tooth hurty from Delhi. 10/11/17 8:28:45 |
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20/08/17 19:11:30 |
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There's too much Saxon violence on TV. 31/05/17 19:05:50 |
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19/04/17 19:36:20 |
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22/01/17 20:01:41 |
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09/09/16 19:53:24 |
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30/08/16 7:44:47 |
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...from the Crêpêcious Period.
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23/08/16 11:53:06 |
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12/08/16 11:12:55 |
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28/07/16 19:16:17 |
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25/04/16 7:13:28 |
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24/03/16 12:00:52 |
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It may look bulky but it runs like Clockwork. 14/03/16 8:18:19 |
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"This ventriloquism lark is harder than it looks." 07/11/15 22:22:56 |
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Brill!!
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14/09/15 19:32:06 |
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Max plays his chords close to his chest. 25/06/15 7:16:28 |
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The Irish version of The Voice. 05/06/15 11:42:32 |
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At least he knows she's on the pill. 23/04/15 19:16:23 |
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10/02/15 12:37:56 |
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09/11/14 8:21:59 |
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23/10/14 7:29:55 |
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14/04/24 11:17:36 |
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03/04/24 11:09:27 |
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26/03/24 12:10:25 |
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18/12/23 20:33:56 |
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01/11/23 20:32:42 |
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Not one of Alfred Hitchcock's more subtle cameo appearances. 23/10/23 11:27:55 |
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21/05/23 11:58:02 |
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He was conceived using the rhythm method. 22/03/23 12:05:00 |
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02/03/23 20:10:50 |
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It wasn't long before someone told him to pipe down. 30/12/22 20:15:17, edited: 30/12/22 20:15:38 |
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24/11/22 12:04:01 |
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31/05/22 9:41:16 |
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15/05/22 11:00:48 |
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01/05/22 11:50:48 |
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"That's all very well, but can you make the shape of a rabbit?" 09/04/22 19:31:18 |
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06/09/21 19:13:57 |
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30/08/21 11:19:41 |
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Nerve damage can be a bitch.
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There is always some new novelty act on the horizon. 28/08/21 19:20:43 |
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They're acting up.
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09/06/21 19:56:50 |
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08/02/21 20:13:07 |
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umm... my wife
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18/01/21 20:11:19 |
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26/11/20 20:21:22 |
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Barbie shows Ken her lady garden. 21/07/20 19:03:27 |
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26/06/20 19:22:18 |
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23/05/20 8:07:03 |
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Hic...
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23/02/20 20:03:50 |
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suggested edits
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Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Scrijjy Doo
8:35pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
You're welcome. Glad the brilliance of my idea translated into votes.
11:03pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
Just thought of an even better version that maintains the rhythm of the word better. I can guarantee that this improvement will result in a doubling of votes.
4:27pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]