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| Captions | 43 | 26 | 49 | #7 | 26 | 66 | #5 | 25254 | 40742 | #2 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42 |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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06/04/24 11:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 11:52:22 |
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19/04/21 11:46:24 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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17/11/24 20:08:43 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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In days of old when knights used Bold 20/11/24 20:14:19 |
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12/07/24 11:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 11:01:09 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 19:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 19:47:49 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:23 |
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16/05/24 11:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23 |
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14/08/22 19:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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15/09/24 11:09:37 |
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20/05/24 11:00:38 |
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10/04/24 11:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 11:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 19:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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Will definitely give a vote, after this 'voting-Block' is lifted from me...
Sorry, I was unaware that it was on me, from the get-go.
It's a good caption... wish I had thought of it.
1:00pm
comment on caption:
A Lap dog. [Tony Edwards]
I thought the same as you John and almost made the same edit suggestion but caption author's caption is true to the original quote.
2:07pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
John is obviously thinking of that other famous quote:
''We shall bite them on the breeches.''
2:52pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
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🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
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Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]