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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42 |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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06/04/24 11:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 11:52:22 |
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19/04/21 11:46:24 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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Sun 20:08:43 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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In days of old when knights used Bold Wed 20:14:19 |
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12/07/24 11:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 11:01:09 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 19:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 19:47:49 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:23 |
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16/05/24 11:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23 |
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14/08/22 19:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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15/09/24 11:09:37 |
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20/05/24 11:00:38 |
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10/04/24 11:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 11:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 19:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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You Only Live Nine Times
3:39pm
comment on caption:
Pussies galore [Tony Edwards]
Nice 1
8:13pm
comment on caption:
Points of View [Tony Edwards]
Very well done!
1:11pm
comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Julia
8:43pm
comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]
He spilled a bowl of soup in his lap. Getting up, he excused himself saying "Wait here, there's a soup in my fly."
7:55am
comment on caption:
"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." [Tony Edwards]
We must have a psychic connection. You added this while I was reading the other captions. Amazing co-incidence. Yours is better though, I would've ruined mine by putting 'by' in front.
8:36am
comment on caption:
Sandra Bottycelli [Tony Edwards]
I disagree. I prefer being "left on the shelf" if indeed you apply that term to yourself.
By saying that, you're applying hierarchal value to those that have been picked off the shelf even though all it validates is that everyone has a consumer product value if you're saying everyone's a product on the shelf in the first place.
People feeling left out on Valentine's is a bit like when people top themselves because it's Christmas. You must be a bit single minded to think these are the only days of the year that fun is designated to. And that you're missing out because it's being pointed out by everyone that you can't be enjoying yourself if you're not doing the must thing that everyone else is perceived to be doing?
10:19am
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No-one wants to be left on the shelf, especially on Valentine's Day. [Tony Edwards]
Stars shooting stars.
12:53pm
comment on caption:
He was conceived using the rhythm method. [Tony Edwards]
Banana pictures always get a bunch of Fyffes.
6:45am
comment on caption:
Hawaii Fyffe-O [Tony Edwards]
They deserve a big hand.
7:03am
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Hawaii Fyffe-O [Tony Edwards]