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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere." --John Glover
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42 |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect. --Pete
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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06/04/24 11:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John? --Willie Johnson
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool. --Boycie
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 11:52:22 |
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19/04/21 11:46:24 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs. --Glad You Remember
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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Sun 20:08:43 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony --Andrea Hickling
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me... --Pussy Galore
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job! --Greg Curtis
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot. --Michael Monkhouse
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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In days of old when knights used Bold Wed 20:14:19 |
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12/07/24 11:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° ) --Scrijjy Doo
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 11:01:09 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber. --Woofer 6
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 19:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 19:47:49 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :) --Leroy Brown
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte. --Mauris Iocus
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page --Chris Beach
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:23 |
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16/05/24 11:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23 |
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14/08/22 19:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote . --stone face
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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15/09/24 11:09:37 |
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20/05/24 11:00:38 |
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10/04/24 11:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 11:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 19:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer --Troompa Loompa
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell. --Spud Gunn II
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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The large cream building is The Virgin Megastore in Dublin, I used to work there occasionally and the joke of your caption is this is a typical stunt of exactly what they would do to promote a sale. Happy memories.
3:34pm
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Giant sale! Now on. [Tony Edwards]
Does her mother have a Price on her head ?
3:42pm
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Katie Price hitches a lift on her mother's mobility scooter. [Tony Edwards]
We are not amused.
1:31pm
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Me, myselfie and I [Tony Edwards]
"The Hills are Alive with the sound of a rabid dog tearing out your throat,
and soon a detective will come to investigate..."
8:22am
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The Sound of the Baskervilles [Tony Edwards]
I like this one. It's "New-Yorker-Caption Style": First, you pick up a cliche with your right hand ("Are we there yet, dad"). Then, you pick up the novel situation with your LEFT hand (a kid driving a car). And you look carefully at the cliche, and the novel situation: one in each hand. Then, you knock them together, HARD.
If you're skillful, "the new thing" is somewhat familiar, with a delightful splice:
"Am I there yet, dad?"
...Something like that.
Nice Job!
7:37am
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"Am I there yet, dad?" [Tony Edwards]
Don't look at me. I did Nazi that.
11:00am
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Hitler Youth display some Nazi habits. [Tony Edwards]
It's important we conform to the "new normal". Everyone should conform to him. No variation from what is normal is allowed, no one is allowed to do anything differently unless I, supreme ruler say so. Let the conformist automatons take over! Let fascism prevail!
5:10pm
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People start to return to a 'new normal' after COVID. [Tony Edwards]
Putin doesn't seem to like his privacy being invaded and neither do the corrupt borschtards (if they are) that are his allies. That's why he has to hide behind so many nukes.
They invaded Ukraine, so why not invade their privacy?
Invading privacy has to work in both ways though. You can't have one set of corrupt borschtards being vilified by another set of corrupt borchtards.
No one gets to hide or everyone does.
Everyone? ...everyone? Where'd they all go? Lol
5:31am
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"How does it feel to have your privacy invaded Mr Putin?" [Tony Edwards]
😁
10:27pm
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It's very appropriate, because he's got a face like a slapped arse. [Tony Edwards]
For the fun of it, I looked up the creator of this set. Just the decanter goes for $678, and your creative spin on this would only drive up the price!
Great caption!!!
3:03pm
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Duckanter [Tony Edwards]