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	Dave never lost his talent for pulling the girls. 23/09/15 7:04:52	4

	Stage hands 17/09/15 7:51:24	4

	"Oh this .. well I also sell arms to Iraq." 14/09/15 11:09:14	4

	"Ooh ..... that's one for the touch judge." 10/09/15 7:15:27	4

	Apparently the girls like a little toast for breakfast. 08/09/15 20:37:30	4

	Beware the tackle from behind. 29/08/15 19:10:52	4

	Saab Estate ...... now 50% off 18/08/15 19:27:15	4

	Emily was growing tired of people staring at her butt. 13/08/15 19:48:01	4

	"That's the last time I picnic in Sherwood Forest." 12/08/15 7:50:36	4

	Holiday snap shot 25/07/15 9:03:02	4

	ðŸŽ¶ Don't it make your brown eye blue.ðŸŽ¶ 23/07/15 19:10:52	4

	It's a little chilli in the back. 06/07/15 21:17:14	4

	After 3 nights in the Travelodge, Kim was glad to have a comfy bed. 06/07/15 13:24:40	4

	Petty crime 27/06/15 20:12:28	4

	"Don't trust them Mowgli." 30/05/15 12:38:21	4

	Wrong, on every level. 28/05/15 8:31:50	4

	We called the band UKIP - we've only got one seat 19/05/15 19:30:11	4

	Some students enjoyed rag week more than others. 18/05/15 19:06:45	4

	"Looks like those three went home legless again last night." 17/05/15 19:28:12	4

	"Hey look Cheryl, everything's 50% off." 17/05/15 19:26:32	4

	"Hey Babe, wanna know why they call me tripod?" 16/05/15 19:14:33	4

	"Who's Tern is it to pay" 07/05/15 7:07:42	4

	This floating voter is less worried about the economy 04/05/15 19:27:09	4

	"Here you go ..... get yourself some AA batteries for that truncheon." 30/04/15 19:27:10	4

	Also possibly 'World's Last' Cactarium 30/04/15 11:19:29	4

	Uniformdating.com. ..... Tried it on your tablet yet? 23/04/15 19:15:17	4

	"Enemy plane at two o'clock." "Oh good, that gives me enough time to find some matching shoes." 16/04/15 7:26:51	4

	Walls, once again, found to contain horse meat 09/04/15 19:12:37	4

	Charge of the Light Parade 27/03/15 20:05:01	4

	m'Audi 27/03/15 12:03:00	4

	A comedy double bill 20/03/15 23:32:26	4

	You said;- hate.... doing things in a hurry like .... going out for a bite we found you a match at zombiedating.com 16/03/15 12:06:28	4

	Cupid Stunt 14/03/15 20:00:16	4

	Its like a magnet for semen 14/03/15 12:04:37	4

	It was on the ground floor when he bought it but Alex was clearly having problems with shoplifters. 13/03/15 8:13:40	4

	'Broom components loosely assembled and prone to losing bits of the head' ......Witch Magazine 02/03/15 8:41:02	4

	IKEA instructions for 3 Drawer Chest 25/02/15 13:16:32	4

	"Now you can call me Pansy." 21/02/15 18:56:09	4

	This was taken before the separation ....... Jim is completely off his trolley 20/02/15 10:47:13	4

	The Lynx Effect 17/02/15 20:00:36	4

	"I think it may be caught in a Snare." 16/02/15 20:19:10	4

	Trench Foot was less of an issue than Camel Toe 14/02/15 20:58:54	4

	"I'll be late home again tonight love .......... more traffic hold ups." 06/02/15 10:29:49	4

	" Yep ..... a Smartie will fit in .." 26/01/15 13:02:47	2 4

	Many Yappy returns 25/01/15 20:25:44	4

	Deck-char 17/01/15 22:58:23	4

	Foalatio 09/01/15 20:41:01	4

	The Pink Planter 13/12/14 13:17:49	4

	Marionette was still adapting to her 'no strings attached' status 10/12/14 12:58:52	4

	If Battenberg did motorcycles ... 29/11/14 23:27:47	4

	" ...... oh, and another thing, I think I may have hit a Deer or something on the way home in the car .... " 27/11/14 12:05:16	4

	Kamerakaze 09/11/14 8:02:28	4

	Toyota announce another product recall after further surprising jump starts. 06/11/14 9:56:17	4

	After the 15th unpaid parking ticket the Police considered it time for a suspended sentence. 06/11/14 9:55:28	4

	"Show us your baps" 05/11/14 8:06:46	4

	A Gala Performance 27/10/14 20:08:40	4

	Attractive, vivacious single female mid 20s WLTM single, good looking athletic male for romantic interest. 23/10/14 11:43:27	4

	" Ho, ho, ho ...... now let's see what I have in my sack for you boys ...." 23/10/14 10:33:35	4

	🎵My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar..🎵 11/10/14 19:11:15	2 4
Change 'yard' to 'bar'? --Chris Moorhead
	Awkward flocker 08/10/14 21:00:06	4

	Those found in breach of regulations could end up in Fentonville Prison 01/10/14 13:35:39	4

	Suds Law 30/09/14 19:03:47	4

	"I don't suppose you do muffins as well?" 29/09/14 7:09:57	4

	Not ideal if you are lactate intolerant. 29/09/14 7:02:07	4

	"Old Chinese proverb it say ...... Picture of cat it cause much big fight." 25/09/14 11:23:50	1 4

	"You can't take it out now ..... it has a Grade II listing" 20/09/14 11:07:11	4

	Where are they now - Adam Ant 19/09/14 7:03:20	4

	"Welcome to newly independent Scotland" 18/09/14 11:04:03	4

	Patio fur-nature 17/09/14 7:12:01	4

	Lard of the Dance 13/09/14 12:32:46	4

	Do not make eye contact, thought Ryan, as the fart started to become apparent. 12/09/14 7:15:29	4

	Sphere weather warning 09/09/14 20:56:19	4

	Tony should never have run off like that, he now wished he had been a little boulder. 06/09/14 7:13:43	4

	UKIP blamed for increase in 'far right' supporters. 04/09/14 19:00:59	4

	These MI5 special agents, on a German assignment, were naturally pleased with their incognito apparel. 04/09/14 7:08:26	4

	Dave always left the masks out before going to the pub as Alice was normally fuming by the time he got back. 03/09/14 21:19:56	4

	Call it intuition, but little Joey suspected that his parents were becoming broody again. 02/09/14 7:36:03	4

	"Whose Tern to pay?" 30/08/14 20:01:57	4

	"I think Tiddles may have a frog in the throat again .." 30/08/14 7:08:27	4

	After a long and rather boring day in the woods, six of the Dwarves were not Happy. 22/08/14 11:28:24	4

	"What happened?" "Dopey attacked him when you said sorry you were fucking Grumpy earlier." 22/08/14 11:15:20	4

	Stewart Hall released on bale for commemorative It's a Knockout 20/08/14 19:03:31	4

	Where are they now? ... This week - Pipkins 20/08/14 11:09:31	4

	The Zebra: one of the world endangered species ...don't let them dye. 19/08/14 11:14:38	4

	Swanda Goldwing 18/08/14 19:20:25	4

	A popular myth conception 17/08/14 11:36:56	4

	Beware ......... trip hazards. 13/08/14 19:35:43	4

	For two weeks of the year, the girls would dedicate themselves to erections. 13/08/14 19:13:45	4

	As a serial womaniser, this was Alec's signature move. 13/08/14 11:10:45	4

	"Did somebody mention chips on the paintwork?" 08/08/14 11:12:10	4

	Face Lift 07/08/14 19:07:03	4

	There was understandable apprehension about some of the early prototypes of driverless vehicles. 07/08/14 12:49:07	4

	"I was hoping for a stirring image." 07/08/14 7:09:10	4

	A spokes-person said - "Yep, they all seem fine." 06/08/14 7:12:54	4

	Please adjust your Spam Filter 23/07/14 7:50:13	4

	Tuesday mornings were always busy at Stork Despatch 15/07/14 9:41:52	4

	"Mary, how many times have I told you ...... stop snatching." 03/07/14 7:32:14	4

	Azure as eggs is eggs. 30/06/14 11:31:42	4

	Since Mildred bought the Love Eggs, she often looks a little distracted. 25/06/14 11:06:02	4

	Gok, Paper, Lizard 25/06/14 8:08:08	4

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"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two."

Willie Johnson

27/11/21
5:14pm

comment on caption:
“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic” [John Llamas]

Dr. Womb

Scrijjy Doo

08/04/22
8:29am

comment on caption:
Graham Norton unveiled as the next irrepressible time-traveller, Dr Who, seen here with his new assistant … [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

[anon]

11/10/22
2:07pm

comment on caption:
Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]

Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

Kate B

18/10/22
5:37am

comment on caption:
“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]

When I've a Bent...
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I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]

[anon]

18/10/22
9:46pm