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Comments	21	2	3	#1	367	279	#32
Suggested Edits	2
Photos					1	-1
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	Nanny said she spent many years waiting on tables. 04/07/17 7:16:50	12

	It's a very old nest box ....... the tits are starting to sag 03/05/17 14:36:23	12

	lol creative clever After the house fire and the plastic surgeon reconstructing his ears, Ahmed regretted his wife's generous donation of labia skin-grafts 16/02/17 20:10:59	12

	"A pint Mr Simpson? ......... we only offer imperial measures." 12/12/16 12:08:07	12

	lol "Get away from me man .... what are you, some sort of football coach?" 04/12/16 12:15:50	12

	The Church of the Latte Day Saints 06/07/16 7:12:37	12

	Pane relief 23/03/16 12:18:23	12

	Goods in ....... front entrance only 29/02/16 21:31:34	12

	clever x2 Another departure from 'The Shadow Cabinet'. 10/01/16 10:23:27	12

	The light seemed to need servicing rather a lot since the young model moved in next door. 11/10/15 11:06:23	3 12
Wow - quite an impression for your first day. Rude, egotistical and bad grammar. I have no way of knowing who has written what captions and likewise nobody else knows which one is mine. I am sure that, with your natural charm, you will amass plent... --John Llamas
	Not all Cowboys prefer Chaps 02/10/15 19:03:19	12

	VW testing facilities looked a little different from how they did last week. 25/09/15 12:54:02	1 12
Nice one very topical good idea for captions to utilise current affairs - I thought hard but couldn't come up with anything but then after running out of quota thought maybe - Hi Yoko its Ringo where's the rest of my drum kit John hasn't pawne... --Bad Boy Dennis.
	lol Caution ....... Men at Twerk 17/07/15 7:06:16	1 12

	As she came toward the twilight of her ballet career, Sonia began thinking about becoming a conductor. 24/04/15 19:15:23	12

	Mr Blobby ....... his spirit will live on 30/03/15 19:36:23	12

	Having been abandoned in a cave as a baby and brought up by bats, it was going to take young Ollie some time to adjust to his new foster family. 03/12/14 12:01:43	12

	"Jones, are those boots making your feet soar again?" 24/11/14 20:08:39	12

	Steak Out 30/10/14 8:40:09	12

	Cum Dine With Me 08/08/14 7:42:12	12

	Beware - boot leg products 21/07/14 19:15:30	12

	She was always drawn to a man with chiseled features. 18/07/14 7:09:51	12

	"He did say he had a small part in the play," 12/07/14 19:53:31	12

	The drive for greater transparency at the BBC was proving to be very popular. 09/07/14 11:07:26	12

	It's all that remains of my late ex. 23/06/14 19:00:39	12

	Ben did it for a little pin money as he had four kids to support 23/06/14 11:28:23	12

	"OK ladies ...... first, to understand your pet dog you must learn to piss like one..." 17/06/14 7:18:13	12

	Rolf Harris listens on as the prosecution introduce more witnesses 16/05/14 7:18:40	12

	Fashion .... It doesn't always look good on Elders 10/05/14 11:42:37	12

	Just the Wurst paint job. 24/04/14 7:04:40	12

	lol Too much Zen not enough Motorcycle Maintenance 03/04/14 11:11:06	12

	"if you wanted to take the budgie home you only had to ask" 31/03/14 19:04:56	12

	Fanta-Sea Island 25/03/14 22:25:35	12

	As the Ukranian stands at the top of the K100 ski jump he looks petrified ........ no really, petrified. 12/02/14 12:16:08	12

	Trainsnotting 24/11/13 20:04:26	12

	In the days before Femfresh. 23/09/13 12:01:09	12

	Ryanair introduce a local 'drop off' scheme. 29/08/13 7:13:56	1 12
'Local' could be anywhere in a 1 mile radius of your home. --Lee Hauxwell
	"Why is the bomb on a lead?" "It'll just go off otherwise." 18/04/13 11:33:13	12

	We're having a spit roast 31/03/13 11:06:27	12

	Blockbusters call in the Retrievers 14/02/13 12:41:59	12

	Cross Country Runs 05/02/13 12:24:42	12

	"Is that a Stud Wall?" 11/01/13 12:11:38	12

	Empty your sacks in here boys 08/12/12 8:39:10	2 12

	Snow Patrol 20/11/12 12:00:57	12

	"I don't like to speak out of hand, but........" 19/11/12 12:12:46	12

	Geoff's house was under surveillance as he was a suspected arms dealer 14/11/12 12:05:56	12

	"Who said you cannot find love on the Witness Protection Programme?" 02/11/12 8:22:31	12

	"What's your handicap?" "I can't swim" 21/10/12 19:13:48	12

	Gum crime 11/09/12 11:13:28	12

	Carsupial 08/09/12 11:03:16	12

	Roof Rack 29/07/12 19:03:49	12

	Twitter-arti 13/07/12 10:00:46	3 12

	Assoline 04/07/12 10:00:17	12

	I'm 83 you know. 01/07/12 10:06:58	1 12
Ha ha! --Dan Dan
	Suits Ewe Sir 03/05/12 19:01:17	12

	Ivory Coast 11/02/12 20:49:56	12

	Makes a change from sniffing manholes. 08/02/12 20:51:21	3 12

	Well did the earth move for you? 20/01/12 11:51:53	12

	For this Borrower, Thyme had just run out. 13/01/12 11:29:44	12

	Cindy wouldn't cook in Metric Measures, she was an Imperial Storm Trooper 02/01/12 21:28:22	12

	Force Feeding 02/01/12 20:00:36	12

	Lady Penelope talks candidly on life after Thunderbirds. 06/09/11 10:19:20	1 12

	clever Canon fodder Sun 12:26:16	11

	Iguana Trump 25/10/22 11:00:23	11

	Who said being a Vegan means you can't get a square meal? 04/01/21 20:38:19	11

	lol .... my other car is a Mussel car 30/07/19 19:18:07	11

	Delay Llama 07/09/18 11:04:14	11

	"Derek ......... I don't think it's your brakes squeaking" 02/09/18 11:24:27	11

	Rectum spectrum 19/08/18 7:32:41	11

	creative I googled cock and pussy 07/08/18 19:43:27	11

	Stench warfare 19/02/18 20:35:56	11

	A couple of old fellers 06/10/17 19:02:19	11

	"Sheila, I had a couple of pumpkins on the counter ... you haven't seen them have you?" 04/10/17 19:36:31	11

	"Yoo Hoo ...... I've decided to come out of the closet." 14/08/17 12:56:17	11

	"Calm down Deer." 30/09/16 7:15:11	2 11
Michael Winner --Polymorph
	Welcome to Glastonbury 22/06/16 19:02:04	11

	Since the Queen told Charles that she had been getting some chest pains, he was full of little surprises for her. 23/05/16 19:30:51	11

	Skid Row 24/03/16 9:01:28	11

	The anti-virus software detected a verruca. 02/03/16 12:23:15	11

	I think she may have slipped into a Korma 12/01/16 20:01:12	11

	Basking in the light 05/01/16 12:42:28	11

	"You have reached your destination." 08/12/15 12:22:58	11

	Troubles brewing 18/10/15 19:24:26	11

	Flash Dance 16/10/15 19:08:26	11

	The strand that rocks the cradle 23/09/15 7:01:15	11

	Delays at the racecourse betting tills as punter attempts to place suspiciously large steak. 08/09/15 7:17:50	1 11
That must be at least 700lb he has just laid on. --Leroy Brown
	The vet said she is pregnant and be prepared for delivery any time now. 17/06/15 19:06:49	11

	Noughty Boy 14/05/15 19:09:23	11

	clever A brief glimpse 22/04/15 11:07:48	11

	Excuse him ...... he's from the Gobby Desert 20/04/15 19:17:15	11

	We accept payment by Papal 26/03/15 21:01:25	11

	clever Arsenal fans this way 22/12/14 9:49:39	2 11
Are they playing Millwall? --Chris Halliwell
	" .... and every day he comes to see me, pats me on the nose and gives me fish." " He sounds like a keeper." 12/11/14 20:31:25	11

	lol What she really needed was a Wii 10/10/14 11:25:43	1 11
I'd say she's just crapped herself having discovered her snapchat photos all over Google images. --Tiny Alien
	If you don't get an answer straight away at the door, try the knockers. 01/09/14 11:21:49	1 11
You should get baby bells fitted. --Neil Mackenzie
	One Direction fan club 18/08/14 11:07:09	11

	Trill seekers 26/07/14 10:25:18	11

	lol Hundreds of new witnesses come forward as part of Operation Yew Tree, claiming 'T.V. personality put hand up my arse.' 17/07/14 13:17:48	11

	Maria was slightly nervous having received a Police caution previously for handling crack 13/07/14 19:18:39	11

	" ....... and d'you know, I've got that funny little pain in the chest again today. The best way I could describe it is being like a pin prick. The doctors are baffled you know ..." 12/07/14 11:17:37	11

	Bearobics 25/06/14 21:10:45	11

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last comments (total: 470)

Is that why you sometimes see him leaning forward at an awkward angle?

Willie Johnson

16/11/21
1:04pm

comment on caption:
Trump supporters [John Llamas]

"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two."

Willie Johnson

27/11/21
5:14pm

comment on caption:
“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic” [John Llamas]

Dr. Womb

Scrijjy Doo

08/04/22
8:29am

comment on caption:
Graham Norton unveiled as the next irrepressible time-traveller, Dr Who, seen here with his new assistant … [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

[anon]

11/10/22
2:07pm

comment on caption:
Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]

Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

Kate B

18/10/22
5:37am

comment on caption:
“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]

When I've a Bent...
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I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]

[anon]

18/10/22
9:46pm