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We will wash away all your iniquity and cleanse you from your sin. We also do carpets and upholstery.

19/10/12 7:21:08

It's a Juggle Up There.

11/10/12 19:00:24

The victim of a life of grime on a sink estate.

28/09/12 7:12:31

Mannequims.

27/05/12 10:15:27

Group bug.

25/05/12 13:58:09

If Carlsberg made Irn-Bru.......

22/05/12 21:36:45

Fangs for the warning.

14/05/12 20:22:31

They had to wait a falafel long time to be served.

12/05/12 19:00:24

It was a piss-up of monumental proportions.

12/05/12 10:24:49

Dave was accostumed to travelling on the Underground.

10/05/12 12:31:39

Headphones 4ewe.

08/05/12 12:25:41

The Empire snorts gak.

08/05/12 10:06:40

The O Team.

07/05/12 18:51:40

Rheum-atism at the top.

06/05/12 10:50:52

Francis' Drake followed him everywhere.

29/04/12 19:17:55

"Tim, there's no need to beat yourself up over it."

27/04/12 10:03:34

"Pull yourself together darling, or it's curtains."

25/04/12 19:00:13

Doorstepped by Jehovah's Fitness.

22/04/12 12:21:58

Ogre eating.

16/04/12 11:15:16

Handscendental meditation.

08/04/12 10:37:31

The Spray Team.

07/04/12 11:28:02

Spray it with flowers.

04/04/12 19:06:57

Interfloora.

04/04/12 19:00:45

Doggie Doos and Don'ts.

27/03/12 11:21:41

"Here's looking at you, Kidd."

24/03/12 20:37:56

Oiled Age Pensioners.

17/03/12 11:13:33

Splash Dance.

14/03/12 20:03:01

Love on the rocks

14/03/12 20:00:11

"I do like t'obese beside the seaside..."

08/03/12 21:19:16

His name was Tom but he'd been the victim of a misspelt youth.

02/03/12 20:28:06

The Hound of the Bonnevilles.

27/02/12 17:34:53

.......and comes with pear bags fitted as standard.

16/02/12 20:27:04

Bud Hair Day.

13/02/12 13:29:11

Handle with Prayer.

13/02/12 11:04:54

"I Wanda what it's like to be a fish?"

12/02/12 12:24:05

Dog Drain Afternoon.

08/02/12 21:02:24

♫ Here Come the Gulls. ♫

05/02/12 20:19:50

If Birds Eye did cat food......

03/02/12 22:54:11

Mice-icle.

03/02/12 20:01:28

Hornythology.

30/01/12 11:14:20

By the look of things he was weld connected.

30/01/12 10:52:56

They appeared to be the tracks of an enormous Caterpillar.

25/01/12 11:06:21

The butterfly was as plain as the nose on her face.

24/01/12 20:57:42

Chrys was on the verge of pupaty.

24/01/12 20:03:57

Since its construction the building had been dogged by technical difficulties.

24/01/12 12:38:31

Due to complaints about some of the exhibits, heads are likely to roll at the museum.

18/01/12 14:35:17

The Skull Monty.

18/01/12 13:03:23

Wee are the Champions.

18/01/12 8:44:06

In your face-book.

14/01/12 20:17:47

Jean-Clawed Van Damme.

13/01/12 22:18:50

Lurch the village idiot had gone completely environ-mental.

02/01/12 11:00:20

At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along.

11/12/11 11:20:28

Twenty Thousand Leads Under the Sea

22/05/23 11:27:21, edited: 22/05/23 12:11:45

Hulk Slash!

16/05/23 11:02:43

Acrocat

16/05/23 8:33:26

Dave was too wrapped up in himself to realise what was going on.

09/05/23 19:05:39

Everyone could see they were a devoted couple

08/05/23 7:50:17

Dave and his wife didn't believe in 'X' before marriage.

08/05/23 7:47:06, edited: 08/05/23 23:49:05

"Tablet for two?"

03/05/23 7:01:45, edited: 03/05/23 7:28:04

Eight out of ten courts prefer whiskers

01/05/23 19:13:07, edited: 01/05/23 19:13:29

It's never too late to have your prostate examined.

30/04/23 11:10:36

An early work by Vincent van Dogh.

26/04/23 19:45:19

Dave loved to roast his marshmallows over an open Wyre.

24/04/23 10:40:10

"Do you like my new cattoos?"

21/04/23 11:01:22

Kennel-web spider

20/04/23 19:00:47

It was the Twelfth Dave of Christmas

18/04/23 12:50:55, edited: 18/04/23 21:23:03

Mummy Mia!

17/04/23 11:31:37

“I think we can all agree they've done a very pour job.”

16/04/23 19:02:17

"They think it's all over. It is snow."

11/04/23 6:50:48, edited: 11/04/23 6:51:22

Someone thought taking a team photo during the pandemic was a good idea, but it ended up being a respiratory for disaster.

10/04/23 19:29:59, edited: 10/04/23 19:41:31

Cut-lery

06/04/23 19:47:27

Fly Away Pizza, Fly Away Paul

05/04/23 11:04:18, edited: 05/04/23 12:40:52

Revenge of the Pith

28/03/23 11:08:19, edited: 28/03/23 11:24:19

Aces Rye

27/03/23 7:04:32, edited: 27/03/23 7:37:44

Colden Retriever

21/03/23 20:05:19

Formula 1 spokesperson downplays impact of stricter engine emission regulations

19/03/23 13:00:48

Royal Convoy security relaxed

19/03/23 12:12:10

Fart Deco

19/03/23 8:01:30

Boxing Trevor

14/03/23 8:04:40

"I said chewbaccas, not threebaccas."

10/03/23 8:09:15, edited: 10/03/23 14:44:19

"They didn't do a great job of installing it. It should be flush to the wall."

09/03/23 12:05:39, edited: 09/03/23 12:06:29

Yvonne astride my bicycle, Yvonne astride my bike.

03/03/23 12:00:41

"What's the time?"
"It's 2 O'Clocks."

02/03/23 20:08:46

"Captain. Something tells me we're off course."

27/02/23 12:16:29, edited: 27/02/23 12:20:44

"He ain't heavy. Ze's my brother."

26/02/23 23:24:24, edited: 27/02/23 19:19:44

The A Tea

24/02/23 20:00:15

"Wish You Were Sphere."

21/02/23 21:14:37

Early Gurning Centre

15/02/23 21:16:56

The beer display was lager than life

12/02/23 13:29:55, edited: 12/02/23 13:35:46

This year's Tour of Britain to include Barking

12/02/23 9:47:40

Kerb your enthusiasm

09/02/23 12:04:40

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Paws.

09/02/23 8:44:34, edited: 09/02/23 9:17:18

I can haz ur liver with fava beanz and nice chianti?

02/09/19 20:41:37

Fleasy Rider

29/08/19 11:30:45

Cigarettes in cans! Whatever next? Packet soups?

28/08/19 12:10:46

Instagrrrrrrrrram

28/08/19 10:08:39

Tit happens

15/08/19 19:57:47

The Awful Tower

09/08/19 19:16:37

Deliveryou mini cab service launched

05/08/19 10:30:24

Peter Colada

15/07/19 21:04:59