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Dreadlock horror day

09/07/19 19:08:07

The glove that dare not speak its name.

19/04/18 8:39:48

It's a complete playwright-off.

08/04/18 8:01:12

"Something is rotten in the estate of Dent-mark."

08/04/18 7:13:38

I'd ask her out on a date but she's a bit frosty.

03/04/18 19:01:17

"Don't mind David. He's a little bit funny......"

03/04/18 11:34:42

Welcome to the Hotel Californication.

01/04/18 12:55:40

I can't gopher hat.

29/03/18 8:44:26

The property looked great in the estate agent photos, but turns out it's a bit of a dump.

19/03/18 12:30:51

Janet of the Apes

14/03/18 20:01:27

"Do you like to roll your own?"
"No, one of my manservants does it for me."

19/05/23 11:00:52, edited: 19/05/23 15:39:04

The stormtrooper was looking forward to a light savoury meal.

16/05/23 19:16:02, edited: 16/05/23 21:10:54

A snack of the clones

16/05/23 19:07:10, edited: 16/05/23 19:54:03

Bun Affleck bulks up for the roll of Batman

15/05/23 11:05:34, edited: 15/05/23 18:05:37

Baublerella

14/05/23 21:50:20

Dave made his living as a taxi dermist

09/05/23 11:00:28

Dave was often suspected of fowl play

05/05/23 7:39:32, edited: 05/05/23 9:51:15

Whatever happened to Tim Henman?

05/05/23 7:27:44

"Are you both ready to order?"
"Sorry, it's a new phone and I can't find the menu."

03/05/23 7:27:51

Dave was known for being a bit of an exhibitionist.

02/05/23 7:09:35

Lucy loved to spend autumn mournings at her local playground.

01/05/23 13:46:30, edited: 01/05/23 14:48:42

Misadventure playground.

01/05/23 11:39:31, edited: 01/05/23 14:27:21

"Stop ignawing me when I'm talking to you."

30/04/23 7:46:21

Kentucky Bride Chicken

29/04/23 19:02:03

🎵 Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
"Feed the birds," that's what she cried,
while under her feet, her birds had all died. 🎵

25/04/23 19:00:56, edited: 26/04/23 6:56:56

Proof that you are what you parakeat.

23/04/23 8:21:08, edited: 23/04/23 14:04:25

"Why the strong face?"

21/04/23 19:21:05

That's why they call him Dealzebub

21/04/23 7:05:38, edited: 21/04/23 7:26:30

🎵 Some wear over the rainbow... 🎵

17/04/23 11:17:40, edited: 17/04/23 19:14:58

Driving Griz Daisy

11/04/23 7:12:39

"Bear right at the next crossroads."

11/04/23 7:04:15, edited: 11/04/23 7:05:15

"Say Disease!"

10/04/23 19:03:13

Flurryfield

10/04/23 7:06:17

"I heard you went on holiday to Wales this year. Whereabouts did you stay?"
"In Cardigan."

08/04/23 19:45:13

Rubbish binge

07/04/23 11:04:14, edited: 07/04/23 16:53:40

Crumb and bass

30/03/23 19:04:37, edited: 30/03/23 19:36:42

Meet the Goblinsons

30/03/23 7:01:03

The Tower of Table

29/03/23 11:50:48

Bone Alone

27/03/23 19:00:20, edited: 27/03/23 19:13:20

Knights can save money on their train journeys with a Crusadawayday ticket

26/03/23 12:18:22, edited: 26/03/23 12:49:18

No one had the heart to tell Sir Percival that lockdown restrictions had been lifted.

26/03/23 11:15:41, edited: 26/03/23 11:46:47

Room at the tap

23/03/23 12:09:27

🎵 While My Daughtar Gently Weeps 🎵

22/03/23 12:29:16

🎵 Walkies in the air 🎵

21/03/23 20:05:47

Sticks of the trade

21/03/23 12:41:30

The Piss Alps

19/03/23 1:32:34

Dave's flat was a bit of a dump.

19/03/23 0:59:29, edited: 19/03/23 1:01:03

"I didn't know your stairs had a dandruff problem."
"They don't - we use Tread and Shoulders."

13/03/23 9:07:59, edited: 13/03/23 9:08:09

The Crying Game

12/03/23 12:00:08, edited: 12/03/23 19:26:34

Pricks and mortar

12/03/23 9:48:23, edited: 12/03/23 10:10:36

Footie & the Blowfish

08/03/23 8:16:30

Rock. Piper. Schism.

24/02/23 17:34:40

Steptoe and Sunflowers

22/02/23 18:18:36

Luxury wet shaves. Now 50% off.

19/02/23 12:11:30, edited: 19/02/23 19:32:11

We Wish You a Beary Christmas

13/02/23 9:36:42

Whatever happened to third wave feminism?

12/02/23 0:44:44