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	"I don't know what's going on here but they're probably American." 06/03/22 12:23:41	3

	"I SAID, 'Say your prayers.'" 26/02/22 2:42:32	3

	"...Spread the love." 16/02/22 12:48:49	3

	"...why you should never hire 'a manny.' " 16/02/22 7:10:37	3

	"Leave her. One less mouth to feed." 28/01/22 12:27:14	3

	Bee-ceased 25/01/22 11:58:34	3

	"...favorite impressionist? Jim Carrey: Why do you ask?" 21/01/22 3:29:37	3

	“Can you play solo? How about so low I can’t hear you?” 17/01/22 0:39:21	3

	"Giving your granddaughter away, well, it's hard." 15/01/22 1:13:46	3

	"Working with local orchestras, he'd eventually be spotted." 25/12/21 14:24:05	3

	"If anyone has telekinesis, raise my hand." 23/12/21 12:04:17	1 3
If they really had telekinesis, that's not all they'll raise. --Willie Johnson
	"I mean, this guy was BORN to teach physics." 23/12/21 12:02:17	3

	"So there's this photo of a candy bar, right, with what looks like a face on it...right, and I'm like, what can I say about this? What would a candy bar be saying, right?...." 19/12/21 13:26:39	1 3
"Then I thought, if it had diarrhea, how would you know?" --Willie Johnson
	Loco Motion 16/12/21 12:10:45	3

	"USE THE DOORBELL, y'ding dong." 13/12/21 12:48:16	3

	"There's this new style of home in the States: 'The Ritten-House.' " 12/12/21 12:11:16	3

	"...remember doing shit like that? ...when 'the creativity of a child' met 'the sex drive of a teen.' " 08/12/21 17:27:11	3

	“Sucks to be you.” 06/12/21 5:46:40	3

	Fowl Air 04/12/21 20:13:41	3

	"♬ Denim, Denim...Denim, Denim, Demim...Denim-Denimmmm..." 24/11/21 12:04:37	3

	"WELL, IT'S SUNDAY," said Goliath. 13/11/21 13:41:26	3

	"He don't feel so gourd." 31/10/21 12:11:53	3

	He came and he went. 25/10/21 12:43:33	3

	"I'm rare, not stupid." 11/10/21 11:50:23	3

	"Okay to get home? I AM home." 04/10/21 13:46:40	3

	“She just loves political fiction.” 26/09/21 21:50:26	3

	"You, I need your ticket." "WHO?..." "YOU, I need your ticket." "WHO?..." "I said, YOU, right there: the nocturnal bird of prey typified by an upright stance, a large, broad head, binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons, and feathers adapted for silent flight." "WHO?" 14/09/21 10:52:59	3

	Surreal Estate 16/07/21 11:48:44	3

	"YOU, what are you up to?..." "...about two feet." 19/06/21 13:54:07	3

	Swell Guy 18/06/21 0:58:13	3

	The Wieners Circle 23/05/21 4:43:26	3

	"Mr Omelly's child would be named..."˜Anne'." 18/05/21 8:30:43	3

	"Relax. Lesbi friends." 09/05/21 17:02:14	3

	Ruff Rider 09/05/21 13:04:45	3

	A gay-wrongs rally 09/05/21 8:41:48	3

	"Let's rub noses...if you're Inuit. 02/05/21 18:41:52	2 3
Eskimews --Troompa Loompa
	"Blow it out, it's your birthday - probably." 19/04/21 23:26:54	2 3
Yes, thank you for pointing that out. Now it's "gettable." Very kind of you... --Greg Curtis
	"I was lucky to find the work. I mean, who is else is hiring the dead?" 17/04/21 8:13:13	3

	"...All we know is he died on a low note." 25/03/21 1:52:04	3

	"Everywhere I look, I see her..." 08/03/21 8:04:15	3

	The Al Jolson Story 18/02/21 12:50:32	3

	Caught Masticating 10/02/21 16:40:59	3

	"I still can't hear anything." "...COURSE you're a damn statue." 06/02/21 13:30:38	1 3
"I still can't hear anything.""...COURSE you're a damn statue.""What did you say?" --Willie Johnson
	clever "With great girth, comes great responsibility..." 05/02/21 12:37:44	1 3
he's asking a lot from those tiny straps --Mauris Iocus
	I'll ask again: "HOW EXACTLY did you injure your penis?" 01/02/21 9:42:58	3

	"...Is the squirrel okay?" 29/01/21 2:48:46	1 3
Gnaw. --Willie Johnson
	Bleeding out LOL ...C U at my funeral 29/01/21 1:29:43	3

	"...looked 'cool,' til I saw the orange extension cord." 11/01/21 12:03:32	3

	"For your defiance, William, your son will have toupee." 09/01/21 4:10:33	3

	"No, we refuse to punish her. Tomorrow, she 'starts in the mailroom' at Amazon." 27/12/20 13:36:31	3

	Spheroids 13/12/20 13:18:53	3

	Critics are saying, "What is it?" 15/11/20 23:06:16	1 3
And "it" is saying, "Who are they?" --Willie Johnson
	Aviairy-Attractive Scarecrow 13/09/20 12:23:19	3

	"They're SUCH a good match." 06/09/20 16:41:38	3

	"Why am I driving, officer? It's too far to walk." 08/08/20 15:12:01	3

	"No, the ticket is NOT for driving; it's for the head out the window." 08/08/20 15:11:09	3

	"At our dance school, you'll dance like you've never danced before"”LITERALLY, like you've NEVER danced before." 01/08/20 19:10:44	3

	"They're after our technology..." 24/07/20 3:19:11	3

	"Let me explain this. NOT GOOD. This is NOT a GOOD THING. It's a BAD thing. It's a VERY BAD thing: One person gets Covid every THREE SECONDS. Every three seconds one person....THIS is the person." 01/07/20 11:44:13	3

	Trespassers will be Prostituted 25/05/20 14:31:47	3

	"ME, I don't mind the fat jokes; it's the graffiti..." 12/03/20 0:28:59	3

	"So THERE IT IS...'a horse of a different color.' " 23/02/20 12:27:48	3

	clever "Sorry about the smell. You SAID you wanted him to go." 11/02/20 11:55:59	3

	"I couldn't help but "˜dress him with my eyes.' " 12/01/20 4:38:47	3

	"After a few drinks, my poodle looked, well, pretty-wonderful. 06/01/20 10:36:18	3

	"Next stop, HOPEFULLY, after The White House.." 17/12/19 14:20:03	3

	"Jew know the time?" 14/12/19 11:31:06	3

	"Born on a fry day." 02/12/19 12:43:08	3

	ðŸŽ¶ "Silent night, holy SHIT..." 01/12/19 23:28:55	3

	"On second thought, you ARE good, VERRY good." 01/12/19 13:12:32	3

	" 'Why the knife?'...Cuz I'm against guns." 25/11/19 12:40:17	3

	"What is from outer space, has no legs, but always runs?" 24/11/19 13:07:57	3

	"For the earth, it's OVER. Now you decide: Will it be over hard, or over easy?" 24/11/19 13:02:25	3

	"Hm, it's barely hanging onto the executive branch." 19/11/19 12:44:17	3

	"I loved this car, the MOMENT I sawed it." 16/11/19 12:14:55	3

	"I LOVE it when Santa comes..." 03/11/19 11:55:57	3

	"This IS a banana AND I'm happy to see you." 28/10/19 12:04:48	3

	"No, REALLY..surreal pretty dress." 27/10/19 12:28:24	3

	"They all think I'm "˜a crazy drunk,' everyone except YOU, Harvey." 21/10/19 12:36:19	3

	"Just answer my question, YES or NO: 'If a gay guy attacked you right now..would you beat him off?' " 01/10/19 11:18:53	3

	"Let's make America gay again." 17/09/19 13:06:02	3

	Urban Sprawl 06/08/19 12:01:50	3

	"Well, aisle B." 31/07/19 17:32:42	3

	"...READY TO HIT THE LODGE?..." 01/07/19 10:26:16	3

	"Sometimes, I don't know, I just wonder if there's MORE..." 29/05/19 10:50:09	3

	"As Fred aged, all he could produce was wet noodles." 06/05/19 11:43:46	3

	"Her final search?...'Do I have a C02 leak?' " 02/05/19 10:48:49	3

	"Seals DO eat fish, but only when they can't find interns." 01/05/19 10:16:23	3

	"Seriously, my mom's a total riot." 27/04/19 23:39:23	3

	"Actually, I don't think of it like that; it's more like 'a PROCEEDING forehead.' " 18/04/19 22:30:39	3

	"Now, Todd, take off...MY clothes." 13/03/19 12:00:09	3

	A Condominimal 04/03/19 12:06:57	3

	"On the surface, boys are somewhat different than girls, but on the INSIDE, there is a VAS deferens." 10/02/19 13:20:09	3

	Hamborghini 25/12/18 14:21:19	3

	"Hop inside, Dick..." 13/12/18 13:23:50	5 3
I didn't vote for it as I couldn't find where to clit --Mr Dome
	"Time to pull the plug." 10/12/18 12:20:56	3

	clever "HERE it is: "˜how to boil water'..." 13/11/18 18:35:14	3

	"Hey, don't say your weren't towed." 12/11/18 12:38:31	3

	" ................." 07/11/18 13:03:25	3

	"Apparently, It's "˜a running gag.' " 29/10/18 21:31:57	3

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I clarified that singular/plural thing. And, um...she's speaking...to Dave!...Thanks.

(caption author)

16/01/24
1:54pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

I read it more as "Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant...YOU are."

[anon]

16/01/24
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

Now I'm conflicted, concerned that "the wording stuff" will take my focus away from my patients. Can anybody clear this up definitively? I'm now wondering if I should drop the "Dave" reference because it might lengthen it too much...and "Dave" also cues that "the fall is coming." Don't want THAT. New topic: I pushed (and capitalized) the phrases "just how insignificant" to lead the reader to want to finish that almost cliche-phrase...("JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT we are")....so I could take it in another direction. That's why I put THAT phrase in all caps instead of YOU (which anon CAPATLIZED, and there's nothing inaccurate about that). It's just that leaning on the YOU could seem a bit harsh compared with the original was more a gentle moment of realization. Help! My patients deserve my Undistracted care! .

(caption author)

16/01/24
3:18pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

"Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant you are, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"

Although what you did first works as it's like a run up to an insignificant anticlimax

"Moments like this remind me of JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT you are"