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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 9:43:57 |
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." 16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, |
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You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work. --James Lennox
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place... --Greg Curtis
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"Then I had this strange, autobody experience." 16/06/23 9:54:54 |
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"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..." 30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58 |
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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 20:17:50 |
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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it! --Dan Nicholls
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Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 12:26:05 |
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28/06/23 8:09:50 |
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"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." 15/11/22 12:02:39 |
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I guess there's no need to be anon, so I've un-anonned the comment! I was just thinking I didn't want to make a statement that it wasn't my caption. But you're right, I've voted on it anyway! I think I need some of your spare supervotes inst... --KT A
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"I always knew we'd wind up together." 10/05/21 12:53:18 |
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02/07/18 13:47:56 |
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29/01/17 8:23:34 |
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"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 12:03:59 |
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29/04/23 21:13:36 |
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"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted." 31/10/21 12:16:28 |
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"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 13:18:46 |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 8:51:28 |
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14/07/23 12:23:56, edited: 15/07/23 17:58:14 |
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08/03/22 12:02:56 |
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10/06/18 20:42:04 |
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"First the GOOD news... 01/02/16 20:30:53 |
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"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 11:02:40 |
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05/12/12 12:47:13 |
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30/09/23 1:58:03 |
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"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..." 09/01/22 9:39:06 |
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Yes! --Glyn Evans
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"He was found dead, but undamaged." 19/12/19 22:37:32 |
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04/03/19 12:02:51 |
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13/10/18 12:58:48 |
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Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13 |
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Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 12:23:03 |
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"Can I have a piece of that?..." 13/07/23 13:31:08, edited: 13/07/23 13:31:49 |
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"Let me put it this way, Jerry: It's time for that final album." 28/06/23 12:23:43, edited: 29/06/23 23:26:57 |
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"...bad news for rug addicts." 14/06/22 9:24:33 |
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"Different species; similar jeans." 24/11/21 12:02:40 |
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29/01/20 12:25:46 |
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"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......" 10/10/19 11:58:15 |
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"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 10:58:55 |
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"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 12:41:12 |
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"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04 |
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Looks like it's going. --John Glover
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If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46 |
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11/06/13 12:56:32 |
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04/04/13 9:00:06 |
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"What's wrong with this pitcher?" 08/02/24 11:36:26, edited: 08/02/24 11:36:35 |
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"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody." 18/04/21 12:22:13 |
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Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha. --Ellen Duncalf
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"... little down in the mouth?" 11/02/20 13:29:43 |
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15/01/19 12:10:49 |
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"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 20:32:45 |
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"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 12:50:13 |
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07/08/17 12:51:13 |
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The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14 |
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29/08/16 13:01:12 |
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28/01/16 13:27:29 |
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28/01/16 9:29:38 |
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07/08/23 8:05:44 |
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"Okay, well, is Jesus there then? " 28/06/23 12:14:06 |
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“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” 24/12/22 3:17:24 |
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18/12/22 12:45:49 |
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07/04/22 13:02:35 |
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“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'" 21/02/22 0:32:28 |
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"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug." 16/05/21 9:25:33 |
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Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer. --Glyn Evans
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"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent." 15/08/19 12:01:10 |
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"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?" 20/06/19 13:00:15 |
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"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car." 28/04/19 22:05:04 |
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01/03/17 14:04:05 |
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19/01/15 8:45:38 |
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Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16 |
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13/01/13 12:00:37 |
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07/01/13 8:33:07 |
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Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22 |
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It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25 |
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The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 12:32:36 |
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30/09/23 12:19:44 |
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20/06/23 14:50:27, edited: 20/06/23 14:50:40 |
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Happening along, I find what has happened - and I have a nasty feeling that I might have been the first to vote for the first incarnation, and now I have lost my finders points! But I shall be magnanimous; although accumulating finders' points has --Molly R
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"What I'm saying is...we'd like you to work from home." 25/08/22 13:23:13 |
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Critics call it, "Deeply penetrating." 15/08/22 15:22:21 |
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"Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' " 23/11/21 0:06:06 |
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"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you." 18/04/21 12:58:43 |
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"Yeah I work in women's clothing." 20/12/20 12:47:44 |
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"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite." 08/03/20 0:33:04 |
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"We quickly grew out of our first house." 04/03/19 12:02:14 |
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"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20 |
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02/06/16 20:41:38 |
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"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42 |
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"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 12:33:54 |
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"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 13:36:07 |
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"Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25 |
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"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49 |
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I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier? --Cath Jones
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27/11/14 12:41:05 |
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And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 12:02:06 |
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Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT. --Greg Curtis
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"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10 |
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...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58 |
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"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 9:39:40 |
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Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding. 16/06/13 12:25:13 |
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01/05/13 12:01:03 |
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They're acting like there's snow tomorrow. 11/02/13 12:08:19 |
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10/02/13 13:00:00 |
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What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read! 03/02/13 13:36:05 |
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24/12/12 8:48:38 |
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16/12/12 20:10:38 |
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"Harvard is a great school. But it's tough to get in." 29/08/24 12:57:15 |
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Ah, I know the feeling, I've accidentally deleted winning caption before too! Hope this nudge will get heads turning to this caption again.
3:12pm
comment on caption:
"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
You shouldn't worry caption author. If folk liked it before, I'm sure they'll like it later too unless there's been a major change of heart
Or folk think that they've already voted for it before but can't figure out why the voting box isn't highlighted from their end
4:29pm
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
Happening along, I find what has happened - and I have a nasty feeling that I might have been the first to vote for the first incarnation, and now I have lost my finders points! But I shall be magnanimous; although accumulating finders' points has always meant more to me than getting votes for my own captions, which are usually very feeble, I shall vote again, and boost another up the finders' rankings instead of myself. Woe is me!
6:10pm
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
Molly, I was LOST and now I've been FOUND. Sorry about your "lost finders points." Just know that - today - you've made at least one captioneer...breathe easier.
6:20pm
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
You won't have lost your votes all together, Cap. Auth. They'll still count in your weekly and all time tally despite the accidental erase. So, even if a few original voters don't revote, those that do will have voted for you twice
I'm not so sure about the Finder's Points, Molly. Chris would need to advise on that one, but I suspect you'll probably still get those earnt (see what I did there) on the original caption if it's any consolation.
11:43pm
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
Thanks for the insight, James. I'm comfortable with whatever...
Posted by Anomaly.
4:47am
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
You're movin on up now
9:50am
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"...She IS a head-turner." [Greg Curtis]
I'm not nesting. And don't call me Shirley.
1:15pm
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"Surely, you nest." [Greg Curtis]
That's "BABAR'ic."
9:14am
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"Just to maintain it, it'll cost a million pounds. That's without inflation." [Greg Curtis]
There may be mortar this but I'd say you're filling sorry for yourself, maybe you should grow up
3:40pm
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"I'm TIRED of your 'pour me' attitude." [Greg Curtis]