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lol

"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?"

02/08/15 8:43:57

lol creative

"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are."

16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, suggested edits

"Then I had this strange, autobody experience."

16/06/23 8:54:54

"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..."

30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58

creative

"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile."

30/06/15 19:17:50

Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ?

11/09/12 11:26:05

"What's Sponge Bob doing at the doorbell?"

"I don't know...wringing?

18/12/24 21:16:21, edited: 18/12/24 21:23:10

lol clever

Poultry in Motion

28/06/23 7:09:50

lol

"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing."

15/11/22 12:02:39

"I always knew we'd wind up together."

10/05/21 11:53:18

Pineapple Concentrate

02/07/18 12:47:56

clever

Storm Trooper

29/01/17 8:23:34

lol

"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too."

26/07/16 11:03:59

lol

"...Are you together?"

29/04/23 20:13:36

"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted."

31/10/21 12:16:28

clever

"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence."

15/09/18 12:18:46

clever x2

"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' "

12/05/15 7:51:28

lol

Right Wing Lunatic

14/07/23 11:23:56, edited: 15/07/23 16:58:14

clever

Minor Inconvenience

08/03/22 12:02:56

Twin Buoys

10/06/18 19:42:04

lol

"First the GOOD news...
The rat's gone."

01/02/16 20:30:53

clever x3

"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there."

14/05/15 10:02:40

This door is booby trapped!

05/12/12 12:47:13

“Anyone ELSE object?…”

30/09/23 0:58:03

"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..."

09/01/22 9:39:06

"He was found dead, but undamaged."

19/12/19 22:37:32

Surreal Estate

04/03/19 12:02:51

clever

Twisted Humor

13/10/18 11:58:48

Why am I not buying? No Monet.

19/11/14 20:09:13

Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!"

20/10/14 11:23:03

"Can I have a piece of that?..."

13/07/23 12:31:08, edited: 13/07/23 12:31:49

"Let me put it this way, Jerry: It's time for that final album."

28/06/23 11:23:43, edited: 29/06/23 22:26:57

"...bad news for rug addicts."

14/06/22 8:24:33

"Different species; similar jeans."

24/11/21 12:02:40

"Try it on, if you're game."

29/01/20 12:25:46

lol

"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......"

10/10/19 10:58:15

"Is it me, or is he flushing?"

17/09/18 9:58:55

"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too."

08/08/18 11:41:12

"The neighbors say it has to go."

02/12/15 8:11:04

lol creative

If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets.

20/02/13 12:00:46

Hey, why the log face?

11/06/13 11:56:32

It's drawing attention.

04/04/13 8:00:06

"What's wrong with this pitcher?"

08/02/24 11:36:26, edited: 08/02/24 11:36:35

"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody."

18/04/21 11:22:13

"... little down in the mouth?"

11/02/20 13:29:43

"It's a snatchback."

15/01/19 12:10:49

"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..."

25/07/18 19:32:45

"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet."

30/04/18 11:50:13

Sea-through

07/08/17 11:51:13

The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo.

05/01/17 12:47:14

Smug Shot

29/08/16 12:01:12

...for cold calling.

28/01/16 13:27:29

Homes to buy, or torrent.

28/01/16 9:29:38

"GET'a GROOM."

07/08/23 7:05:44

"Okay, well, is Jesus there then? "

28/06/23 11:14:06

“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.”

24/12/22 3:17:24

Ferry Christmas

18/12/22 12:45:49

"GET OFF THE BLOOMIN' ROAD."

07/04/22 12:02:35

“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'"

21/02/22 0:32:28

"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug."

16/05/21 8:25:33

"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent."

15/08/19 11:01:10

"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?"

20/06/19 12:00:15

lol

"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car."

28/04/19 21:05:04

The Grim Wrapper

01/03/17 14:04:05

CAT scan

19/01/15 8:45:38

Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me.

25/02/13 8:15:16

CAREFUL...He can scratch.

13/01/13 12:00:37

lol

Dutch Elf Disease

07/01/13 8:33:07

lol

Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here!

31/12/12 22:56:22

It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing.

18/12/12 12:00:25

The tooth fairy loses his patience.

11/09/12 11:32:36

Character Assassination

30/09/23 11:19:44

"...She IS a head-turner."

20/06/23 13:50:27, edited: 20/06/23 13:50:40

"What I'm saying is...we'd like you to work from home."

25/08/22 12:23:13

Critics call it, "Deeply penetrating."

15/08/22 14:22:21

creative

"Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' "

23/11/21 0:06:06

"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you."

18/04/21 11:58:43

"Yeah I work in women's clothing."

20/12/20 12:47:44

"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite."

08/03/20 0:33:04

"We quickly grew out of our first house."

04/03/19 12:02:14

"Deface that launched a thousand drips."

15/11/16 21:08:20

clever

Kindergarden

02/06/16 19:41:38

clever

"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor."

19/01/16 13:24:42

"And THIS is called dry docking."

13/09/15 11:33:54

"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!"

10/08/15 12:36:07

clever

"Now you can feel DADDY kick."

15/01/15 10:59:25

lol clever

"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts."

30/12/14 12:03:49

Reminds me of my 1986 Vulva.

27/11/14 12:41:05

And they wonder why I pee on the rug.

02/05/13 11:02:06

"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?"

16/12/12 12:31:10

...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth.

03/12/12 9:15:58

"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!"

28/06/13 8:39:40

Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding.

16/06/13 11:25:13

Bicicle.

01/05/13 11:01:03

They're acting like there's snow tomorrow.

11/02/13 12:08:19

Vulcanic rock.

10/02/13 13:00:00

What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read!

03/02/13 13:36:05

The balance of power.

24/12/12 8:48:38

Right wing lunatics.

16/12/12 20:10:38