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07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, |
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Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;)
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“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” 06/08/24 20:02:40 |
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Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years.
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Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope?
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I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :)
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"The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D
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30/12/23 9:03:08, |
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please
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15/07/23 8:13:59 |
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The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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“Why are so many pages missing?” 26/09/24 12:04:33 |
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Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round.
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“When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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Testing practices criticised at Pampers. 19/03/24 12:08:13 |
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“I’m just saying of all the places to put the stick…” 10/01/24 20:25:21 |
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“What alerted you to the fact the pilot might have been drinking?” 31/12/23 8:18:12 |
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“BMW driver, just hand washed it, you know what to do.” 19/12/23 8:00:57 |
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23/10/23 12:02:35 |
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“Can you believe it, 9 life sentences.” 05/09/23 12:01:16 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃
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21/03/24 11:46:23 |
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“During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58 |
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“When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25 |
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“What’s the password?” 10/01/24 8:04:44 |
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“When you go and give blood with your brother and it gets competitive.” 10/12/23 20:03:14 |
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“We do rotating shifts at the car wash.” 10/03/23 8:13:39 |
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28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy
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"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more!
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'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man
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“That email’s still doing the rounds.” 06/05/24 12:21:41 |
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“Are you saying you want to split the bill?” 01/04/24 12:09:57 |
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“I think a few men may have gone there before.” 12/03/24 12:06:18 |
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“Guys, when I said put me down….” 02/12/23 8:05:30 |
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When your parents run the scout group. 30/10/23 8:10:48 |
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Global warming blamed for cancellation of Disney on Ice. 21/08/23 13:00:24 |
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Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time.
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It’s a nightmare when they fall out. 03/02/23 8:26:01 |
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"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?"
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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"I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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07/06/24 12:09:38 |
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“We do a tortoise one but delivery takes a lot longer.” 07/04/24 12:04:19 |
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"I won't be shelling out for one of those."
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“To make matters worse I’ve just found out my boyfriend’s a pouffe.” 13/02/24 8:10:51 |
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18/12/23 20:02:10 |
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Experienced idiot seeks village. 16/11/23 12:23:53 |
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Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order.
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“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 8:08:15 |
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“Were there any signs your 4 year old was planning to run away?” 30/03/23 12:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 12:26:32 |
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“If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” 20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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“Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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"Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life.
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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29/09/24 8:38:50 |
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04/09/24 12:04:34 |
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Critics divided over redesign of Google homepage. 27/12/23 20:44:04 |
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“We also do a pigeon but that’s more of a carrier bag.” 30/06/23 20:20:20 |
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And a vulture for carry-on luggage.
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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06/02/22 11:30:38 |
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“There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor!
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“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's £19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum.
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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"I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry).
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11/06/24 12:05:50 |
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“…. You do not have to lay anything but anything you do lay…” 30/01/24 12:12:34 |
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“Bumping into your parents on holiday is bad enough…” 04/12/23 8:03:22 |
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29/11/23 12:04:58 |
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When you’re 37 minutes into your new diet and already hallucinating. 26/11/23 20:07:03 |
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“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.” 24/11/23 20:25:44 |
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06/08/23 8:01:56 |
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Her body was discovered in a Subway. 13/12/22 22:49:05 |
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“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better.
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"I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed.
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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02/04/20 20:09:44 |
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She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse.
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ?
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“Dad was a workaholic but we saw him every 6 months.” 30/07/24 12:02:56 |
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“Forget Elmo, Cookie Monster’s been blue for years.” 08/07/24 15:51:30 |
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22/04/24 8:02:57 |
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“You can take the steering lock off the bagels now too.” 12/03/24 8:29:34 |
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“I knew we should’ve read the small print on those donor cards.” 19/12/23 23:35:33 |
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17/12/23 12:04:41 |
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Pirelli-phant?
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“I wish they’d shown me what the virgins looked like before I blew myself up….” 05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40 |
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04/12/23 12:00:26 |
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10/10/23 12:05:00 |
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17/09/23 8:06:22 |
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Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :)
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24/08/23 12:53:23 |
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Glazer: It’ll be £100 but you’ll need a special coating which will be £350. 25/05/23 20:07:05 |
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‘Although there was some blood the paramedics found a strong pulse.’ 14/04/23 20:48:56 |
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27/03/23 8:01:39 |
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Please give up your seat for middle age passengers. 26/03/23 12:30:26 |
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23/02/23 8:01:19 |
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Gardeners of the galaxy?
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“One Sausage and Egg McMuffin, no egg, no muffin.” 14/10/22 12:04:43 |
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In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here.
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“No wonder his cheeks are red.” 06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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Very funny caption 😀
8:23pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Congratulations C CaMel. In the best tradition of caption.me, your excellent caption has given us a womb with a room. This caption really had teeth in it. There will be no need to feed you since you've won fifty pounds of cheddar (*slang for money*), you really brought home the bacon. It's also great that you're donating your bread for a prize at Christmas, an that event celebrates the birth of Jesus (very generous considering what Jesus did with some bread and wine). Some day maybe you'll look back with pride on this, as a highlight in a career as a captioneer and volunteer gynaecologist (or was it paid? No judgement here). Congratulations once again and well done.
9:11pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Thanks for all of the kind messages and for all the laughs your captions have given me on this addictive site, much appreciated!!!
9:15pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Very generous C CaMel, thanks very much. Although it would've been more generous if you had narrowed it down to an Arctic Expedition.
11:22pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Great caption C CaMel, one of those laugh out loud ones and a very generous gesture.
10:54am
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Congrats C CaMel for the best caption and big up yer for your donation and suggestion of a Christmas competition. It's peopleike you that make this community so inclusive. Nice one
12:53pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
I thought Lucan was the one on the far right, with the shaved moustache, in a dress. If not, better keep Lucan.
12:32pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
I wish she had told me that before last night. Thanks for letting me know.
1:02pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
It probably explains the disappearing act the morning after.
4:55pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
Don’t rub it in, maybe her phone battery has died? She will call me.
5:15pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]