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07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits |
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Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
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06/08/24 20:02:40 |
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Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
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22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
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15/07/23 8:13:59 |
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26/09/24 12:04:33 |
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Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
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26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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19/03/24 12:08:13 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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21/03/24 11:46:23 |
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10/12/23 20:03:14 |
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28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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06/05/24 12:21:41 |
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02/12/23 8:05:30 |
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21/08/23 13:00:24 |
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Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
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03/02/23 8:26:01 |
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28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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07/06/24 12:09:38 |
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07/04/24 12:04:19 |
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"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
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13/02/24 8:10:51 |
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18/12/23 20:02:10 |
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16/11/23 12:23:53 |
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Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
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28/07/23 8:08:15 |
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30/03/23 12:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 12:26:32 |
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20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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29/09/24 8:38:50 |
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27/12/23 20:44:04 |
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30/06/23 20:20:20 |
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And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
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15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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Thu 12:12:47 |
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04/12/23 8:03:22 |
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06/08/23 8:01:56 |
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13/12/22 22:49:05 |
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23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
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23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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19/12/23 23:35:33 |
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17/12/23 12:04:41 |
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Pirelli-phant? --Willie Johnson
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05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40 |
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04/12/23 12:00:26 |
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17/09/23 8:06:22 |
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Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
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24/08/23 12:53:23 |
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27/03/23 8:01:39 |
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23/02/23 8:01:19 |
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Gardeners of the galaxy? --KimJong Pun
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14/10/22 12:04:43 |
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In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here. --Willie Johnson
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Nice.
2:37pm
comment on caption:
Centaur Stage [C CaMel]
"You're breaking up... : ( "
4:22pm
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Virgin Mobile [C CaMel]
Or a postman pet?
12:11pm
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Postman pet [C CaMel]
Thanks
12:16pm
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Postman pet [C CaMel]
Nod to 20.00.09
8:09pm
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Twin peeks [C CaMel]
Is her name Paige?
12:47pm
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Turner and Pooch [C CaMel]
Pete Doherty reminds my mum of a baby owl.
3:26pm
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Pete Doherty is looking well. [C CaMel]
At the moment it's Pit Bulls. In the noughties, Staffies. Rottweilers in the '90s. Dobermans in the '80s. Alsatians in the '70s. But in the 1940s you had to watch out for those ferocious Border Collies, known then as 'The new Jack Russells'.
11:21am
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Seeing any sort of dogfight makes me think of my Great Grandfather, he was killed in 1942 by a border collie. [C CaMel]
Cinema? I think I remember that.
3:55pm
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I always seem to sit behind this guy in the cinema. [C CaMel]
His nose is spotted? Doesn't look it to me.
10:27pm
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Man with world's largest nose spotted sunbathing. [C CaMel]