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True story: When I was young I was taking the bus with (apparently) a new driver and he took a wrong turn. He didn't know how to get back on the route, so I said that I would tell him how to get back if he would go down my street (which was on the way). So I told him and he let me off at my house.
6:59pm
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"Can you drop me off on the corner of Milton Street please Geoff?" [Karen Oakenfull]
😂😂 lol Willie. My dad was a bus driver in the mid 60's and on his route along the main roads, going from one part of town to another, my nan was always at the bus stop with everyone else who we're going shopping into town. The mad thing is, if she wasn't there? He'd go totally off route and drive to her house to pick her up! A nice but illegal gesture that caused panicked residents to phone up the bus station to ask why the hell there was a double decker bus reversing out of their quiet, remote cul-de-sac. Dad would get suspended for a while but they'd always have him back.
I was shocked when he told me that he and other drivers were often still pissed from the night before, and used to race each other back to the depot. I can only imagine the passenger's terror as they were launched through town at Mach 3 lol.
How they got away with it I'll never know hehe.....oh those were the days.
8:48pm
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"Can you drop me off on the corner of Milton Street please Geoff?" [Karen Oakenfull]
😂
8:52pm
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The Stone Rosies [Karen Oakenfull]
Oh right, thanks for that. I can change Mr Pipkin but I'm gonna quickly Google pipkin's to find a character to replace Yaffles. I can't remember any others ðŸ˜
10:17pm
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
How about Topov?
10:21pm
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
Just done that now thanks Karyn. 😊
10:23pm
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
You're welcome. Still laughing at this caption! :)
11:39pm
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
the War and Peace of captions
except, less funny
2:09am
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
Hahahaha.
8:40am
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]
...Y' beat me to it.
11:40am
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Pictures taken in the late 70's have emerged of Hartley Hare, (now aged 104) following claims that he was unfairly sacked and cruelly silenced after he reported Mr Pipkin and Topov to the producers. He claimed that he was struggling to work with them because they were always snorting cocaine behind the scenes and permanently stoned. He decided enough was enough when he saw them spike a camera man's coffee with LSD. He then witnessed what he claimed, "Made "˜Animal Farm' look like an episode of The Clangers!"
A lawyer representing the accused, (now deceased) denies all allegations and claims that Mr Hare left the series of his own volition following an unnamed cast member accusing him of being as "Bent as a nine bob note", and threatened to sell the story to The News Of The World. The said cast member accidentally fell off a 400ft cliff shortly afterwards and for obvious reasons, cannot be called as a witness. Mr Hare insisted this was nonsense and a cover-up for what really happened. His best friend Giles is hoping the case for compensation will be settled out of court, because they've got their eye on a quiet, remote bungalow in Iraq. The case continues. [Karen Oakenfull]