super vote: ( left this week)
Partner-ship in a bottle
13/09/14 7:20:34
He was just a shave off breaking his personal best.
20/08/14 7:19:21
This must be a pigment of my imagination
19/08/14 11:03:10
There's plenty more fists in the sea
17/08/14 19:07:48
Getting absolutely basted
10/08/14 20:21:50
Senior-Rita
28/07/14 7:00:12
Black beret messenger
25/07/14 19:42:56
Irish Stoat
16/06/23 13:15:47
You fed her after midnight, didn't you?
15/12/22 10:58:57
After reading this, Dave felt chipper.
26/06/22 21:02:08
All in all I'd say it wasn't a bad first attempt at taxidermy.
22/06/22 8:29:29
Polythenia
01/06/20 7:14:37
Spidey scents
01/07/19 11:36:13
Spidey was determined not to ask for help from his old foe, Mr Muscle.
01/07/19 11:34:25
Thought Bubble
07/11/18 12:21:08
All Jolson
06/03/18 10:48:21
Ben had No.1 to race with.
25/04/17 21:30:35
"So the reason I pulled you over sir, you do realise that it is an offense to drive with your number plate covered don't you?"
18/04/17 8:36:35
The curious incident of the dog in the knight time
12/02/17 8:05:17
"Thanks for a wonderful night Medusa, I hope you don't mind I have borrowed your raz...."
04/01/17 8:01:13
Hawaii five-ho-ho-ho
21/12/16 20:02:14
"Whaaaat the hellll did you dooo?""Iiiii poked the baasstard in the eyyyyye, soooo that heeee would stop spinnningg our waltzer!!"
04/07/16 13:08:02
Just 3 years doing a graphic design degree at £10,000 a year and you too could be developing images like this.
19/06/16 20:48:28
"Looks like Noddy's banging her at number 15 again Vera"
20/04/16 11:30:28
The cat who got the cream.....and the cake and the biscuits and the pies....
20/04/16 7:10:14
Why did the chicken cross the rodeo?
10/04/16 7:34:08
Italian Blend
08/04/16 15:03:48
Lady and the Tram
29/02/16 18:25:22
Shaving Private Ryan
26/02/16 13:23:18
I used to have this terrible crack habit, but now I just stick to the scotch.
16/02/16 8:28:10
To the spanner born
15/02/16 8:18:10
One umbra and one Dalmation
09/02/16 12:00:04
lb-stretcher
27/01/16 13:04:58
The rungs of Saturn
15/01/16 12:43:41
A Fish Mauled Wanda
12/01/16 13:08:23
🎵Schools out for summer🎵
03/11/15 12:00:22
Day sCare
02/11/15 8:09:09
Comparetherearfat.com
14/10/15 9:09:28
Man Vs Brood
28/09/15 19:57:17
Tennis Player's
08/09/15 11:12:20
Golden Virginia Wade
08/09/15 11:07:35
How am I gonna explain to my wife the reason why I will be spending half the day looking at this picture?
07/08/15 11:46:54
Scarf-face
03/08/15 11:00:05
Solemates
31/07/15 19:51:06
The Catholic priests costume party was going great, all they needed now was to invite a-lad-in.
30/07/15 8:01:42
"This isn't quite what I meant when I said we should pig out on a cake!"
29/07/15 12:17:47
Trunk Road
28/07/15 7:00:06
Dunk driver
12/07/15 7:39:26
KABOOM..and the dirt is gone!
10/07/15 11:00:05
When I said I wanted a wooden chippendale to hang our coats on......
06/07/15 7:06:53
Twitterfeed
23/06/15 11:00:12
Door and Peace
18/06/15 11:19:21
Art Exhibitionists
12/06/15 8:05:06
4-Wheel Dive
07/06/15 19:31:34
At one with nature, with the wind in his hair, Bill was definitely one for outdoor fursuits
06/06/15 19:24:56
"Ere Mavis, that bedding plant has grown two feet overnight!"
23/04/15 11:37:32
Clown Court
16/04/15 4:01:36
Livestack
22/03/15 12:31:42
Venice de Milo
14/03/15 12:00:52
Mouse wanted spread or alive.
13/03/15 22:10:29
"Who did your braids Barry""It was a seafood plaiter"
10/03/15 20:04:55
Jesus was unsurprisingly good at hangman.
09/03/15 12:13:22
Banksy managers
28/01/15 12:04:45
Tenderloins
21/01/15 12:46:38
Chi-knees takeaway
18/01/15 8:28:56
Death of a sleighsman
30/12/14 20:33:53
Where no mannequin has gone before
13/11/14 8:07:49
Playing with fire can be hazardous to your stealth.
09/11/14 22:18:55
The game was suspended for fowl play.
02/11/14 20:45:04
"You should have used the cruise control"
01/11/14 12:51:52
This old racehorse has been put out to pastel
18/10/14 21:07:03
Sniffing female's butts, shitting in the street and now this, sleeping on the furniture, I don't know why I agree to coming out with him.
03/10/14 18:02:58
Shroom with a view
24/09/14 19:00:09
Slum Dunk
20/09/14 11:01:21
Decree Absolut
13/09/14 7:35:21
...except weekends, after 5pm, bank holidays and any other time which is convenient for you!
24/08/14 16:45:22
Chicken run ... over
24/08/14 7:18:59
Sugar Crane
11/08/14 21:56:20
Detour de France
29/07/14 11:00:06
Berry'd alive.
24/07/14 12:26:00
Assisted Eweicide
24/07/14 7:00:43
Aloft Conversion
09/07/14 19:00:09
"and that kids, is how Pinocchio could have made it big in the porn industry"
24/06/14 16:35:30
The change is as good as the rest
07/10/14 19:03:15
"I just had to post this picture on Incagram"
28/09/14 7:56:10
There was an old lady who collared a fly....
20/09/14 19:00:36
Rep-tiled flooring
14/09/14 7:14:25
Hillbilly pickup truck
07/09/14 12:07:25
Head Zepplin
18/08/14 15:53:57
Three men and a baytree
17/08/14 7:57:07
Willy con carne
16/08/14 9:34:30
Shady and the tramp
28/07/14 19:00:09
Moments after surviving a vicious shark attack in which his girlfriend was savagely killed, the harsh reality suddenly hit Dave ...... she had the car keys!
20/07/14 7:20:05
Not much to Marvel at.
18/07/14 12:15:09
St Elm's Fire
16/07/14 19:00:21
As a heterosexual man, it was difficult not to get just a little turned on by how good Dave the rocker looked in those jeans.
13/07/14 19:06:40
"Waiter!, shouldn't there be a boiled egg to go with my soldiers?"
24/06/14 16:04:18
Wedding Crasher
29/06/22 7:27:38
I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars?
24/08/21 11:15:33
Sweeney Tot
24/08/21 11:09:30
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I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
comment on caption: Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
comment on caption: "Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
comment on caption: "...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
comment on caption: Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
comment on caption: Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
comment on caption: So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
comment on caption: Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
comment on caption: "I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?""Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
comment on caption: I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
comment on caption: Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]
I was going to say: "Frost Bite", lol...
4:07am
comment on caption:
Frost, Bites! [Leroy Brown]
Ah! A reference to Rolled Dahl!
2:45pm
comment on caption:
"Send them to the juicing room" [Leroy Brown]
...bet the one on the right has SEVERAL layers.
10:34pm
comment on caption:
"...and this year's bake off finalists include a wedding cake and a Tart from bakewell" [Leroy Brown]
This is really taking the Michael!
4:22pm
comment on caption:
Goodnight Mr Barrymore [Leroy Brown]
The "Thought Bubble" of "The Modern Buddha"
12:45pm
comment on caption:
Thought Bubble [Leroy Brown]
Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :)
8:09am
comment on caption:
So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? [Leroy Brown]
They can be in-tents.
9:02pm
comment on caption:
Dave, I think there's a gang of moths in our tent. [Leroy Brown]
"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles."
"What? Are you a paedophile hunter?"
"No, I have a paedophile fetish"
"I'm sorry but you're way too old for me"
7:43am
comment on caption:
"I thought you said that you were a 10 year old boy online?"
"Well you said that you were a 12 year old girl!" [Leroy Brown]
We can do a Mad eye Moody if you want?
11:17am
comment on caption:
I'll just have a little off the top, also are you able to do one of those Harry Potter scars? [Leroy Brown]
Clever!
8:18am
comment on caption:
Dental In-plants [Leroy Brown]